Really wanted to like this place. Both dishes were velveeta based, not actual cheese. There were very few pieces of actual chicken parts, the rest were ground turkey chunks. Not worth the price.
Food: 1
cyberbully antoinette
this is so bad i'm gobsmacked. they overcooked the macaroni. it's velveeta, liquid macaroni and huge florets of unseasoned steamed broccoli. horrible. it's horrible. i can't eat this. my pet rat can't eat this. i am not telling jokes. this is factual. my pet rat declined to eat this.
Food: 1
Sondra Tootell
I ordered through UberEats. Food is HORRIBLE, water down cheese sauce and zero flavor. We threw both meals away. No phone to call and complain.
Food: 1
Service: 1
Sarah Smith
The WORST doordash order EVER. I PROMISE I'm not even being dramatic. It really is this bad. We ordered the CBR and the Classic Mac and Cheese . And i use the word "cheese" loosely because there was NONE. The cbr was the same naked noodles with some soft cooked bacon and dry (probably repurposed) chicken bits, and a drizzle of mediocre ranch. Trust me, this picture does it too much justice.. and don't even get me started on the stale yet wet "garlic bread"... don't often leave reviews but i had to get on here and vent this time. It really was that horrible, and if this can save even one person from ordering this nonsense, then it’s worth the 3 mins it took to type this. Seriously boil some noodles and slop em in a bowl, and don't even think about using ANY seasoning at all. I promise you, it'll be the same and save you about $50.
Food: 1
Service: 1
Tracie Tanner
I ordered spicy mac and it was by far the most bland and mushy thing I've ever tasted. I am so disappointed in the service. Don't order from
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Toji's Tig Biddies
I ordered through Uber eats, and that part was fine. The food however was just terrible. I got regular, chicken pesto, and garlic n broccoli. The regular lacked flavor and was overcooked, chicken pesto tasted like old milk and had salty chicken nuggets in it (personal preference but I’m used to grilled chicken in my pasta), and the garlic was alright but overall inedible. They all felt like it was missing something. Ntm the portion sizes for the price AND the taste is a JOKE. $15+?? I’d understand if it was at least really good but ?
Food: 1
gangle dorf
should've checked the reviews on google before ordering through doodah. the food was nothing like the picture, it was just macaroni noodles with unmeted shredded cheese thrown on top. awful. even after warming it tasted like pure melted cheddar.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 2
Dustin Treece
I've never eaten here but I'm going to jump off the bandwagon of giving this place a one star for the lulz. This has to be the lowest rated restaurant I've ever seen in Portland
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Brandi McRae
Well I should’ve read the reviews on google before ordering on dash.An almost 10 dollar tiny Cesar salad withGarlic bread wrapped so all the cheese sticks to foil. The Mac online shows red bell peppers, showed up with green. Lesson learned. Don’t waste your money on the salads. The Mac not too bad. Worth 14.89?? NO
Food: 2
Carter N.
Food sucks. I could make better mac in my microwave in 5 minutes. Barely any chicken and the sauce was bland
I ordered with Uber service was good. But food was horrible . Nothing like the picture it was not baked it was just Mac and cheese with uncooked broccoli thrown on top . Will not order
Food: 1
Service: 5
Jennifer
Don’t bother. Overcooked noodles and they were dry. No cheese on them. Tiny bit of watery cheese at the bottom. Ridiculous!!
Food: 1
Amy Granger
I ordered from here for the first time and I was highly disappointed. I ordered and paid for the broccoli garlic mac, but received just the basic mac & cheese. I’m mad I paid $17.45 for mediocre Mac & cheese.Also, the fried stuffed mushrooms were disgusting and tiny!I ordered and paid for 2 sides of ranch - $1.25 each, but I only got one!I don’t recommend at all.
Jericho S
Trash ghost kitchen with trash ingredients
Brian Goza
This place specializes in macaroni and cheese and their Mac and cheese sucks. You had one job!! I ordered the sausage and vodka Mac and cheese. It was supposed to have tomato vodka sauce and sausage. It was nothing more than the plain Mac and cheese with over done pellets of sausage that looked like rabbit droppings put on top. No sauce. The macaroni and cheese wasn’t even kind of ok. It was dry and didn’t taste like cheese. This place is awful.
Really wanted to like this place. Both dishes were velveeta based, not actual cheese. There were very few pieces of actual chicken parts, the rest were ground turkey chunks. Not worth the price.
Food: 1
this is so bad i'm gobsmacked. they overcooked the macaroni. it's velveeta, liquid macaroni and huge florets of unseasoned steamed broccoli. horrible. it's horrible. i can't eat this. my pet rat can't eat this. i am not telling jokes. this is factual. my pet rat declined to eat this.
Food: 1
I ordered through UberEats. Food is HORRIBLE, water down cheese sauce and zero flavor. We threw both meals away. No phone to call and complain.
Food: 1
Service: 1
The WORST doordash order EVER. I PROMISE I'm not even being dramatic. It really is this bad. We ordered the CBR and the Classic Mac and Cheese . And i use the word "cheese" loosely because there was NONE. The cbr was the same naked noodles with some soft cooked bacon and dry (probably repurposed) chicken bits, and a drizzle of mediocre ranch. Trust me, this picture does it too much justice.. and don't even get me started on the stale yet wet "garlic bread"... don't often leave reviews but i had to get on here and vent this time. It really was that horrible, and if this can save even one person from ordering this nonsense, then it’s worth the 3 mins it took to type this. Seriously boil some noodles and slop em in a bowl, and don't even think about using ANY seasoning at all. I promise you, it'll be the same and save you about $50.
Food: 1
Service: 1
I ordered spicy mac and it was by far the most bland and mushy thing I've ever tasted. I am so disappointed in the service. Don't order from
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
I ordered through Uber eats, and that part was fine. The food however was just terrible. I got regular, chicken pesto, and garlic n broccoli. The regular lacked flavor and was overcooked, chicken pesto tasted like old milk and had salty chicken nuggets in it (personal preference but I’m used to grilled chicken in my pasta), and the garlic was alright but overall inedible. They all felt like it was missing something. Ntm the portion sizes for the price AND the taste is a JOKE. $15+?? I’d understand if it was at least really good but ?
Food: 1
should've checked the reviews on google before ordering through doodah. the food was nothing like the picture, it was just macaroni noodles with unmeted shredded cheese thrown on top. awful. even after warming it tasted like pure melted cheddar.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 2
I've never eaten here but I'm going to jump off the bandwagon of giving this place a one star for the lulz. This has to be the lowest rated restaurant I've ever seen in Portland
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Well I should’ve read the reviews on google before ordering on dash.An almost 10 dollar tiny Cesar salad withGarlic bread wrapped so all the cheese sticks to foil. The Mac online shows red bell peppers, showed up with green. Lesson learned. Don’t waste your money on the salads. The Mac not too bad. Worth 14.89?? NO
Food: 2
Food sucks. I could make better mac in my microwave in 5 minutes. Barely any chicken and the sauce was bland
Restaurantji Recommends
I ordered with Uber service was good. But food was horrible . Nothing like the picture it was not baked it was just Mac and cheese with uncooked broccoli thrown on top . Will not order
Food: 1
Service: 5
Don’t bother. Overcooked noodles and they were dry. No cheese on them. Tiny bit of watery cheese at the bottom. Ridiculous!!
Food: 1
I ordered from here for the first time and I was highly disappointed. I ordered and paid for the broccoli garlic mac, but received just the basic mac & cheese. I’m mad I paid $17.45 for mediocre Mac & cheese.Also, the fried stuffed mushrooms were disgusting and tiny!I ordered and paid for 2 sides of ranch - $1.25 each, but I only got one!I don’t recommend at all.
Trash ghost kitchen with trash ingredients
This place specializes in macaroni and cheese and their Mac and cheese sucks. You had one job!! I ordered the sausage and vodka Mac and cheese. It was supposed to have tomato vodka sauce and sausage. It was nothing more than the plain Mac and cheese with over done pellets of sausage that looked like rabbit droppings put on top. No sauce. The macaroni and cheese wasn’t even kind of ok. It was dry and didn’t taste like cheese. This place is awful.