I hope this message finds you in the most blissfully unaware state of existence, completely untouched by the unfathomable horror that is Kaylee, your short-haired waitress. My recent dining experience was nothing short of a culinary catastrophe, and I feel it's my civic duty to share every agonizing detail.
Firstly, Kaylee's sheer audacity in not asking how I wanted my burger is an affront to all that is sacred in the realm of gastronomy. Her apparent psychic abilities to determine the exact temperature at which I prefer my beef patty are truly astounding. Clearly, telepathy is the new black in waitressing skills.
As for refills, Kaylee's absence was noted with the kind of meticulous record-keeping usually reserved for tax audits. I had ample time to ponder the mysteries of the universe, like why she chose to ignore my increasingly parched state. Was it a test of my endurance? A secret pact with the soft drink companies to minimize consumption? The possibilities are endless and equally thrilling.
The pièce de résistance, however, was the unnerving intensity of Kaylee's stare. Her laser-like focus on making me feel unwelcome was nothing short of masterful. I've seen less intimidating glares from guard dogs. Perhaps she missed her calling in psychological warfare.
In conclusion, I must commend you on creating an atmosphere so uniquely unpleasant that I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemies. Rest assured, I will be sharing my experience far and wide, as it's not every day one encounters such an exquisite blend of negligence and hostility.
Yours in culinary despair,
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Michele Pruitt
Great home cooked authentic southern food. Homey atmosphere..friendly sweet staff! This is the kind of place the south is known for!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Paul Partridge
Friendly hometown style diner, could not ask for better: Great food and people ❤️ with easy parking. The daily luncheon special was very tempting but we had hamburger and fries with a slice of pecan and key lime pies, all was very good.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hamburger, Fries
David Watkins
Drove all the way from Brookwood Al in Tuscaloosa county and arrived before 8 letting the diner crowd die down. Told the lady and you think that made a difference. Naw over 50 miles one way. I’ll never and I don’t use that word often NEVER will I be back don’t care if you FOLD!!!
Marie Bloomer
"ROACHES IN THE ICE TEA!"
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
T D (TODD DAMNIT)
Quaint little diner in middle of no where.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hamburger
T W
Quaint little diner in middle of no where.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hamburger
The Colonel
Wonderful food, service, and staff. When in Gordo make sure you give them a visit.
Food is subpar at best and it's located in glorified speed trap
Bonnie Glass
Met family members for lunch and food and service were great!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Elata Cummings
Great lunch plate! They had fried chicken and 4 vegetables to choose from the day I was there. I chose the vegetables for my lunch and they were sooo good. I've eaten here a couple of times before, will be eating here again!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Beverly May
Nice local place. My hamburger was delicious.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Jennifer Montgomery
I've been obsessed with this place for way too long. Nothing beats the ranch and ribeye sandwich! The environment makes it even better too!
Ooh so good
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dear Management,
I hope this message finds you in the most blissfully unaware state of existence, completely untouched by the unfathomable horror that is Kaylee, your short-haired waitress. My recent dining experience was nothing short of a culinary catastrophe, and I feel it's my civic duty to share every agonizing detail.
Firstly, Kaylee's sheer audacity in not asking how I wanted my burger is an affront to all that is sacred in the realm of gastronomy. Her apparent psychic abilities to determine the exact temperature at which I prefer my beef patty are truly astounding. Clearly, telepathy is the new black in waitressing skills.
As for refills, Kaylee's absence was noted with the kind of meticulous record-keeping usually reserved for tax audits. I had ample time to ponder the mysteries of the universe, like why she chose to ignore my increasingly parched state. Was it a test of my endurance? A secret pact with the soft drink companies to minimize consumption? The possibilities are endless and equally thrilling.
The pièce de résistance, however, was the unnerving intensity of Kaylee's stare. Her laser-like focus on making me feel unwelcome was nothing short of masterful. I've seen less intimidating glares from guard dogs. Perhaps she missed her calling in psychological warfare.
In conclusion, I must commend you on creating an atmosphere so uniquely unpleasant that I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemies. Rest assured, I will be sharing my experience far and wide, as it's not every day one encounters such an exquisite blend of negligence and hostility.
Yours in culinary despair,
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Great home cooked authentic southern food. Homey atmosphere..friendly sweet staff! This is the kind of place the south is known for!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Friendly hometown style diner, could not ask for better: Great food and people ❤️ with easy parking. The daily luncheon special was very tempting but we had hamburger and fries with a slice of pecan and key lime pies, all was very good.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hamburger, Fries
Drove all the way from Brookwood Al in Tuscaloosa county and arrived before 8 letting the diner crowd die down. Told the lady and you think that made a difference. Naw over 50 miles one way. I’ll never and I don’t use that word often NEVER will I be back don’t care if you FOLD!!!
"ROACHES IN THE ICE TEA!"
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Quaint little diner in middle of no where.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hamburger
Quaint little diner in middle of no where.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Hamburger
Wonderful food, service, and staff. When in Gordo make sure you give them a visit.
food is in a speed trap
Restaurantji Recommends
Food is subpar at best and it's located in glorified speed trap
Met family members for lunch and food and service were great!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great lunch plate! They had fried chicken and 4 vegetables to choose from the day I was there. I chose the vegetables for my lunch and they were sooo good. I've eaten here a couple of times before, will be eating here again!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Nice local place. My hamburger was delicious.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I've been obsessed with this place for way too long. Nothing beats the ranch and ribeye sandwich! The environment makes it even better too!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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