Pizza Madness Maui

Pizza was absolutely the best as well as the Philly cheese steak!!!! Server was terrific. All in all it was a great experience !!!! Going back tonight!!!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Great service. Good food

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

$27 for a 12 oz beer, nah they definitely over charged me. I realized when i got to the car they didn’t even give me a receipt.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Obviously a popular spot. It was crowded and noisy but the staff was friendly. Shana was a breath of fresh air and very attentive. The pizza was very good but between Shana and us we didn’t receive a thin crust (very possibly our fault). We will most likely give it another try.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 5

Very enjoyable for the whole family. 5 to 55 years old to

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

So good and the waiters are kinf

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I dare not speak of the pizzeria’s true name, for it is whispered only in fevered dreams and scrawled upon greasy napkins found in the ruins of forsaken pizza joints. It was in that accursed, flickering neon-lit establishment that I first encountered the pizza. A disc of infernal geometry—neither round nor square, but something in between, as though the dough had been rolled by an unseen force older than time and slathered in a sauce redder than the blood of madmen.
The pepperoni—oh, the pepperoni!—lay across the cheese like circular sigils of forgotten rites, each slice curled upward slightly at the edges, as if recoiling from the unspeakable heat of the oven’s abyssal maw. They glistened with an oily sheen, shimmering faintly in the dim light, like the eyes of some hideous deep-sea entity lurking just beneath the surface of sanity.
When I dared a bite, the crust crackled beneath my teeth, airy yet dense with the weight of aeons. The sauce, tangy and sweet, hinted at ingredients not found in any terrestrial garden. It was as though the tomatoes had ripened beneath twin moons, somewhere far beyond the veil of reality. The cheese clung to my soul as much as it did to the dough—hot, elastic, maddening in its unrelenting stretch. And the pepperoni? It burst with savory corruption, a spicy joy that summoned memories I have never lived yet knew intimately, like a dream that predates my own birth.
I wept. Not for the taste—though it was ecstasy made flesh—but because I knew then I could never return to the mundane pies of man. I had glimpsed the dark banquet of the cosmos, and it had pepperoni on it.
If you value your sanity, do not seek this pizza. But if your heart yearns for the exquisite and the forbidden, and your palate can endure the taste of madness… one slice shall be enough. And yet, you shall never be sated.
5/5 stars. Also try the Ceasars salad its pretty good as well.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Perfect spot, for kids too. They have a magician on Fridays

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Our go to. I get the antipasto salad many times while I’m here at home. Cold beer, cool bronze sculptures, local and visitor favorite!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Very disappointed. Ordered the Margherita pizza and it was rubbery and luke warm at best. The cheesy bread was just a half a French loaf that was toasted with cheese on it. I could have made the entire thing at home for way less money. Lesson learned. 😔

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 2

This is hand's down the best Pizza I have ever had, kalua pork, pineapple, mushroom. Worth every penny.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Excellent plates to stop in and get a pizza and drink a beer on tap they have Guinness

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I got myself a small pizza. I really loved the pizza 🍕 delicious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The pizza is so good, sauce is way better than Black Rock. We went Friday night for the magician and my kids called it the best night ever. The free arcade games are great when waiting for pizza. Love this place!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

We took out this time. Always eat here when on island at least once if not two or three times. I don't know what happened this time. Ordered simply pepperoni with pineapple and extra pepperoni. There was no extra pepperoni and the taste was just off. The sause was just not the same as usual. The crust was much liner as well. I hope they were just having a bad day. Like I said favorite place. Usually

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 2

Service: 5