Funky Bear Bistro
73 Sipprelle Dr Unit A, Parachute
(970) 981-3322
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Banana Pancakes with a White Mocha
Croissant Breakfast Sandwich
Blackened Chicken Alfredo
Croissant French Toast
Colorado Club Sandwich
Monte Cristo Sandwich
Steak & Eggs Benedict
Basic Bear Breakfast
Buttermilk Pancakes
Basic Bear Burger
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Recent Reviews
Great little sit-down spot in Battlement Mesa with great costumer service and cozy atmosphere. I had the Pulled Pork Sandwich and fried pickles. Everything was amazing, and proportions very adequate. Coffee is much better than most restaurants and their bartender seemed very experienced, the espresso martini sounded especially appealing. Perhaps next time. I do wish they served breakfast all day, but understand why the menus are separate.
It's a good place to catch a bite in the area, and there's not much in the area. The menu is a bit eclectic, but I got to recommend anything they do. That's barbecue, they really know what they're doing with that.
The staff is friendly, I ate at the bar and the other patrons were friendly, it's just got a great vibe.
The term, "Bistro," might be a little hyped. But, in a place where restaurants are few and...
The staff is friendly, I ate at the bar and the other patrons were friendly, it's just got a great vibe.
The term, "Bistro," might be a little hyped. But, in a place where restaurants are few and...
Attention weary travelers!
My boyfriend had to come into the room I was eating in to investigate all the “Oh my God!!!” he was hearing.
When I say I was surprised by the quality of food…is an understatement. Talk about a MUCH needed home cooked, stick to your ribs meal that honestly could go toe to toe with a Michelin rated restaurant any day. And out in what feels like the middle of nowhere, to boot.
Having driven...
My boyfriend had to come into the room I was eating in to investigate all the “Oh my God!!!” he was hearing.
When I say I was surprised by the quality of food…is an understatement. Talk about a MUCH needed home cooked, stick to your ribs meal that honestly could go toe to toe with a Michelin rated restaurant any day. And out in what feels like the middle of nowhere, to boot.
Having driven...
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