4 Best Mexican Restaurants in Larned

“great food and service, downtown Lakeland!“

“Great food and great service!“

“Food was ok, but not great! As Mexican when see camarones a la diabla on the menu I expect a dish full of flavor and fire hot!! I got served shrimp on a red chili sauce kind of salty but no spicy at all. Also very disappointed because I work as transportation at a nursing home and enjoy taking my residents to a good restaurant as we are out on appointments specially when we are out of town, and their handicap entrance is not I good condition, I struggle getting my resident on a wheelchair in.“

“Hark! Attend, good sirs and gentle dames,
To tales of feasting wrought with fire and shame.
Yon Taco Bell, a tavern most unholy,
Didst tempt mine appetite, both proud and lowly.

I entered, hungered deep as hell's abyss,
And ordered forth a Chalupa, with bliss.
Lo! 'Twas wrapped in paper—crinkled, foul—
As though a knave had slain a cheese-fed owl.

With trembling hand I took a daring bite,
And felt mine bowels prepare themselves for flight.
The meat, if meat it be, was spiced with rage,
As though the cook had warred with flavor's page.
The beans did whisper lies unto my gut,
And in my soul, a thousand windows shut.

Anon, I felt a tempest 'neath my robe,
A surging storm from deep within the globe.
The devil’s trumpet blew within my core—
I sought the privy, and was seen no more.

Yet still I praise this fast-food blasphemy,
For ne'er hath mortal meal amused like thee.
Five stars I give, though madness I endure—
For Taco Bell is madness most *pure*.“