Crazy Tuna Bar & Grille

203 Nanticoke Rd, Essex
(443) 559-9158

Recent Reviews

Missy Torzillo

Absolutely loved this place! Our server was very attentive, and overall, everything was great!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Candice W.

This place used to be fun and had great food, but they got a new owner about 2 years ago and since then it just hasn't tasted as good.

Christopher Crockett

Great food, live music, and the prices won't make you cry.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Traci Jackson

Very overpriced for mediocre food. Very attentive servers. So cold I had to leave & take my food to go. Probably shouldn't be open in the winter if they cannot adequately heat such a small space.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 5

Kristin Hayes

If you go on a weekend or evening you will have to park down the and catch a provided bus there and back. The food was cold and tasteless. They kept putting mayo on my burger and brought me another burger twice with mayo on it. Also overcooked chicken breast. So dry. The waitress seemed overwhelmed and it took a while to get food and drinks. Hopefully it will be better in the summertime because this was so disappointing.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

chris findlay

We lived

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jason Jones

Not a go to place. It

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

terry

Went there for drinks and listened to an awesome band

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Orange Crushes

Layla A Shields

Great food and views!****UPDATE - has been under new management for a couple of years and they have not been able to keep up with what the previous owners achieved. It’s a great waterfront spot for a tiki bar and Sandy outside area - which they have. The food and drinks have gone downhill in the last few years since my first review.Vegetarian options: They have salads on the menu. If you are not pescatarian then you will be disappointed unless French fries are what you’re looking for.Parking: Parking is weird. There are a handful of spots near the restaurant and down the hill. The main/overflow parking is about 750ft from the restaurant at a marina.Kid-friendliness: Kids can play in the sand outside. But the vibe is much more adult and that of a bar, not a family restaurant. It’s a day drinking spot for sure. Lots of boaters.Wheelchair accessibility: The outside area is definitely wheelchair accessible. The restaurant is ground floor but the entrance at the front is small and has a couple of tighter turns and one step up.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Rock Fish Tacos, Crushes

James White

Great place for a company party. Or a couple of drinks or a dinner night with the better half or family. Food was excellent and service was fast and on point. Totally recommend!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Seafood Mac and Cheese, Orange Crushes, Rock Fish Tacos, Cream of Crab, Crushes, Creamsicle Crush, Crab Cakes, Bacon Wrapped Scallops, Crab Pretzel

Chaz Sroczynski

Worst bang for the buck food I've ever had. $200 meal and literally couldn't eat most of it.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 1

Service: 5

David Shaffer

Great time for the Middle River Holiday Boat Parade !Got here early and found plenty of bar seating - if you don't know this event packs them in and all of the restaurants on the parade route get packed.Well poured drinks and good food. Carly our bartender was fun. The ENTIRE staff was dressed up in holiday garb and the place looked great. Extremely festive.We would go back!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

Jennifer Lamantia Bohns

All around fun spot on the water!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Helen Evans (Helen)

I was visiting friends and they recommended this place. I lived the location, the food was amazing, and the staff were very friendly.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Rock Fish Tacos, Raw Oysters, Crushes, Creamsicle Crush, Crab Cakes

Rob Warfel

Love this place... Good food, atmosphere, and service... Right on the water... Can't go wrong

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Rock Fish Tacos, Seafood Club, Crushes, Crab Cakes

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