“The staff was lovely. The waitress was very kind and attentive during our meal. The food was terrible… terribly awesome! The way the juice of the fruit slowly dripped down my throat made the solidified McDonalds inside my colon yelp with joy. Potato salad? More like heaven. Philly cheese steak Mac and cheese… more like orgasm in a bowl. 10/10“
“The staff was lovely. The waitress was very kind and attentive during our meal. The food was terrible… terribly awesome! The way the juice of the fruit slowly dripped down my throat made the solidified McDonalds inside my colon yelp with joy. Potato salad? More like heaven. Philly cheese steak Mac and cheese… more like orgasm in a bowl. 10/10“