Quag dingos

438 W Virginia St, Crystal Lake

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Spoon

When I arrived I had encountered quite the environment, firstly I really needed to piss so I entered the bathroom only to see a severed head in one of the urinals. Honestly I wasn't too focused on it as I REALLY needed to pee. I was seated near a cracked window but frankly, it just added to the atmosphere you know? My waitress Amanda was really sweet to me, nice woman... until I saw her go off on an family that was eating there... had a weird grudge against the grandma. I got my jamón al vapor quite quickly and the taste is even better. Now I am not one to nitpick, but when I requested I get one of those tiny umbrellas for my water what I got in return was a tiny skateboard instead, not ideal but I made it work. Overall would recommend, just stay out of the 2nd stall in the male restroom... that's my stall.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 5

Service: 4

Trizzyy

I recently dined at Quag Dingos, and while the experience was decent, it didn’t quite live up to my expectations. The atmosphere was pleasant, and the staff were friendly, but the service was a bit slow, especially considering the restaurant wasn’t very busy.

The food was hit-or-miss. Some dishes, like the the hotdogs on taco shells were flavorful and well-prepared, but others, like the black guy on a plate lacked seasoning and seemed a bit underwhelming. Portion sizes were also on the smaller side for the price.

Overall, Quag dingos has potential, but there are definitely areas that could be improved. I might give it another try, but it wouldn’t be my first choice for a special night out.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 3

Doc Howlan

big foods ,s
good, yummy...
would recommend..,

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 5

Service: 3

Skyler Cochran

Quag Dingo Glorp Narp EXTREME!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Fr34k

When I entered the door, I immediately stepped on shards of broken glass. My table was was crooked, and our dishes often fell off. I ordered a water as my drink. When the waitress brought it out, I noticed the water was actually hydrochloric acid !!! Our waitress, Amanda, punched my Grandma after she ordered a taco with no cilantro. How offensive !! When my Pork Tacos arrived, I looked closer to realize that they were actually hot dogs in taco shells !!! Disrespectful !!! When I complained, the owner called me an alcoholic and told me to kill myself. I ran to the men's bathroom to cry. In between sobs, I noticed a severed head in the farthest stall. The owner came in, told me to man up, and proceeded to urinate in my mouth. Needless to say, I will not be coming back again !!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

SkyTheGuy04

Mr. Quag D. was pretty cool although he's a bit of a funny looking dude (picture included). The restaurant has an... interior? I think I saw the walls breathing and I swear I heard a faint heartbeat coming from the kitchen. I didn't question it much and ordered a Quag Dingo Glorp Narp Supreme from the lovely waitress Amanda . I went to use the bathroom and in the corner was a funny looking little orange creature, needless to say I stomped on that thing until it was a small brown stain (picture included). I got back to my table and Amanda brought me my Quag Dingo Glorp Narp Supreme which was actually quite scrumptious! (picture included). Overall the experience was life changing and I now have PTSD from going to Quag Dingos but that's a small price to pay to try the legendary Quag Dingo Glorp Narp Supreme! Would recommend!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 5

Service: 5

Blizzard

The food was absolutely immaculate. The four of us (me, my mother, my father, and my grandma) were all stunned by the authentic decor of the interior. My waitress, Amanda, was kind beyond compare and even willing to help give suggestions on what my grandmother should get! The perfect Chicken Rice took me on a journey from the restaurant to what felt like Mexico itself. My mother had the Shrimp Fajitas which see claimed were "an aquatic voyage of flavor" and reminded her of the shores of the Gulf of Mexico. My father ordered the Steak Enchilada Mix, which allows you to basically make your own enchilada and cook it right at the table! There was a severed head in the farthest urinal in the Men's bathroom. For dessert we went with Amanda's suggestion of an 'Horchata Sundae' (horchata is rice milk with churro seasoning I've come to understand) which was absolutely heavenly! I loved the cinnamon flavor and the rice milk made for some good vanilla ice cream. We made sure to leave a 25% for Amanda's outstanding service and the three of us would happily eat here again!

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Luis Bueno

Good food, definitely going to recommend to the locals. Enjoyed the cash pope special platter. Don't go here unless you plan to have a good time. Great things are abound at

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

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