Brothers and sisters, let me testify. On the evening of 8pm sharp, I pulled my weary chariot off the highway and entered into the holiest of greasy spoons: the Waffle House of Clanton, Alabama. And I declare unto you—it was the Waffliest Waffle House I’ve ever Waffled in.
The moment I stepped through those doors, I was greeted by a young lady so sweet and respectful she could’ve been handing out hymnals at the door of a country church. I took my seat at the counter, and before me stood a young man, baptizing dishes in soapy water with the devotion of a monk illuminating scrolls.
The waffle? Golden as the streets of heaven. The coffee? Strong enough to raise the dead. The soda? Carbonated like the Spirit itself.
But then, brethren… came the grits. Oh, the grits. A bowl of plain, ordinary grits, and atop them, laid not a blend, not a melt, not even a sprinkle—but a single slice of American cheese, just flopped there like it had fainted in the Spirit. And I tell you, it was so glorious, so divine in its comedy, I had to stop and take a picture. Yes sir, I documented the miracle.
So if ever your soul is weary and your stomach is empty, make the pilgrimage to Clanton’s Waffle House. Come for the waffle, stay for the cheese slice, and leave with a story worth preaching. Five stars, hallelujah.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Connie Turner
Wonderful!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Randy St John
The Food was prepared just right. Our server was great. Very clean.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Bianca Prada
Best everything ever. Pinned on my maps for next road trip.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
angela averette
Our order was not correct. The only person to acknowledged us was our waiter, Brian. There was trash and water all over the floor, behind the counter.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 1
Lisa Cox
Very busy but great service and fast.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
victoria strickland
Love their bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Made fresh and doesn't taste like fast food.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Joe Hicks
Restaurant was absolutely filthy stuff all over the floor it was nasty
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 4
Lori D
We're traveling by state and sitting there for 15 minutes without even being acknowledged so we left
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
George Timberlake
Got my order to go and it didn't take them long to have my order ready to go!
We went their for mothers day and finally after one hour of waiting they bring my sons order and one side of my order, my wife or daughter got nothing. The service was horrible and the food we did get was unedible. Finally after an hour and a half still not having the rest of our meal we ended up only paying for that meal and left. I will not go back there.
mie coe
Good food and service
B Taylor
Good breakfast, the most kind efficient waitress and waiters. They were very busy but their organized customer focused service made everything run smoothly.
Brothers and sisters, let me testify. On the evening of 8pm sharp, I pulled my weary chariot off the highway and entered into the holiest of greasy spoons: the Waffle House of Clanton, Alabama. And I declare unto you—it was the Waffliest Waffle House I’ve ever Waffled in.
The moment I stepped through those doors, I was greeted by a young lady so sweet and respectful she could’ve been handing out hymnals at the door of a country church. I took my seat at the counter, and before me stood a young man, baptizing dishes in soapy water with the devotion of a monk illuminating scrolls.
The waffle? Golden as the streets of heaven.
The coffee? Strong enough to raise the dead.
The soda? Carbonated like the Spirit itself.
But then, brethren… came the grits. Oh, the grits. A bowl of plain, ordinary grits, and atop them, laid not a blend, not a melt, not even a sprinkle—but a single slice of American cheese, just flopped there like it had fainted in the Spirit. And I tell you, it was so glorious, so divine in its comedy, I had to stop and take a picture. Yes sir, I documented the miracle.
So if ever your soul is weary and your stomach is empty, make the pilgrimage to Clanton’s Waffle House. Come for the waffle, stay for the cheese slice, and leave with a story worth preaching. Five stars, hallelujah.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Wonderful!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The Food was prepared just right.
Our server was great. Very clean.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Best everything ever. Pinned on my maps for next road trip.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Our order was not correct. The only person to acknowledged us was our waiter, Brian. There was trash and water all over the floor, behind the counter.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 1
Very busy but great service and fast.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Love their bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Made fresh and doesn't taste like fast food.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurant was absolutely filthy stuff all over the floor it was nasty
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 4
We're traveling by state and sitting there for 15 minutes without even being acknowledged so we left
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Got my order to go and it didn't take them long to have my order ready to go!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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Very cold inside
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 4
Service: 3
We went their for mothers day and finally after one hour of waiting they bring my sons order and one side of my order, my wife or daughter got nothing. The service was horrible and the food we did get was unedible. Finally after an hour and a half still not having the rest of our meal we ended up only paying for that meal and left. I will not go back there.
Good food and service
Good breakfast, the most kind efficient waitress and waiters. They were very busy but their organized customer focused service made everything run smoothly.
Always a good breakfast for a good price!
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