Funky Bear Bistro

73 Sipprelle Dr Unit A, Parachute
(970) 981-3322

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Pixelklo

Food was good, had the cheapest burger $18 but it is cooked to order and about 1/2lb. First burger I've had in a long time that I couldn't finish, so good on that. Came with giant plate of fries that were also good. Also had chicken Alfredo pasta, creamy sauce with good flavor that came with two pieces of garlic bread. Pasta &chicken were good, garlic bread also good but needed more butter imo.
Little expensive, but very good food.
Our server was excellent, very attentive and prompt, although the restaurant side was only 3 tables of customers. The place has new furniture and it themed cute and professional.
My only complaint was how LOUD the bar customers were. Since the restaurant is only separated by a wall with a giant cut out, the drunks voices carried well. Glass in the wall to help with the noise without detracting from the ambiance and style, that would make this place a 5 star, instead for now, 4 star it is.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Alicia Olmsted

The pulled pork mac and cheese was sooo goood.. the drinks and food came out quickly too

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Morgan Herd

I didn’t get a picture of our appetizer before it was destroyed, but regardless it was delicious, especially the Mesa fries with the pork green chile. The sandwiches were great too.

Cranberry juice 10/10
The flavor was tart but with the perfect mild sweetness, it complimented everything I ate. Black straw. No ice. Dark red hue. Perfect.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

gortizz 256

I did a order with them through their online website and once I received the order. i took a bite only to have to spit it out after only tasting burnt. my burger was burnt. literally charcoal. i could not eat that. i did ask for it to be well done but not to the extreme its overcooked, black, and hard. I was so exhausted after working 2 jobs i was hungry and this definitely wasn’t what i was expecting. i have ordered from there before and it was fine last time so i know the burger isn’t supposed to be like that. I didnt know what to do i was tired and just wanted something to eat. I called them to see what could be done and was answered by a girl who later passed the phone to the “manager” which was extremely rude. I explained to her how the order wasn’t up to my expectations because it was literally burnt and she dismissed it and did not care. she said there was nothing that could be done about it since it was online, but i literally ordered directly off their website. their website doesn’t have any contact option. that is why i called the restaurant i wasn’t expected to be dealt with in such a unprofessional matter. along with that they had also forgot my drink. after how mean she had been, at the end the manager said she could re make the burger but i ordered delivery for a reason. I was home after working overnight and a previous job before that i would have to get ready and make my way to the restaurant i was just so exhausted i wanted to eat something . plus i had tipped very well for the delivery. all for nothing if i had to go back there to get my burger and all the time spent ordering it online,waiting, calling them, and i also did not want to be met with these mean people I spoke with over the phone just to pick up the burger. I never got a refund and I never got the food corrected. I feel very disappointed.

Clarissa Cowley

We ordered to go during our road trip and the food was amazing. The fries were the best we've had in a long time. We got a gluten free bun for one burger and the staff said the fries are cooked in a separate fryer. It was delicious! Saving this location for the next time we're passing through!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Shirley Smith

The food was very good. Service was excellent, and it was BINGO night. I won.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Travis Black

Food was decent. Service was a little slow, but not bad.

Alex Tracy

Small town feel, awesome service, and some of best hand-cut fries I’ve ever had.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

James Gallaher

Possibly the best club I’ve had, great lunch spot.

Terry Britt

Add an incredible bowl of Chile Verde
; while enjoying the great view of the mountains

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Valerie Adams

Great staff great food Fair prices

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Joseph Hughes

Great portion sizes!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Scott Adams

Good food. Good price. Good atmosphere, friendly staff. We just missed out on the croutons LoL would definitely recommend

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Seth

Best breakfast I've had in a long time! The biscuits are amazing!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

marcushawk 7

Great experience for two separate breakfast visits.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

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