Punch Pizza Eden Prairie

My girlfriend and I actually have an inside joke about something being better than punch pizza because punch pizza was so bad. Gas station sandwich in the side of the road? Hey, probably tastes better than punch pizza.

Quite literally one of the worst pizzas my girlfriend and I have ever had. Usually I don’t even care to leave a bad review but I feel that it is my duty as a semi decent human to inform the public how god awful the experience was.

You order your food from a cashier and then seat yourself, which is extremely weird. The hostess/cashier did not explain how this place works. We quite literally did not have a place to sit at first.

We got a Neapolitan pizza and it was actually awful. Seriously REALLY bad. Good thing we paid for it before we got the pizza so that we could both eat one single bite and then leave immediately instead of asking for a waiter to give us the check within the first minute of eating it. Maybe that’s by design. We literally left the entire pizza on the table after eating two bites.

The cheese literally fell off the pizza and there was a lake of juice in the middle. It was just completely soupy and the taste was basic and bland. I could have literally gotten a better pizza from a gas station. The crust was charred, which is good, but it was extremely bitter, which means they did not clean the oven. Maybe they were too busy, but that’s no excuse to serve awful pizza.

Literally get a gas station pizza instead. 🙏

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Great Pizza, food made fresh with great turn times on food delivery. Salad is awesome.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

another wet kinda gross one, what happened to punch pizza, guess I have to go to Minneapolis every time

I got the spinach artichoke dip and I must say I was not at all impressed. It was very watery to the point that you could call it soup. Im giving three stars because the focaccia was good.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 5

the person taking my order was so nice and pizza was so good but the lack of a toilet is frustrating

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Some people love this place. It is not my kind of pizza.

Consistent, authentic, quality ingredients.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The food is great and the staff is awesome. I love this place!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The girl taking our order was so ungodly rude. We clearly had never been here before and she looked at us like we were stupid and treated us like children. There was absolutely ZERO hospitality and I felt extremely disrespected.
When we got the margarita pizza it was bread with liquid and half cooked mozzarella balls on it. It was honestly the worst pizza I’ve ever had and for $15 I expected more. I will never ever eat there again and I strongly suggest to avoid it at all costs

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Sooo delicious! Favorite is the kale and pine nut salad, and loving the new #17!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Good stuff!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Excellent pizza. Plenty of vegetarian options. Lovely outdoor seating

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Margherita Pizza, Caesar Salad, Focaccia

Fun place that seems authentic. Great food for the price. Everything is fresh and quality.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Fairfield pricing compared to all the gouging going on right now.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Delicious food and hard working people!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5