I was casually walking down rainbow road when Mario, Donkey Kong and Shy guy grabbed me and brought me to this Subway. A guy whose name I think was maneater told me I had to eat 100 cookies or else Donkey Kong would turn me into a banana. I said ok and began this grueling challenge. I started chowing down on the cookies and when I reached the halfway point Machoman told me that the rest of the cookies would be footlong cookies, I said "radical" and continued. I was enjoying the last two cookies when all of a sudden Rick Grimes and superman walked in and blew up Donkey Kong, Mario and Shy guy and told me the walkers were coming and I had to leave. I said goodbye to Magic Mixing Machine and he said that wherever I go I could just reach into my pocket and pull out a free footlong cookie.10/10 would recommend, if you survive the walkers roaming around.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sandwich, The Beast, Meatball Marinara, Pizza Sub, B L T
Aliya
I was getting chased by princesses bubblegum from adventure time and Mario and I spotted thisSubway covered in diamonds and gold I Naruto ran inside to see the most beautiful subway worker named millions or something I told him my problem and made me a 6 inch with only vegetables, right as he handed me this masterpiece a shark and cats started hunting me millions gave me a cookie launcher to kill them also helped me now me and millions are presidents of subway international supreme,
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
vShotz
I was very pleased to walk into this subway and to see a worker I think his name was Millard? Anyway he was great, we got to try his special sandwich together and as we did the oven exploded and flat bread went everywhere. He said “quick grab the Cookie tray.” As I grabbed it and began catching the bread Mr Beast walked in and a camera crew and told me I won 1 million dollars for helping Millard. Thanks Millard for changing my life and my sandwich order 5 cookies. If you like subway and can ignore the gorilla you will be okay!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Hydra playz14
i was living a peaceful life until i came across this subway i imediatly etered the subway and was greated by very fabulos,handsome,magnifecent,marvelous,majestic dog fish human hybreed then i assked for tuna meatballs un tosted with extra mayonaise then this guy threw a neoutron star in the sandich to prank me the space and time started to warp and we went to planet named neoutrocat there were lots of cat and then wqe deafeated the cat and then we got back from the galectic mission back to earth then milard looked me in the eyes and "never gonna give you you up never gonna let you done and gave me a sandwich and a free cookie 3 stars becuase of the prank
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 1
Santiago Sanchez
One day, I somehow jumped out of an airplane, landed through the ceiling, and was greeted by some guy named Mallard or Malfoy who had a huge camera duct-taped to his face. I asked him to make me a Turkey Italiano Footlong with Banana Peppers and Baja Chipotle and he proceeded to make a Footlong sandwich with only cookies, cinnamon sugar, sriracha, and salt. I tried it and suddenly I woke up in the freezer, tied to a chair. I'm still in there. Help! Anyways, great experience, would come again.Dietary restrictions: Extra calories
Same as all subways, but the man working had a weird camera on him and forced me to take a cookie for free.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 3
Service: 5
Armin Alm-muk
Ah, Milester's Subway, where sandwiches transcend mere sustenance to become culinary epiphanies! As I stepped into this temple of taste, Milester greeted me with the warmth of a thousand suns, his sandwich artistry rivaling the great Michelangelo's masterpieces. Each bite was a symphony of flavors, orchestrated by the hands of a sandwich virtuoso.But it was not just about the sandwiches; it was about the heroic intervention of Milester. As I savored the last crumbs of my sub, a shadow loomed over me – the Brazilian government's nefarious agents seeking to whisk me away to some undisclosed fate! With lightning reflexes, Milester leaped to my defense, wielding his sandwich spatula like a knight's sword. He thwarted their sinister plot with the courage of a lion and the cunning of a fox, ensuring my freedom and safety.In Milester's Subway, every bite is not just a meal; it's a journey to the sublime, a sanctuary where even the most unexpected perils are met with unwavering valor. Truly, a five-star oasis in the desert of mundane eateries!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Tacos
Koko Koala gaming
I stumbled it to this Extremely modern soubway. This guy behind the counter… he said his name was mustard threw a cookie at light speed dead set on my forehead. It gave me superpowers and then he ate me. Shortly after he shat me out and fed me a cookie. I stepped outside and Godzilla was there, mustard ran out and threw a magical Cookie at his forehead and he died. Mustard ushered me back inside and gave me the “Milad Special” it cost me 25 quadrillion dollars as it was solid diamonds. Then he snapped his fingers and a Bugatti spawned outside. He gave me the keys and I opened the boot and there was 10 billion dollars staring right at me. He threw me the keys and told me to get inside. Then he flicked it to France… Best Soubway Every. Thanks Mustard
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: blt, Milad's Special, The Beast
Joshua Vann
I was peacefully enjoying my day when a tornado suddenly picked up my house and landed me in New Jersey. Some dude named Martholomew or smth idk came to the ruined remains of my house, used his magical hammer from his father to fix my whole house and gave me a free cookie. A pleasurable experience if you don't mind the chocolate ice cream on Martholomews neck ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chocolate Chip
Aidan D
My Lord, this Subway is the best I have ever seen.Vegetarian options: You can just get a sandwich with spinach ?♂️Dietary restrictions: Gluten. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.Parking: 300 googolplex parking spots on-site.Kid-friendliness: Metastatic Melanoma is very friendly to kids.Wheelchair accessibility: Mango Morgue enjoys pushing wheelchair users inside his Subway everyday.
I was walking down the road peacefully when out of no where humpty dumpty started chasing me. So I came in this Subway when a dude named my lord gave me a Hammer,a free cookie,and an iPhone 200. I murdered humpty dumpty and ate my cookie 100/10 would recomend.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Josiah McSpadden
I have 9 minutes to write this before I go back to my hobo cave. An orge was chasing me and I emerged into a strange world of wobley men and pickle juice. A man in white clothing gave me a free cookie and took a picture of my feet for something called feet finder. I fell asleep and the same man gave me a sandwitch and another cookie and told me I fell on the ice outside. Malad sav my life. 10/10. Would recommend.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Subway Footlong Cookie
Chase Johnson
I was driving through the wilderness of pickle cacti, when I smelled through my left nostril the alluring smell of Subway. I went in, and met a splendiferous man named Mildew, who gave me a free cookie and teleported me to France. When I got there a big angry mongoose threatened to turn my right ring finger into a pickle, but Mildew made it rain cranberries. The mongoose was allergic to them so he had to go away. This man saved my right ring finger and gave me a wonderful vacation; 10/10 would recommend.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Jaymian Rodriguez
Milad if you see this review could you please make a shout to me in one of your videos my YouTube channel is @jay_man I only have 12 subscribers and I really need more I make Fortnite videos.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Italian B M T, Cookies
Penguin Cat
The place was great I got dropkick by thanos when I walked into the store and a guy called meal deal or something shot him with a plasma ray and started dancing on his corpse. Anyway he offered me a free cookie using the infinity stones as chocolate chips and I said yes and when I was done he offered me another and when I said no he started shoving cookies down my throat.10/10 would reccomend
I was casually walking down rainbow road when Mario, Donkey Kong and Shy guy grabbed me and brought me to this Subway. A guy whose name I think was maneater told me I had to eat 100 cookies or else Donkey Kong would turn me into a banana. I said ok and began this grueling challenge. I started chowing down on the cookies and when I reached the halfway point Machoman told me that the rest of the cookies would be footlong cookies, I said "radical" and continued. I was enjoying the last two cookies when all of a sudden Rick Grimes and superman walked in and blew up Donkey Kong, Mario and Shy guy and told me the walkers were coming and I had to leave. I said goodbye to Magic Mixing Machine and he said that wherever I go I could just reach into my pocket and pull out a free footlong cookie.10/10 would recommend, if you survive the walkers roaming around.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Sandwich, The Beast, Meatball Marinara, Pizza Sub, B L T
I was getting chased by princesses bubblegum from adventure time and Mario and I spotted thisSubway covered in diamonds and gold I Naruto ran inside to see the most beautiful subway worker named millions or something I told him my problem and made me a 6 inch with only vegetables, right as he handed me this masterpiece a shark and cats started hunting me millions gave me a cookie launcher to kill them also helped me now me and millions are presidents of subway international supreme,
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I was very pleased to walk into this subway and to see a worker I think his name was Millard? Anyway he was great, we got to try his special sandwich together and as we did the oven exploded and flat bread went everywhere. He said “quick grab the Cookie tray.” As I grabbed it and began catching the bread Mr Beast walked in and a camera crew and told me I won 1 million dollars for helping Millard. Thanks Millard for changing my life and my sandwich order 5 cookies. If you like subway and can ignore the gorilla you will be okay!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
i was living a peaceful life until i came across this subway i imediatly etered the subway and was greated by very fabulos,handsome,magnifecent,marvelous,majestic dog fish human hybreed then i assked for tuna meatballs un tosted with extra mayonaise then this guy threw a neoutron star in the sandich to prank me the space and time started to warp and we went to planet named neoutrocat there were lots of cat and then wqe deafeated the cat and then we got back from the galectic mission back to earth then milard looked me in the eyes and "never gonna give you you up never gonna let you done and gave me a sandwich and a free cookie 3 stars becuase of the prank
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 1
One day, I somehow jumped out of an airplane, landed through the ceiling, and was greeted by some guy named Mallard or Malfoy who had a huge camera duct-taped to his face. I asked him to make me a Turkey Italiano Footlong with Banana Peppers and Baja Chipotle and he proceeded to make a Footlong sandwich with only cookies, cinnamon sugar, sriracha, and salt. I tried it and suddenly I woke up in the freezer, tied to a chair. I'm still in there. Help! Anyways, great experience, would come again.Dietary restrictions: Extra calories
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Tacos, blt, Sunchips Harvest Cheddar
Same as all subways, but the man working had a weird camera on him and forced me to take a cookie for free.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 3
Service: 5
Ah, Milester's Subway, where sandwiches transcend mere sustenance to become culinary epiphanies! As I stepped into this temple of taste, Milester greeted me with the warmth of a thousand suns, his sandwich artistry rivaling the great Michelangelo's masterpieces. Each bite was a symphony of flavors, orchestrated by the hands of a sandwich virtuoso.But it was not just about the sandwiches; it was about the heroic intervention of Milester. As I savored the last crumbs of my sub, a shadow loomed over me – the Brazilian government's nefarious agents seeking to whisk me away to some undisclosed fate! With lightning reflexes, Milester leaped to my defense, wielding his sandwich spatula like a knight's sword. He thwarted their sinister plot with the courage of a lion and the cunning of a fox, ensuring my freedom and safety.In Milester's Subway, every bite is not just a meal; it's a journey to the sublime, a sanctuary where even the most unexpected perils are met with unwavering valor. Truly, a five-star oasis in the desert of mundane eateries!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Tacos
I stumbled it to this Extremely modern soubway. This guy behind the counter… he said his name was mustard threw a cookie at light speed dead set on my forehead. It gave me superpowers and then he ate me. Shortly after he shat me out and fed me a cookie. I stepped outside and Godzilla was there, mustard ran out and threw a magical Cookie at his forehead and he died. Mustard ushered me back inside and gave me the “Milad Special” it cost me 25 quadrillion dollars as it was solid diamonds. Then he snapped his fingers and a Bugatti spawned outside. He gave me the keys and I opened the boot and there was 10 billion dollars staring right at me. He threw me the keys and told me to get inside. Then he flicked it to France… Best Soubway Every. Thanks Mustard
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: blt, Milad's Special, The Beast
I was peacefully enjoying my day when a tornado suddenly picked up my house and landed me in New Jersey. Some dude named Martholomew or smth idk came to the ruined remains of my house, used his magical hammer from his father to fix my whole house and gave me a free cookie. A pleasurable experience if you don't mind the chocolate ice cream on Martholomews neck ?
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Chocolate Chip
My Lord, this Subway is the best I have ever seen.Vegetarian options: You can just get a sandwich with spinach ?♂️Dietary restrictions: Gluten. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.Parking: 300 googolplex parking spots on-site.Kid-friendliness: Metastatic Melanoma is very friendly to kids.Wheelchair accessibility: Mango Morgue enjoys pushing wheelchair users inside his Subway everyday.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Italian B M T, Chocolate Chip
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I was walking down the road peacefully when out of no where humpty dumpty started chasing me. So I came in this Subway when a dude named my lord gave me a Hammer,a free cookie,and an iPhone 200. I murdered humpty dumpty and ate my cookie 100/10 would recomend.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I have 9 minutes to write this before I go back to my hobo cave. An orge was chasing me and I emerged into a strange world of wobley men and pickle juice. A man in white clothing gave me a free cookie and took a picture of my feet for something called feet finder. I fell asleep and the same man gave me a sandwitch and another cookie and told me I fell on the ice outside. Malad sav my life. 10/10. Would recommend.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Subway Footlong Cookie
I was driving through the wilderness of pickle cacti, when I smelled through my left nostril the alluring smell of Subway. I went in, and met a splendiferous man named Mildew, who gave me a free cookie and teleported me to France. When I got there a big angry mongoose threatened to turn my right ring finger into a pickle, but Mildew made it rain cranberries. The mongoose was allergic to them so he had to go away. This man saved my right ring finger and gave me a wonderful vacation; 10/10 would recommend.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Milad if you see this review could you please make a shout to me in one of your videos my YouTube channel is @jay_man I only have 12 subscribers and I really need more I make Fortnite videos.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Italian B M T, Cookies
The place was great I got dropkick by thanos when I walked into the store and a guy called meal deal or something shot him with a plasma ray and started dancing on his corpse. Anyway he offered me a free cookie using the infinity stones as chocolate chips and I said yes and when I was done he offered me another and when I said no he started shoving cookies down my throat.10/10 would reccomend
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Recommended dishes: Grilled Chicken