Psycho Mike's Therapy Bar and Grill

I rarely leave bad reviews, but this place absolutely earned it. The bar was filthy — sticky floors, grimy tables, and a stench that hit me as soon as I walked in. Honestly, it smelled like a dumpster out back had exploded inside. The service? Nonexistent. The staff seemed annoyed to even be there, let alone help anyone. We waited forever for drinks, and when the food finally arrived, I wish it hadn’t. Greasy, overcooked, and borderline inedible. There are dive bars with charm — this isn’t one of them. Save yourself the disappointment and go literally anywhere else. if you like being harassed and yelled at by a 73 year old bouncer who thinks he’s tough because he has a neck tattoo, this is the place for you

Amazing Staff and Service and Food.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Nice place

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

We went in because they had cool Halloween decorations up and the name was intriguing. Otherwise, it's just a bar/pub feel. It's dark inside even in broad daylight. The food was mediocre at best. The service was fine, but we sat at the bar and were the only patrons. The server was obviously not feeling well and coughed a lot which made me want to leave. Don't think we will be back

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 2

Atmosphere and staff were great. The food was very bland, the drinks were okay, no complaints there. I would like to give this place another chance but probably not for the food.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 4

I was flashed by bartender for putting my head on bar .. twice .

Response: I was not sleeping, clarified first time to the person. Don't jump to your conclusion, please read the post carefully.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 1

Nice place…quick response from the owners ??

Great environment, great food and great service!! A lot of tvs to watch sports and they have a full bar 10/10

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Loved it here but the music was way too loud. Couldn't talk to the person across the table from me without shouting. Lower the volume a little and this place is perfect.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

they played woman’s world by katy perry

My go to bar in Hoboken. I believe these are some of the best happy hour deals in the area that I’ve seen. Door staff and bar tenders and everyone else are always friendly. Drinks are made well and the food is perfect for bar food. Place is good if you want a quiet drink earlier in the day, want to see a big game with friends, or late at night want to dance. The owner (Mike) did a good job.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Nachos, Firecracker Shrimp

My experience at this establishment was nothing short of appalling, marked by the sheer ineptitude of both the bouncer and the manager.They incorrectly claimed my valid state-issued ID as fake and in a display of gross negligence, bent it in half beyond repair. I had to involve the police to retrieve my ID from the ill-trained staff.Despite the damage they caused, they refused to reimburse me for the cost of replacing my broken ID. The unprofessionalism and incompetence exhibited here are staggering. I strongly advise avoiding this place at all costs.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

The food was tasty, ambiance and service are really good. I tried drafters which are good. The firecracker shrimp and tater tot nachos is a must try.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Amanda makes the best margarita

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Super fun experience and delicious drinks!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5