Fried Chicken Salad Pairing Pizza and a Breadstick
Nothing Like Our Famous Cactus Bread for Dessert
Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Is Second to None
Green Beans and Mashed Potatoes
Loaded Cheesy Ranch Stix
Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Soft Serve Ice Cream
California Chicken
Pizza Ranch Buffet
“Pizza Ranch: Where I Found Inner Peace in a Scoop of Stuffing
Look, I came for the pizza… but I stayed for the chicken, stuffing, and potatoes like I’d just stumbled into Grandma’s Sunday kitchen after she signed a deal with the Colonel.
The chicken was so crispy and juicy I briefly considered proposing to it. The stuffing? Absolute sorcery. It was like the holidays showed up on my plate uninvited and I didn’t mind one bit. And the potatoes? Smooth, buttery, and clearly made by someone who’s been through a lot and knows how to comfort others through carbs.
The buffet? Hot, stocked, and constantly refreshed like it was training for a triathlon. Staff? Friendly enough to make you feel like they’ve known you since kindergarten. And the dessert pizza? I won’t lie, I had feelings.
If you’re not leaving Pizza Ranch slightly ashamed of how many trips you made back for stuffing, you’re doing it wrong. 10/10, would overeat again.“
“Pizza Ranch: Where I Found Inner Peace in a Scoop of Stuffing
Look, I came for the pizza… but I stayed for the chicken, stuffing, and potatoes like I’d just stumbled into Grandma’s Sunday kitchen after she signed a deal with the Colonel.
The chicken was so crispy and juicy I briefly considered proposing to it. The stuffing? Absolute sorcery. It was like the holidays showed up on my plate uninvited and I didn’t mind one bit. And the potatoes? Smooth, buttery, and clearly made by someone who’s been through a lot and knows how to comfort others through carbs.
The buffet? Hot, stocked, and constantly refreshed like it was training for a triathlon. Staff? Friendly enough to make you feel like they’ve known you since kindergarten. And the dessert pizza? I won’t lie, I had feelings.
If you’re not leaving Pizza Ranch slightly ashamed of how many trips you made back for stuffing, you’re doing it wrong. 10/10, would overeat again.“