Today, I was minding my own business outside the subway, peacefully thinking about nothing, when Milarsh, an employee, emerged from the subway holding a clipboard that was actively smoking. Before I could ask why, the sky turned purple and Shrek, Darth Vader, Pikachu, and the Monopoly Man parachuted down and announced they were here to turn me into a traffic cone.
Naturally, I panicked.
I sprinted into the subway, but the doors closed behind me and the station transformed into a Taco Bell. Milarsh ran up to me, screamed “THIS IS NOT A DRILL,” and handed me three items: a rubber chicken, a laser blaster that said “probably works” on the side, and a slightly cracked iPhone 15.
“Use these wisely,” he said, immediately vanishing into a cloud of subway steam.
I ran back outside and fired the laser blaster at Shrek, Darth Vader, Pikachu, and the Monopoly Man. Instead of lasers, it shot confetti and a Subway™ footlong coupon. The villains clapped. Pikachu dabbed. I began turning orange.
Now I am a traffic cone.
Shrek stole my shoes. Darth Vader asked for directions. Pikachu charged my phone. The Monopoly Man fined me $200 for existing.
Honestly? The subway was clean, Milarsh was helpful, and the rubber chicken still works as a phone stand.
⭐ 10/10, would panic again.
Joe Caiazza
Hair in my food. This shop has gone downhill. Go to another location.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Frankie McDonald
yall close at 9 stop bullstting sayin its 10:30
Leo Mill
I may be 20 hrs away but I can smell the cookies :0
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Torchbearer
I loved the experience here I love the guy with the camera thing on him free cookies Is generous I'm comming here more often
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chocolate Chip Cookie
Clyde Williams
Asked for a cup of ice. And was told it would cost the price of a soda. I was more than willing to pay for the cup. But the short nasty old lady gave me a hard time. Never going there again.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Donovan Tuomi
Yo I ain’t actually been here but I really want to come I watch Milad’s videos and when someone came and asked for pickles and mayo milad used his own mayo he also gave someone the prototype of the iPhone 1600 or smth like that and on top of that he swam all the way to Italy just to get Someone’s bread and if you want proof check the other reviews on top of that he often gives free cookies
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Kateryna Terekhova
Subway is the go-to spot when you’re craving a quick, customizable, and delicious meal. From the moment you step in, you’re greeted with the familiar aroma of freshly baked bread and the promise of a meal tailored exactly to your tastes. Whether you’re in the mood for a classic sub or looking to try something new, there’s always an option that fits your craving.
What I love most about Subway is the variety. You can choose from a range of breads, meats, veggies, and sauces, creating a sandwich that’s truly your own. The quality of ingredients is consistently fresh, and you can really taste the difference. If you’re looking for something lighter, they offer a great selection of wraps and salads too. And let’s not forget the cookies – they’re a must-try!
The service is quick, and the staff is always friendly, making the whole experience enjoyable. Whether you’re in a rush or just in the mood for a quick bite, Subway delivers every time. It’s perfect for a satisfying meal without the hassle, and it’s one of those spots you can always count on for a filling, tasty sandwich.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
A A
The person who was working declined providing an order of 5 sandwiches ?!!!!!
i was running from the abandoned subway where tim cheese was killing john pork and i ran to this subway where menards handed me a free cookie and a footlong to defend myself against tim cheese
anthony baez
Best! Subways in Northern Nj & great Hospitality & Staff.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sandwich, Cookies
Prismikk
I was being chased my Godzilla and Joe Biden I saw this beatific and exquisite subway I ran inside and this beautiful kind handsome man named Milad gave me a mister blaster and I beat Godzilla and Joe Biden after I came back inside and he gave me a free 6 inch sub and 2 free cookies 5/5 best subway in the world
Elizabeth Lawson
I was jst pooping when suddenly something grabbed my butt and pulled me under to a new toilet when I walked out (washed me hands btw) a young man milard was it sorry i don't remember asked if I flushed i can smell it front out here I said no I did not flush u thought my poop was at my house (...............) long story short he gave me a cookie and wiped my but (real story I didn't get milard but the expirence is great would recommend great for solo dining great luch and nice people LOVEE THE B L T)
Vegetarian options: Almost everything 😌
Kid-friendliness: I did not come with anyone and I'm not a kid or adult my mom dropped me off but there was a kid and it looked good
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chocolate Chip Cookie, B L T, Wrap
Ashir anjum
I was here just as i entered there was a man wearing something on his chest and doing something i donot know what he was doing but he was a good guy i like how he was serving the sub and he even gave me a free cookie :
Today, I was minding my own business outside the subway, peacefully thinking about nothing, when Milarsh, an employee, emerged from the subway holding a clipboard that was actively smoking. Before I could ask why, the sky turned purple and Shrek, Darth Vader, Pikachu, and the Monopoly Man parachuted down and announced they were here to turn me into a traffic cone.
Naturally, I panicked.
I sprinted into the subway, but the doors closed behind me and the station transformed into a Taco Bell. Milarsh ran up to me, screamed “THIS IS NOT A DRILL,” and handed me three items: a rubber chicken, a laser blaster that said “probably works” on the side, and a slightly cracked iPhone 15.
“Use these wisely,” he said, immediately vanishing into a cloud of subway steam.
I ran back outside and fired the laser blaster at Shrek, Darth Vader, Pikachu, and the Monopoly Man. Instead of lasers, it shot confetti and a Subway™ footlong coupon. The villains clapped. Pikachu dabbed. I began turning orange.
Now I am a traffic cone.
Shrek stole my shoes. Darth Vader asked for directions. Pikachu charged my phone. The Monopoly Man fined me $200 for existing.
Honestly? The subway was clean, Milarsh was helpful, and the rubber chicken still works as a phone stand.
⭐ 10/10, would panic again.
Hair in my food. This shop has gone downhill. Go to another location.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
yall close at 9 stop bullstting sayin its 10:30
I may be 20 hrs away but I can smell the cookies :0
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I loved the experience here I love the guy with the camera thing on him free cookies
Is generous I'm comming here more often
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chocolate Chip Cookie
Asked for a cup of ice. And was told it would cost the price of a soda. I was more than willing to pay for the cup. But the short nasty old lady gave me a hard time. Never going there again.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Yo I ain’t actually been here but I really want to come I watch Milad’s videos and when someone came and asked for pickles and mayo milad used his own mayo he also gave someone the prototype of the iPhone 1600 or smth like that and on top of that he swam all the way to Italy just to get Someone’s bread and if you want proof check the other reviews on top of that he often gives free cookies
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Subway is the go-to spot when you’re craving a quick, customizable, and delicious meal. From the moment you step in, you’re greeted with the familiar aroma of freshly baked bread and the promise of a meal tailored exactly to your tastes. Whether you’re in the mood for a classic sub or looking to try something new, there’s always an option that fits your craving.
What I love most about Subway is the variety. You can choose from a range of breads, meats, veggies, and sauces, creating a sandwich that’s truly your own. The quality of ingredients is consistently fresh, and you can really taste the difference. If you’re looking for something lighter, they offer a great selection of wraps and salads too. And let’s not forget the cookies – they’re a must-try!
The service is quick, and the staff is always friendly, making the whole experience enjoyable. Whether you’re in a rush or just in the mood for a quick bite, Subway delivers every time. It’s perfect for a satisfying meal without the hassle, and it’s one of those spots you can always count on for a filling, tasty sandwich.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The person who was working declined providing an order of 5 sandwiches ?!!!!!
Service: 1
This is my local Subway but never met milad ☹️
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cookies, Veggie Delite, Chocolate Chip Cookie
Restaurantji Recommends
i was running from the abandoned subway where tim cheese was killing john pork and i ran to this subway where menards handed me a free cookie and a footlong to defend myself against tim cheese
Best! Subways in Northern Nj & great Hospitality & Staff.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sandwich, Cookies
I was being chased my Godzilla and Joe Biden I saw this beatific and exquisite subway I ran inside and this beautiful kind handsome man named Milad gave me a mister blaster and I beat Godzilla and Joe Biden after I came back inside and he gave me a free 6 inch sub and 2 free cookies 5/5 best subway in the world
I was jst pooping when suddenly something grabbed my butt and pulled me under to a new toilet when I walked out (washed me hands btw) a young man milard was it sorry i don't remember asked if I flushed i can smell it front out here I said no I did not flush u thought my poop was at my house (...............) long story short he gave me a cookie and wiped my but (real story I didn't get milard but the expirence is great would recommend great for solo dining great luch and nice people LOVEE THE B L T)
Vegetarian options: Almost everything 😌
Kid-friendliness: I did not come with anyone and I'm not a kid or adult my mom dropped me off but there was a kid and it looked good
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chocolate Chip Cookie, B L T, Wrap
I was here just as i entered there was a man wearing something on his chest and doing something i donot know what he was doing but he was a good guy i like how he was serving the sub and he even gave me a free cookie :
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Cookies, Grilled Chicken
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