Lazy Jack's

54 Ceres St, Portsmouth
(603) 294-9902

Recent Reviews

Karen Obrien

Tropical feel on Portsmouth

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

naimeesha murthy

The server with the long hair was atrocious and rude!

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 2

Service: 1

Tracy Roy

Ummm, kinda pricey...30 bucks for a beer and bloody? Used to be one of our favorite places to have a few. Sadly, not any more.

Liz Takacs

It was cold that day and we just had a drink. CUTE BRIGHT PLACE ON THE WATER.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 5

Garth Gayle

If not for view would have given o e star! Good for

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 2

Northeast Sunshine

There were 2 of us. One paid with cash and I paid with my credit card. He decided to put both bills on my card!!! What did he do with the cash? It was on 8/29/2023 @ 5:00pm We are locals and certainly will never return. Disgraceful!!!! Update 9/2/2023 Spoke with management. They were polite,professional and apologetic. Took care of things. I am very thankful.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 2

Tyler M

Location is fantastic, waterside tables are great, and it's a pretty relaxed environment. Prices for the portions are unfathomable - got a half and half platter (haddock and whole bellies) for $39. Received a 3" square piece of haddock (which was fairly good) and 7 fried whole belly clams that were overbreaded and poorly cleaned. Drink pours are very light for the price, food was served on paper plates, and service was passable at best. Far better seafood restaurants in town/in the region.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 3

Holly Peterson

We had the margarita special which wasn’t very good and tasted watered down, and I got the chicken bowl which looked like canned corns and canned beans and the guacamole tasted pre made. I could have made a better one at home. The waitress was nice enough but this wasn’t a great experience other than the view of the ocean.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 4

christopher silva

Upscale dive on Portsmouth water front.Colorfully decorated but also has a little rustic feel.Nice outside covered patio seating over looking the water.The service was good and all were smiling and friendly as well as attentive.The food is very good.Downtown tourist area so price point is on the higher side but portions are plentiful and tasty so you won't be disappointed.Great bucket drinks that are tasty and well balanced.Good beer assortment.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Chris Marshall

There's a reason you can get right in when everywhere else is an hour wait. Just go somewhere else.2 * at bestStuffed haddock...stuffed with the grocery store fake crab but still restaurant pricingYou have to go get your own water from a jug at one end of the deckRice pilaf ordered as one of the sides, but got fries, and when I asked for the rice got white rice in a paper cup (the right rice and plate would put you out?)Put a 3% CC fee on the bill without telling you in advance or asking you how you're paying (not a large party thing, just if you pay by CC)Table next to us was done and gone before we got our food, even though they ordered literally 1 min before...all in all, just 2* at best b/c you can look out on 4 tugboats and some water.Just go somewhere else. Plenty of other choices for the same high prices.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 2

Service: 2

Leah A.

Such a fun place to go out! Loved it here & will definitely be back. Celebrated my friends birthday and it was the best!

chrismH1395DK

There's a reason you can get right in when everywhere else is an hour wait. Just go somewhere else. 2 * at best Stuffed haddock...stuffed with the grocery store fake crab but still restaurant pricing You have to go get your own water from a jug at one end of the deck Rice pilaf ordered as one of the sides, but got fries, and when I asked for the rice got white rice in a paper cup (the right rice and plate would put you out?) Put a 3% CC fee on the bill without telling you in advance or asking you how you're paying (not a large party thing, just if you pay by CC) Table next to us was done and gone before we got our food, even though they ordered literally 1 min before ...all in all, just 2* at best b/c you can look out on 4 tugboats and some water. Just go somewhere else. Plenty of other choices for the same high prices.

Chris M.

There's a reason you can get right in when everywhere else is an hour wait. Just go somewhere else.2 * at bestStuffed haddock...stuffed with the grocery store fake crab but still restaurant pricingYou have to go get your own water from a jug at one end of the deckRice pilaf ordered as one of the sides, but I got fries, and when I asked for the rice got white rice in a paper cup (the right rice and plate would put you out?)Put a 3% CC fee on the bill without telling you in advance or asking you how you're paying (not a large party thing, just if you pay by CC)Table next to us was done and gone before we got our food, even though they ordered literally 1 min before...all in all, just 2* at best b/c you can look out on 4 tugboats and some water.Just go somewhere else. Plenty of other choices for the same high prices.

MADHIKER777

Laid back waterfront rustic atmosphere with great food and fast service!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Tara M.

The question to me would be what are you looking for? If you are looking for not the top quality of food and bucket drinks by the water, this could be your place. We ordered some egg rolls for an appetizer, and they were still cold in the middle. I'm not entirely sure what happened here, since they were not busy at the time. We decided not to get any more food here and go someplace else. The quality wasn't better than fast food. But they do have a great view of the water that you can sit by and enjoy a drink or a drink bucket

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