If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to order a cup of disappointment topped with a flimsy plastic lid, look no further than this fine establishment. “Burnt Drinx” is less of a coffee shop and more of a test of how low your standards can go before breaking.
The drive-thru line moves with all the urgency of a snail on sedatives. By the time you reach the window, you’ve had enough time to contemplate life, death, and whether you should’ve just boiled tap water at home and stirred in some instant coffee. Spoiler alert: you should have:/
When your order finally emerges, it’s a game of coffee roulette. Will it be scalding hot? Will it taste like someone brewed yesterday’s leftovers in a gym sock? Or, my personal favorite, will they forget half your order entirely and hand it to you with the confidence of someone who thinks competence is optional?
The baristas appear trapped in an endless cycle of chaos: lost in headsets, shouting over blenders, talking with their friends on Snapchat and moving at a pace that suggests they’ve been powered down for maintenance. Customer service skills? I don't think they can even say the words.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Jay Muns
Our favorite chai tea vendor! Super friendly and service is quick!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dave Wales
The Ladies are always courteous and professional. And they get you drinks quick and made to order.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Tatiana Jildeh
The high reviews of this place are very misleading. I stopped by today, ordered an iced vanilla latte and hot almendra y miel latte. The vanilla latte was bland and bitter while the hot latte was way over sweetened and very artificial tasting. On top of the drinks not being very good, the staff were pretty unwelcoming and gave me weird looks while I waited for the drinks.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 2
Emily Moreno
Danna is really sweet, she also makes great arnold palmers 💕
hein htet
Good atmosphere
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Enas Al-Mais
Good coffee good service Best latte with oat milk!
Food: 5
Service: 5
Maximus Ellis
This guy does not pay his vendors.
He owes us over $900 & it has been over 2 years. Bad business practice!
lola
Nice sweet girls good drinks all the time with just one working the station all day!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Strawberries \u0026 Crème, New Breakfast Shake, Espresso Extra Shot, Caramel Freeze
Endri
Best and fastest coffee you can get around here. Staff and ownership is very friendly. Would highly recommend this place
Amazing staff, everyone is very nice, and drinks are so great
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Iced Cocoa
Valeriy Grachev
Good job
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Sergey Rotar
I bought coffee from this cafe twice, and both times I was served very quickly! The coffee here is simply amazing! Thanks for the excellent service! Prosperity for you guys:)
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
wil hardiman
I love it. Fast and friendly! Definitely get what you pay for...I feel that I can't "over-tip." This is only my 2nd time here but, I have been thinking about them between visits.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
John Phillips
Awesome drive through coffee and expresso with friendly service. I'm a "regular" now!
If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to order a cup of disappointment topped with a flimsy plastic lid, look no further than this fine establishment. “Burnt Drinx” is less of a coffee shop and more of a test of how low your standards can go before breaking.
The drive-thru line moves with all the urgency of a snail on sedatives. By the time you reach the window, you’ve had enough time to contemplate life, death, and whether you should’ve just boiled tap water at home and stirred in some instant coffee. Spoiler alert: you should have:/
When your order finally emerges, it’s a game of coffee roulette. Will it be scalding hot? Will it taste like someone brewed yesterday’s leftovers in a gym sock? Or, my personal favorite, will they forget half your order entirely and hand it to you with the confidence of someone who thinks competence is optional?
The baristas appear trapped in an endless cycle of chaos: lost in headsets, shouting over blenders, talking with their friends on Snapchat and moving at a pace that suggests they’ve been powered down for maintenance. Customer service skills? I don't think they can even say the words.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Our favorite chai tea vendor! Super friendly and service is quick!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The Ladies are always courteous and professional. And they get you drinks quick and made to order.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The high reviews of this place are very misleading. I stopped by today, ordered an iced vanilla latte and hot almendra y miel latte. The vanilla latte was bland and bitter while the hot latte was way over sweetened and very artificial tasting. On top of the drinks not being very good, the staff were pretty unwelcoming and gave me weird looks while I waited for the drinks.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 2
Danna is really sweet, she also makes great arnold palmers 💕
Good atmosphere
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Good coffee good service
Best latte with oat milk!
Food: 5
Service: 5
This guy does not pay his vendors. He owes us over $900 & it has been over 2 years. Bad business practice!
Nice sweet girls good drinks all the time with just one working the station all day!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Strawberries \u0026 Crème, New Breakfast Shake, Espresso Extra Shot, Caramel Freeze
Best and fastest coffee you can get around here. Staff and ownership is very friendly. Would highly recommend this place
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
Amazing staff, everyone is very nice, and drinks are so great
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Iced Cocoa
Good job
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I bought coffee from this cafe twice, and both times I was served very quickly! The coffee here is simply amazing! Thanks for the excellent service! Prosperity for you guys:)
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I love it. Fast and friendly! Definitely get what you pay for...I feel that I can't "over-tip." This is only my 2nd time here but, I have been thinking about them between visits.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Awesome drive through coffee and expresso with friendly service. I'm a "regular" now!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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