I stopped in and got their Philly burger today. I have to say it’s the closest thing I’ve ever tasted to the traditional east coast Philly cheese steak but in burger form which is different from the west coast. But it was so good. And the corn. I don’t know what it is but it’s on the borderline of addicting. At first bite you’re kinda unsure because it’s something you generally don’t taste or get around here but soon as you take the second or third bite….. yea you’re in trouble. All in all great food I can’t wait to try more menu items.
Josh McIntyre
These guys know what they’re doing! Coming from a die hard burger fan, these guys make the best burgers on the island. Hands down! I highly recommend stopping in and trying them out. 10/10!
Teena Hardman
Best Burger in the Valley!! Street Corn is Fire!!! Great dinner, great guys! cheers!!
Gabrielle Pembroke
Tried the mushroom burger tonight the onions were to die for so delicious ? Perfect bun and portion ,Would be super tasty with if menus had a option for veggie patties just a suggestion would highly recommend if you love beef ,great service made fresh a rare find nice employees ?
Parking: Lots of spots to park and walk on over and get some delicious ? yummy ? food ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Mushroom Burger
James Purdy
Best Burger EVER ?. Going to make it a weekly lunch ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Mexican Corn, Potato Salad, Chef's Special, Gatorade, Have It Your Way Burger
Baleze Danoit
The burgers here are incredible.
Honestly the best burger experience I've had in a long time
Big thumbs up ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Yanik Ottenbreit
Burger was exactly like photos. Such great service and delicious. Will be back.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Kathie
Fantabulous burger!! Very friendly guys! Definitely gonna be a repeat customer!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Phat's Ham Burger, Potato Salad
Leah Vance
The best burgers!!
Food: 5
Service: 5
Emma Letcher
Their original burger with jalapeños and onions is amazing
Phat Bastards has officially ruined all other burgers for me. After one bite, I knew I’d reached burger nirvana. Juicy, perfectly cooked, and loaded with flavor – I don’t even want to look at another burger joint now. The Spicy BBQ burger is all I can ever think about now. The staff? Absolute legends. Friendly, funny, and they clearly know they’re serving up the best burgers in town. If you haven’t been yet, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously, Phat Bastards has set the bar so high, I might just move in next door.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Spicy BBQ Burger
Bistro Beats
Wow, ask for the burger that's not on the menu.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Mayhanna Haslam
I recently had the chance to try Phat Bastard Eats, a food truck hidden in the middle of a construction area—and it was worth the find! Despite being new and not too crowded, this spot serves up some unforgettable burgers.
Smash Factor (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️): The burgers here are amazing. They use a “smash” technique on the grill that creates a crispy, caramelized edge while keeping the inside juicy and tender. Each bite is packed with flavor!
Variety (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️): The menu has something for everyone, from classic cheeseburgers to unique gourmet options. You can customize your burger however you like, making it easy to build your perfect bite.
Sides (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️): Their sides are just as impressive. The street corn, topped with a Cheeto coating, is a standout—crunchy, cheesy, and totally unique. I’m excited to try the potato salad next time!
Atmosphere and Service (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️): For a spot in a construction zone, it felt surprisingly cozy. The staff was warm and welcoming, and the aroma of sizzling burgers set a great vibe.
In short, Phat Bastard Eats offers incredible smash burgers and creative sides that make it a must-try. Even though it’s tucked away, this food truck is bound to become a favorite. Don’t miss out on their mouthwatering burgers—you won’t regret it!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Bastard Bacon Bomb Burger
Lizzy Grimes
Best burger for your dollar, super fresh and delicious
Wheelchair accessibility: Can roll right up to the window
I stopped in and got their Philly burger today. I have to say it’s the closest thing I’ve ever tasted to the traditional east coast Philly cheese steak but in burger form which is different from the west coast. But it was so good. And the corn. I don’t know what it is but it’s on the borderline of addicting. At first bite you’re kinda unsure because it’s something you generally don’t taste or get around here but soon as you take the second or third bite….. yea you’re in trouble. All in all great food I can’t wait to try more menu items.
These guys know what they’re doing! Coming from a die hard burger fan, these guys make the best burgers on the island. Hands down! I highly recommend stopping in and trying them out. 10/10!
Best Burger in the Valley!! Street Corn is Fire!!! Great dinner, great guys! cheers!!
Tried the mushroom burger tonight the onions were to die for so delicious ? Perfect bun and portion ,Would be super tasty with if menus had a option for veggie patties just a suggestion would highly recommend if you love beef ,great service made fresh a rare find nice employees ?
Parking: Lots of spots to park and walk on over and get some delicious ? yummy ? food ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Mushroom Burger
Best Burger EVER ?. Going to make it a weekly lunch ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Mexican Corn, Potato Salad, Chef's Special, Gatorade, Have It Your Way Burger
The burgers here are incredible.
Honestly the best burger experience I've had in a long time
Big thumbs up ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Burger was exactly like photos. Such great service and delicious. Will be back.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Fantabulous burger!! Very friendly guys!
Definitely gonna be a repeat customer!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Phat's Ham Burger, Potato Salad
The best burgers!!
Food: 5
Service: 5
Their original burger with jalapeños and onions is amazing
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
Great burgers. Great people!
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Phat Bastards has officially ruined all other burgers for me. After one bite, I knew I’d reached burger nirvana. Juicy, perfectly cooked, and loaded with flavor – I don’t even want to look at another burger joint now. The Spicy BBQ burger is all I can ever think about now. The staff? Absolute legends. Friendly, funny, and they clearly know they’re serving up the best burgers in town. If you haven’t been yet, what are you even doing with your life? Seriously, Phat Bastards has set the bar so high, I might just move in next door.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Spicy BBQ Burger
Wow, ask for the burger that's not on the menu.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I recently had the chance to try Phat Bastard Eats, a food truck hidden in the middle of a construction area—and it was worth the find! Despite being new and not too crowded, this spot serves up some unforgettable burgers.
Smash Factor (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️):
The burgers here are amazing. They use a “smash” technique on the grill that creates a crispy, caramelized edge while keeping the inside juicy and tender. Each bite is packed with flavor!
Variety (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️):
The menu has something for everyone, from classic cheeseburgers to unique gourmet options. You can customize your burger however you like, making it easy to build your perfect bite.
Sides (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️):
Their sides are just as impressive. The street corn, topped with a Cheeto coating, is a standout—crunchy, cheesy, and totally unique. I’m excited to try the potato salad next time!
Atmosphere and Service (⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️):
For a spot in a construction zone, it felt surprisingly cozy. The staff was warm and welcoming, and the aroma of sizzling burgers set a great vibe.
In short, Phat Bastard Eats offers incredible smash burgers and creative sides that make it a must-try. Even though it’s tucked away, this food truck is bound to become a favorite. Don’t miss out on their mouthwatering burgers—you won’t regret it!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Bastard Bacon Bomb Burger
Best burger for your dollar, super fresh and delicious
Wheelchair accessibility: Can roll right up to the window
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Phatty Melt Burger
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