“I love muddy Creek cafe. They have frog videos to watch while you dissociate and wait for your food. Plus their ranch made me see through different dimensions and I figured out the meaning of life after tasting it. True story actually, I first had their chicken salad sandwich on a camping trip and I immediately was like we have to move to Sparta solely for that sandwich. Then, I may or may not have actually moved there (I can't confirm because I don't want people to stalk me I'm good looking and too charming to take the risk)“
“I love muddy Creek cafe. They have frog videos to watch while you dissociate and wait for your food. Plus their ranch made me see through different dimensions and I figured out the meaning of life after tasting it. True story actually, I first had their chicken salad sandwich on a camping trip and I immediately was like we have to move to Sparta solely for that sandwich. Then, I may or may not have actually moved there (I can't confirm because I don't want people to stalk me I'm good looking and too charming to take the risk)“