Tellus & the Satellite Bar

Me and some friends wanted to try somewhere new so I decided on this place but we got in paid, made our way to the bar but it was so busy we all decided just to leave and go elsewhere. It was great that was busy and popular but it was so packed you couldn't see the floor.

Food is great. The service last night was awful. We were seated and left to sit for 15 minutes before our server even acknowledged us. Waited another 20 minutes for our drinks. Eventually we flagged another waiter to come take our orders. It made us feel like such a burden and honestly made it hard to even enjoy the food or experience.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 1

Best pizza around and great staff

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Great food and exceptional drinks and the best customer service you could get on a busy Friday night. From the wait staff to the owner, who happened to be the one to greeted our party and made it possible for us to have a table during a last minute misunderstanding 😊. we very much plan to return, and will make proper reservation. 😁

Excellent food, lovely service, fun ambience, great bartenders and cozy seating. I’d recommend making a reservation.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Dietary restrictions: Not a big menu and even less options for gluten free.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 3

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Dino Kale Caesar

The food tasted mind blowing! 🤯

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Way too small of a bar, for how many people they try and host. Bathroom lines are forever long, and alcohol takes forever to be served. Not really a bar I would want to go back to.

The security guy who was charging the entrance fee 02/23/2025 and we were paying the $6 for 2 entrance, attacked me just because, showing his discrimination and hostility and aggression against an unarmed woman and at the first moment mistreated me and attacked me. I called the 911 and filed out a police report and i will proceed in court

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

They picky and choosey was her with a friend and they acted out on me for her actions after a week pier

A place that reinvigorated my hope in downtown Northampton when it was at its lowest.

In a sea of closing classics and slipping standards, Tellus is redefining what downtown can stand for. Insanely reasonable prices (especially for Noho), innovative (without being obnoxious) drinks, and bar food that doesn't take itself too seriously, but will knock you back with every bite.

We needed this place so bad and I'm so stoked to see it BUMPING on a Wednesday evening at 5pm. Keep it up y'all. Go patronize this place forever please.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Becomes a small club at night probably the most popular spot in town at the moment

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Friendly staff!

Really disliked my "nightclub" experience here. There was no crowd control, so it was packed in like sardines nowhere to move. We were being stepped on and got shoved in a corner against a side door people kept coming in and out of and then we were told that we would be kicked out if we kept standing there so we just left. Also the "rave" is a single little Temu light in the corner..Doesn't make sense.

Nice menu, fun atmosphere, but it’s way too loud and the servers have an attitude. Last New Year’s Eve we made a reservation and got there only to find that the restaurant didn’t have our name down for some reason. Rather than trying to work things out with us they just rolled their eyes and blew us off. Then tonight I had specifically requested a table outside or at the bar, but they put us in the very noisy dining room, and when I asked to be relocated, we got , “sorry we’re way too busy.” We ended up leaving before ordering. This place has great potential but they need to learn about customer service.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 4

Service: 1