Terrible service, even worse pizza. There’s a reason no one is ever there.
Tim C
This is basically gas station pizza. It tastes like frozen pizza and costs $27 a pie. There are far better options in town. If you are on a boat, this is a decent option because it’s right by the dinghy dock. They do have gluten free, but I didn’t try it.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 4
Tim Correira
This is basically gas station pizza. It tastes like frozen pizza and costs $27 a pie. There are far better options in town. If you are on a boat, this is a decent option because it’s right by the dinghy dock. They do have gluten free, but I didn’t try it.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 4
Peter Carrillo
This might be the worse pizza place I’ve ever been to, and I’m not just saying this because I live in New York. This is low effort pizza, seems like the dough is frozen, and there is very little sauce on the pizza either. If somebody came to MV from a different country or planet, and had never had pizza, and this was their first visit, they’d make a face, shrug and would go back and tell their friends (and fellow aliens), and would say “pizza sucks”.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 1
Michael Palumbo
Barely could stomach when it was warm. They forgot to warm up a slice of pizza for 2 customers. And the store is incredibly bland shoe box. They only operate because they are the cheapest option in an expensive area
I’d rather have dominos.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Audrey Green
Worst takeout pizza I’ve ever had, it’s literally bad frozen oven pizza. Wasn’t even good when i was drunk
Christine Shaw
Not the best pizza I’ve ever had but definitely not the worst. They’re open late after everything else closes.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 4
Bozhidar Lanzov
I love this place!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Robby Plummer
Been going here almost every day it is open and love the pizza. The wings are also some of the best you can get in town without going to a restaurant.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
kahan shah
Mindblowing slice of cheese pizza. Went in for one more. And they were massive!
I am 90% sure the pizza is a frozen box pizza. Absolutely terrible, flavorless pizza. Do not waste your money
Louis Schornstein
Amazing pizza!! Thought I was in Brooklyn! Everyone was super friendly! Love this place!
Colton Francis
Nasty pizza
logant739
Hello, I am a rising senior in the High School graduating class of 2023. I have gone through the trials and tribulations of awful pizza in my life, from primary school and elementary schools square shaped pizza that would break in half if you smacked them on a table to the triangle pizzas in middle and high school which taste more life frozen stale bread that's been baked and covered with the cheapest mozzarella you can find that's gone bad and been melted. But this, this is by far the worst pizza I've ever had in my entire exactly 6,300 days of living on this god forsaken planet, in this god forsaken country. The crust seemed like it was cooked separately from the cheese and the sauce. And had the consistency and floppiness of a crepe that's too thick. But then it tasted like a screwed up version of one of those things they give you at church alongside the wine. Pretty much, it was horrendous. The sauce honestly wasn't awful, it was like basic canned tomato sauce, but then the cheese was awful as well. It's consistency was off putting at best and it really had no sort of flavor or anything. We got a sausage onion pizza and the onions were not bad. They were caramelized and probably my favorite part of this eating experience. But then there was the sausage. It was these little balls that looked like baby deer turds scattered all over the pizza. And the tasted like it too. Pretty much, you're better off ordering a pizza box full of caramelized onions or hell, you're better licking bird p*** off a pier somewhere. NEVER waste your money in this pizza. Also it is SOOOO overpriced. $70 for 2 pies, one with 2 topping and one with 3.
Terrible service, even worse pizza. There’s a reason no one is ever there.
This is basically gas station pizza. It tastes like frozen pizza and costs $27 a pie. There are far better options in town. If you are on a boat, this is a decent option because it’s right by the dinghy dock. They do have gluten free, but I didn’t try it.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 4
This is basically gas station pizza. It tastes like frozen pizza and costs $27 a pie. There are far better options in town. If you are on a boat, this is a decent option because it’s right by the dinghy dock. They do have gluten free, but I didn’t try it.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 4
This might be the worse pizza place I’ve ever been to, and I’m not just saying this because I live in New York. This is low effort pizza, seems like the dough is frozen, and there is very little sauce on the pizza either. If somebody came to MV from a different country or planet, and had never had pizza, and this was their first visit, they’d make a face, shrug and would go back and tell their friends (and fellow aliens), and would say “pizza sucks”.
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 1
Service: 1
Barely could stomach when it was warm. They forgot to warm up a slice of pizza for 2 customers. And the store is incredibly bland shoe box. They only operate because they are the cheapest option in an expensive area
I’d rather have dominos.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Worst takeout pizza I’ve ever had, it’s literally bad frozen oven pizza. Wasn’t even good when i was drunk
Not the best pizza I’ve ever had but definitely not the worst. They’re open late after everything else closes.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 4
I love this place!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Been going here almost every day it is open and love the pizza. The wings are also some of the best you can get in town without going to a restaurant.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Mindblowing slice of cheese pizza. Went in for one more. And they were massive!
Food: 5
Service: 5
Restaurantji Recommends
Definitely a good pizza in the area
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I am 90% sure the pizza is a frozen box pizza. Absolutely terrible, flavorless pizza. Do not waste your money
Amazing pizza!! Thought I was in Brooklyn! Everyone was super friendly! Love this place!
Nasty pizza
Hello, I am a rising senior in the High School graduating class of 2023. I have gone through the trials and tribulations of awful pizza in my life, from primary school and elementary schools square shaped pizza that would break in half if you smacked them on a table to the triangle pizzas in middle and high school which taste more life frozen stale bread that's been baked and covered with the cheapest mozzarella you can find that's gone bad and been melted. But this, this is by far the worst pizza I've ever had in my entire exactly 6,300 days of living on this god forsaken planet, in this god forsaken country. The crust seemed like it was cooked separately from the cheese and the sauce. And had the consistency and floppiness of a crepe that's too thick. But then it tasted like a screwed up version of one of those things they give you at church alongside the wine. Pretty much, it was horrendous. The sauce honestly wasn't awful, it was like basic canned tomato sauce, but then the cheese was awful as well. It's consistency was off putting at best and it really had no sort of flavor or anything. We got a sausage onion pizza and the onions were not bad. They were caramelized and probably my favorite part of this eating experience. But then there was the sausage. It was these little balls that looked like baby deer turds scattered all over the pizza. And the tasted like it too. Pretty much, you're better off ordering a pizza box full of caramelized onions or hell, you're better licking bird p*** off a pier somewhere. NEVER waste your money in this pizza. Also it is SOOOO overpriced. $70 for 2 pies, one with 2 topping and one with 3.
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