Satellite Cafe
4605 Coastal Hwy, Ocean City
(410) 723-1426
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This place is so dirty. I do not recommend coming. We love Ocean City, we love diners, we love eclectic places - this place was the worst dining experience I have had. We had been wanting to come here for a while. It was November, we walk through the unmarked front door which has bug netting that was falling apart into an empty room. We thought it might be closed. Also the heat was not on and we wore our coats and hats the entire time. Every single aspect of this place felt dirty. I could hardly take my toddler to go pee because the one stall toilet was broken and leaking with a dirty mop and bucket then the other had no toilet paper. The men’s had dirty toilet seat. The floors everywhere were disgusting. I wish we hadn’t stayed for the food bc I just kept thinking if this is how dirty the front of house is - what is the kitchen like? The food itself was fine. The server was friendly enough. But the entire place is a health code violation. Really sad that anyone might come to OC and think this is a reflection of this beach town.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 3
Service: 1
BEST FRENCH TOAST I don’t know about all the food BUT I’m telling you these people have THE BEST French toast in town.. no one has anything better than this place right here.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 4
We came in asking for a table, stood there for 10 minutes without speaking to anyone. When we finally spoke to someone, there was another person around the corner motioning no and saying no no no. which was incredibly rude, then they said it would be an hour or more. even though there was only one name on the wait list. These people are so rude there was no need.
Service: 1
We always came for breakfast over the years. It is very pricey and it needs some updating.
Tired old place with mediocre food.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 4
The food and the service was fantastic and the waitress name Macie seems very nice and she seems very friendly and kind person as well and the food is delicious and I will ask Macie next time as well and Macie gets a 5 star review as well :)
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
This place is a D U M P. Very unkempt. Walk around out back and they have trash, pots and pans, painting supplies littering their outdoor area. The outdoor benches are deteriorating. The menu is cute BUT the premises need a MAJOR CLEANING.
Comes up on maps as satellite coffee so I didn’t realize it was a breakfast spot till we got there. The food smelled good but was just stopping for coffee & didn’t have the time to try!
The coffee though… my iced coffee tasted like iced tea and somehow so did my mom’s latte ??? It was confusing but surprisingly not the worst coffee I’d had from other local spots. The vibe seemed cute from what I saw tho!
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 2
Service: 3
A very good breakfast spot. Our party of 4 had omelets and pancakes. We were very happy with the service and the food.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I will never come here again. First I’d like to add I never in my life paid 90 dollars for me and my kids for breakfast. I should have read the reviews before coming in here. Waitress had a bad attitude throughout the whole experience not once did she smile. I asked for straws it seemed she completely forgot so I asked again and she threw
my straws on the table. I asked if there was free refills and she gave me attitude and said I guess. I will not be surprised if they spit on peoples food. After reading reviews now, just beware they use different color menus and they are different prices each day. I paid 20 dollars for French toast and egg and bacon. And my kids meal about 10 each for one egg one bacon and 2 pancakes racked up 90 .. menus are smelly old pieces of paper. Again thank you but no thank you. Worst breakfast in OCMD thus far
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
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Too expensive; coffee $4.75.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 3
Do not come here!! atmosphere is creepy, the tables and silverware are sticky. the food is over priced, the staff was difficult and wouldn’t allow any adjustments for meals on their small menu. mediocre food over run by flies. the bill included a 20% tip which is written in by the blonde server who was extremely rude. they place is truly awful I felt I had to review to save anyone else from stepping near this place.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Always delicious food - our favorite is the love boat:)
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Waitress did not check on us at all. Very rude service. The food was very underwhelming and small portions. The wait took over 45 minutes. When asked to make changes on food the answer was a very disrespectful no! The checks can not be split and gratuity was added automatically. I would recommend to not even look this places way. Ruined my whole vacation.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
My husband and I ate here with somewhat mixed reviews. He had a ham and cheese omelet, where cheese was extra $. The ham was chopped super small, instead of in chunks. The home fries were kind of dried up and odd tasting. I got the Big Kahuna, which I liked. They seemed to be off on their drinks that day, with the exception of the coffee. The OJ was extremely watery, even after stirring it up. My husband ordered a coke to replace the watery juice, and the coke was also watery and extremely flat.
Atmosphere: 3
Service: 3
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