Greetings, Earthlings. I have landed on your planet and immediately been drawn—against my will—into a place you call Dunkin’, located directly across from a giant orange box that says U-Haul (which I believe is either a storage vessel or a ceremonial shrine for humans who are constantly moving but never emotionally progressing).
I am here often. Too often. Apparently so are all of you.
First contact highlight: the iced tea. Sweet mercy of the Milky Way. Ask for “Pookie.” Do not ask why. Just ask. This iced tea is so sweet it made my eyeballs duck for cover like they were crossing Storrow Drive during rush hour. One sip and my internal organs started chanting “LET’S GO BRUINS.” I don’t even know who that is.
Now… the food in the glass case. Look. I’ve traveled light-years. I’ve seen things. But tapping on that glass gave me the same feeling as tapping on the hot-dog roller at a 7-Eleven. You know the feeling. That “yeahhhhh no” feeling. I’m not a “food behind glass” kind of alien. HOWEVER—my offspring (small Earth humans you call “kids”) still receive nourishment from here, and they survive, so science checks out.
The coffee? Not my species’ favorite. Yet somehow, inexplicably, I keep ending up at Dunkin’ so much that when I see one while driving, I get irrationally annoyed. Like, “Oh great, ANOTHER Dunkin’—what is this, the Space Needle or Route 93?” But then five minutes later I’m in the drive-thru again, questioning my life choices.
Boston translation for fellow aliens:
The vibes are chaotic
The iced tea slaps harder than a Southie handshake
The staff is wicked efficient
And yes, we all pretend we’re not addicted
In conclusion: This Dunkin’ is not just a coffee shop—it’s a lifestyle, a gravitational pull, and possibly a cult, but one with excellent iced tea and a Pookie who understands the assignment.
Would return. Probably tomorrow. Against my will. 👽☕🍩
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 5
Abby Decie
The lady working the drive through always makes my day! She’s always bubbly and in a great mood!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Jericho B
Canceled my order because the lady had no idea what a double sausage egg and cheese on a cinnamon bagel was. After handing me a breakfast wrap, meanwhile the other employee ignored the situation. My card still got charged which I am really aggravated about because I never received any of the items. I personally do not like thieves and incompetent people. i will forever boycott going here after this debacle
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
L R Watkins
Best coffee for a winter day.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
erin
Incredibly kind and hardworking staff!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Carroll Hawkins
This is the good North Weymouth Dunkin.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Margaret Holmes
Sometimes.when I ordered a hot coffee it tastes burnt or syrupy. I like the food and the breakfast deals currently. 5 dollars for two wakeup wraps.and a medium hot or ice regular coffee. I'd get the ice instead of the hot. Service.ia good and Friendly. I also think the place is clean and staff making the food ensure they have good hand hygiene most of the time. I look for that because I have to put the meal in my mouth and I'm paying for it. I do speak up when I don't see it but for the most part it's a clean place with conscience staff with yummy food output
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Corey Bashaw
The angry little Mr. India who works mornings makes me want to drive farther from my house to the other one just before the bridge. Some day I hope the un-earned hostility towards me fades. Until then may Shakti and Shiva be forever in my corner. 🙏🏼
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 4
Service: 2
#1
Young guy with dark curly hair took my order and then just walked away and didnt bother making it.
This is one of best dunkin donuts I ever been to, The people were very nice.They gave me napkins when I was did not ask for them,
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Andrew Pham
My wife and I ordered a large refresher and it was dank with concentrate and the south East Asian man working on a Mother’s Day afternoon handed it off with a smile. It was a perfect ratio of ice, green tea, and euphoria on the first sip. We don’t want this experience to end.
lester holzapfel
Nice people
ECM
I'm pretty sure they took a vote for the rudest employee and then made that person the face of their location at the drive-through. I drive further away to another location in order to avoid him, specifically. This guy is always rude and dripping with attitude.
Greetings, Earthlings. I have landed on your planet and immediately been drawn—against my will—into a place you call Dunkin’, located directly across from a giant orange box that says U-Haul (which I believe is either a storage vessel or a ceremonial shrine for humans who are constantly moving but never emotionally progressing).
I am here often. Too often. Apparently so are all of you.
First contact highlight: the iced tea. Sweet mercy of the Milky Way. Ask for “Pookie.” Do not ask why. Just ask. This iced tea is so sweet it made my eyeballs duck for cover like they were crossing Storrow Drive during rush hour. One sip and my internal organs started chanting “LET’S GO BRUINS.” I don’t even know who that is.
Now… the food in the glass case. Look. I’ve traveled light-years. I’ve seen things. But tapping on that glass gave me the same feeling as tapping on the hot-dog roller at a 7-Eleven. You know the feeling. That “yeahhhhh no” feeling. I’m not a “food behind glass” kind of alien. HOWEVER—my offspring (small Earth humans you call “kids”) still receive nourishment from here, and they survive, so science checks out.
The coffee? Not my species’ favorite. Yet somehow, inexplicably, I keep ending up at Dunkin’ so much that when I see one while driving, I get irrationally annoyed. Like, “Oh great, ANOTHER Dunkin’—what is this, the Space Needle or Route 93?” But then five minutes later I’m in the drive-thru again, questioning my life choices.
Boston translation for fellow aliens:
The vibes are chaotic
The iced tea slaps harder than a Southie handshake
The staff is wicked efficient
And yes, we all pretend we’re not addicted
In conclusion:
This Dunkin’ is not just a coffee shop—it’s a lifestyle, a gravitational pull, and possibly a cult, but one with excellent iced tea and a Pookie who understands the assignment.
Would return. Probably tomorrow. Against my will. 👽☕🍩
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 5
The lady working the drive through always makes my day! She’s always bubbly and in a great mood!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Canceled my order because the lady had no idea what a double sausage egg and cheese on a cinnamon bagel was. After handing me a breakfast wrap, meanwhile the other employee ignored the situation. My card still got charged which I am really aggravated about because I never received any of the items. I personally do not like thieves and incompetent people. i will forever boycott going here after this debacle
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Best coffee for a winter day.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Incredibly kind and hardworking staff!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This is the good North Weymouth Dunkin.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Sometimes.when I ordered a hot coffee it tastes burnt or syrupy. I like the food and the breakfast deals currently. 5 dollars for two wakeup wraps.and a medium hot or ice regular coffee. I'd get the ice instead of the hot. Service.ia good and Friendly. I also think the place is clean and staff making the food ensure they have good hand hygiene most of the time. I look for that because I have to put the meal in my mouth and I'm paying for it. I do speak up when I don't see it but for the most part it's a clean place with conscience staff with yummy food output
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
The angry little Mr. India who works mornings makes me want to drive farther from my house to the other one just before the bridge. Some day I hope the un-earned hostility towards me fades. Until then may Shakti and Shiva be forever in my corner. 🙏🏼
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 4
Service: 2
Young guy with dark curly hair took my order and then just walked away and didnt bother making it.
Service: 1
Coffee today was watered down and tasteless.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 4
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The lady crew member was not at all friendly.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 2
This is one of best dunkin donuts I ever been to, The people were very nice.They gave me napkins when I was did not ask for them,
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
My wife and I ordered a large refresher and it was dank with concentrate and the south East Asian man working on a Mother’s Day afternoon handed it off with a smile. It was a perfect ratio of ice, green tea, and euphoria on the first sip. We don’t want this experience to end.
Nice people
I'm pretty sure they took a vote for the rudest employee and then made that person the face of their location at the drive-through. I drive further away to another location in order to avoid him, specifically. This guy is always rude and dripping with attitude.
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