I entered this McDonald’s with a clear objective: consume food. Instead, I was processed. The automatic doors slid open with the confidence of a system that has already accounted for my presence. The air inside was exactly room temperature, which felt intentional and hostile.
The kiosk interface was aggressively polite. It asked me questions faster than I could answer them, then suggested upgrades I did not know I needed but now felt guilty declining. At one point the screen paused, as if reconsidering me. I ordered a meal that appeared standard on paper but immediately felt experimental.
The food arrived suspiciously fast, as though it had been waiting. The fries were warm but tired. The burger had the correct shape and weight, yet conveyed no message. Chewing felt optional. Swallowing felt mandatory. I could not tell if I was enjoying it, but I continued anyway, out of respect.
Around me, other customers existed at safe distances. Everyone was quiet in the way people are quiet on public transport after midnight. A machine beeped periodically, like a heartbeat for the building. I became aware of how brightly lit my hands were.
When I left, the doors closed behind me with finality. Outside air felt unregulated. One star. This McDonald’s successfully served food, but at no point did it ask why.
Logan Streit
They made my breakfast very fast and efficiently. We were on a bus tour to Key West and stopped here so they got slammed with everyone coming in. They still made pickup very easy and simple for me. I like the people there.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Cody Howard
This place was horrible on every level. The entire staff must be intoxicated. The place was filthy and there were rats coming out of the back. They screwed up the entire order and two employees fought in the parking lot for the cherry on top.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Tatyanna Kittendorf
I specifically asked for only ketchup and cheese on the quarter pounder that I bought and the person who served me was a “they”. Because I’m trying to be respectful. I’d like a refund and my the food that I actually ordered it’s thanksgiving let’s be forreal. And be nice. I don’t like people who mess up other orders because they are too lazy.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Stazi Williams
I think the staff are really good. Most of them have been there years. I appreciate their help. They are clean and always helpful.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
uzi
Horrible service. Lady at the window was extremely rude with an attitude and her including others didn’t even have the manners to say your welcome.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 1
Ridley R Rebecca
Very nice location site on the road okto key West The place is clean and big
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Taylor Deni
Our tour bus stopped here en route to Key West for breakfast. Out of desperation, I got a small black americano and a plain bagel. They didn't have cream cheese for the bagel, only butter or preserves. You would think that cream cheese is the most popular spread for a bagel. The bagel was pretty average. Lightly toasted. Not the best but edible. Service was slow but the staff were pleasant and friendly. The toilets were surprisingly clean.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 3
Travel-memorieslife
Our tour bus stopped here en route to Key West for breakfast. Out of desperation, I got a small black americano and a plain bagel. They didn't have cream cheese for the bagel, only butter or preserves. You would think that cream cheese is the most popular spread for a bagel. The bagel was pretty average. Lightly toasted. Not the best but edible. Service was slow but the staff were pleasant and friendly. The toilets were surprisingly clean.
Gabriel Boris Galvani
Worst MC I've ever been in my life! we ordered a coffee and delivered it.
The fries were disappointing this time. I asked for no salt but they were still very salty, soft, and not hot — felt like they’d been sitting out for a while. Hope it gets better next time.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 3
Justin Taylor
Waited at the drive thru for 20mins with it not busy at all.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 2
Tianyi Zhu
Savior in a starving midnight
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Yamile Carrazana
Not very clean, system outage, we couldn't use the drive through, nasty, soggy fries
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 3
Service: 3
Jenine Bober
Stopped for breakfast while on our summer road trip. The employees in here were so friendly. It was a pleasure to stop in here!
I entered this McDonald’s with a clear objective: consume food. Instead, I was processed. The automatic doors slid open with the confidence of a system that has already accounted for my presence. The air inside was exactly room temperature, which felt intentional and hostile.
The kiosk interface was aggressively polite. It asked me questions faster than I could answer them, then suggested upgrades I did not know I needed but now felt guilty declining. At one point the screen paused, as if reconsidering me. I ordered a meal that appeared standard on paper but immediately felt experimental.
The food arrived suspiciously fast, as though it had been waiting. The fries were warm but tired. The burger had the correct shape and weight, yet conveyed no message. Chewing felt optional. Swallowing felt mandatory. I could not tell if I was enjoying it, but I continued anyway, out of respect.
Around me, other customers existed at safe distances. Everyone was quiet in the way people are quiet on public transport after midnight. A machine beeped periodically, like a heartbeat for the building. I became aware of how brightly lit my hands were.
When I left, the doors closed behind me with finality. Outside air felt unregulated. One star. This McDonald’s successfully served food, but at no point did it ask why.
They made my breakfast very fast and efficiently. We were on a bus tour to Key West and stopped here so they got slammed with everyone coming in. They still made pickup very easy and simple for me. I like the people there.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This place was horrible on every level. The entire staff must be intoxicated. The place was filthy and there were rats coming out of the back. They screwed up the entire order and two employees fought in the parking lot for the cherry on top.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
I specifically asked for only ketchup and cheese on the quarter pounder that I bought and the person who served me was a “they”. Because I’m trying to be respectful. I’d like a refund and my the food that I actually ordered it’s thanksgiving let’s be forreal. And be nice. I don’t like people who mess up other orders because they are too lazy.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
I think the staff are really good. Most of them have been there years. I appreciate their help. They are clean and always helpful.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 4
Service: 5
Horrible service. Lady at the window was extremely rude with an attitude and her including others didn’t even have the manners to say your welcome.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 1
Very nice location site on the road okto key West
The place is clean and big
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Our tour bus stopped here en route to Key West for breakfast. Out of desperation, I got a small black americano and a plain bagel. They didn't have cream cheese for the bagel, only butter or preserves. You would think that cream cheese is the most popular spread for a bagel. The bagel was pretty average. Lightly toasted. Not the best but edible. Service was slow but the staff were pleasant and friendly. The toilets were surprisingly clean.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 3
Our tour bus stopped here en route to Key West for breakfast. Out of desperation, I got a small black americano and a plain bagel. They didn't have cream cheese for the bagel, only butter or preserves. You would think that cream cheese is the most popular spread for a bagel. The bagel was pretty average. Lightly toasted. Not the best but edible. Service was slow but the staff were pleasant and friendly. The toilets were surprisingly clean.
Worst MC I've ever been in my life! we ordered a coffee and delivered it.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Restaurantji Recommends
The fries were disappointing this time. I asked for no salt but they were still very salty, soft, and not hot — felt like they’d been sitting out for a while. Hope it gets better next time.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 3
Waited at the drive thru for 20mins with it not busy at all.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 2
Savior in a starving midnight
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Not very clean, system outage, we couldn't use the drive through, nasty, soggy fries
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 3
Service: 3
Stopped for breakfast while on our summer road trip. The employees in here were so friendly. It was a pleasure to stop in here!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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