Hark! Attend, good sirs and gentle dames, To tales of feasting wrought with fire and shame. Yon Taco Bell, a tavern most unholy, Didst tempt mine appetite, both proud and lowly.
I entered, hungered deep as hell's abyss, And ordered forth a Chalupa, with bliss. Lo! 'Twas wrapped in paper—crinkled, foul— As though a knave had slain a cheese-fed owl.
With trembling hand I took a daring bite, And felt mine bowels prepare themselves for flight. The meat, if meat it be, was spiced with rage, As though the cook had warred with flavor's page. The beans did whisper lies unto my gut, And in my soul, a thousand windows shut.
Anon, I felt a tempest 'neath my robe, A surging storm from deep within the globe. The devil’s trumpet blew within my core— I sought the privy, and was seen no more.
Yet still I praise this fast-food blasphemy, For ne'er hath mortal meal amused like thee. Five stars I give, though madness I endure— For Taco Bell is madness most *pure*.
Firestone
The mood was nice and peaceful with gourmet food delivered quickly and exactly as asked for the experience couldnt have been better
Michael Harbert
The Cinnaballs were warm and creamy, very delectable. The quesadilla I had must have been made by a gourmet chef. The staff was some of the kindest people I’ve ever met.
Benji Pence
All the staff was amazing and the food was amazing must have been made by gourmet chefs!! David was amazing!!
Tevin Cremins
The food was absolutely fantastic. You guys must have some gourmet cooks back there it was delightful.
Koehn Johnston
I got 4 bean burritos with sourcream, and a burrito supreme. All of them were extremely small compared to other taco bell's, they were about 2 inches smaller than other tacobell burritos. Cheese was NOT completely melted, and the burritos had some cold spots. Never coming to leaned taco bell's again, ill make an hour drive to hutchinson, way more worth it.
Jason Willis
Get rid of the self service
Angela Kucera
Good food, good service.
Sheila Gresham
Very clean inside and out. Restroom were very clean. Customer service was great.
Chicken was obviously old in my power bowl. Bathrooms looked like they have the hardest water ever and had never seen any lime-away or similar. The staff was friendly and prompt.
Xzavier Cleric
We went through the drive thru on November 10, 2024. The food was excellent. I'm writing the review because the employee working the drive thru intercom and drive up window was excellent. He was very polite and astute. Truly, truly exceptional customer service. I'm not passing judgement. I'm just trying to give credit where credit is due. This drive thru employee has a very slight speech impediment. I'm only mentioning this because I don't know how else to identify him. He was a truly exceptional employee.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
John Myers
Great surface. I placed an online order with the wrong location. Guys work on the counter helped me out. Got it sorted out. Got my food. It was great.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dusty Lane Clermont
Great friendly employees great food 8/10 recommended
Service is always great here! Hunter and the rest of the team their never deliver failed attempts of food. I have always gotten hot and fresh food from these guys, even 10 minutes before close one time. I would highly recommend that if you’re rolling through town you avoid all other fast food and go to Taco Bell. Everything else in Larned will disappoint you but Taco Bell? Never.
Awesome
Hark! Attend, good sirs and gentle dames,
To tales of feasting wrought with fire and shame.
Yon Taco Bell, a tavern most unholy,
Didst tempt mine appetite, both proud and lowly.
I entered, hungered deep as hell's abyss,
And ordered forth a Chalupa, with bliss.
Lo! 'Twas wrapped in paper—crinkled, foul—
As though a knave had slain a cheese-fed owl.
With trembling hand I took a daring bite,
And felt mine bowels prepare themselves for flight.
The meat, if meat it be, was spiced with rage,
As though the cook had warred with flavor's page.
The beans did whisper lies unto my gut,
And in my soul, a thousand windows shut.
Anon, I felt a tempest 'neath my robe,
A surging storm from deep within the globe.
The devil’s trumpet blew within my core—
I sought the privy, and was seen no more.
Yet still I praise this fast-food blasphemy,
For ne'er hath mortal meal amused like thee.
Five stars I give, though madness I endure—
For Taco Bell is madness most *pure*.
The mood was nice and peaceful with gourmet food delivered quickly and exactly as asked for the experience couldnt have been better
The Cinnaballs were warm and creamy, very delectable. The quesadilla I had must have been made by a gourmet chef. The staff was some of the kindest people I’ve ever met.
All the staff was amazing and the food was amazing must have been made by gourmet chefs!! David was amazing!!
The food was absolutely fantastic. You guys must have some gourmet cooks back there it was delightful.
I got 4 bean burritos with sourcream, and a burrito supreme. All of them were extremely small compared to other taco bell's, they were about 2 inches smaller than other tacobell burritos. Cheese was NOT completely melted, and the burritos had some cold spots. Never coming to leaned taco bell's again, ill make an hour drive to hutchinson, way more worth it.
Get rid of the self service
Good food, good service.
Very clean inside and out. Restroom were very clean. Customer service was great.
Restaurantji Recommends
Chicken was obviously old in my power bowl. Bathrooms looked like they have the hardest water ever and had never seen any lime-away or similar. The staff was friendly and prompt.
We went through the drive thru on November 10, 2024. The food was excellent. I'm writing the review because the employee working the drive thru intercom and drive up window was excellent. He was very polite and astute. Truly, truly exceptional customer service. I'm not passing judgement. I'm just trying to give credit where credit is due. This drive thru employee has a very slight speech impediment. I'm only mentioning this because I don't know how else to identify him. He was a truly exceptional employee.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great surface. I placed an online order with the wrong location. Guys work on the counter helped me out. Got it sorted out. Got my food. It was great.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great friendly employees great food 8/10 recommended
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Taco Supreme, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Chicken Quesadilla
Service is always great here! Hunter and the rest of the team their never deliver failed attempts of food. I have always gotten hot and fresh food from these guys, even 10 minutes before close one time. I would highly recommend that if you’re rolling through town you avoid all other fast food and go to Taco Bell. Everything else in Larned will disappoint you but Taco Bell? Never.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Breakfast Burrito, Quesadilla
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