Psycho Mike's Therapy Bar and Grill

Went there with my nephew on a Friday nite was packed .went when it was called physco mikes

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 3

Service: 4

Didn't like the dog they let sit on the bar, but othere than that its a nice place.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Went in with a friend and she had the idea of ordering spaghett’s, which is usually a few dollar up charge. We ordered happy hour beers and they happily added a small pour of aperol. I assumed they would be $7-10 each. Upon being rang up, we saw that our tab was double that - we were charged for 2 shots of aperol for $14 each. First of all, we got maybe one shot between us. Second of all, the prices aren’t listed anywhere, so I think the bartender has a certain responsibility to mention the price to the customer - especially when it’s as egregious at that. But the last straw was upon our surprise the bartender was totally indignant- like, “haha I got your money!”. Left with a sour taste in my mouth, won’t be returning. Also the music playing sucked, way too quiet for a place called “psycho Mike’s”

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

As I’ve been to Hoboken many times, drove by this gem of a joint called Psycho Mikes, felt it was important that I try it since I’m Psycho Steve, so the food & the service was good. Definitely will be going back

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Very good atmosphere and staff!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

I rarely leave bad reviews, but this place absolutely earned it. The bar was filthy — sticky floors, grimy tables, and a stench that hit me as soon as I walked in. Honestly, it smelled like a dumpster out back had exploded inside. The service? Nonexistent. The staff seemed annoyed to even be there, let alone help anyone. We waited forever for drinks, and when the food finally arrived, I wish it hadn’t. Greasy, overcooked, and borderline inedible. There are dive bars with charm — this isn’t one of them. Save yourself the disappointment and go literally anywhere else. if you like being harassed and yelled at by a 73 year old bouncer who thinks he’s tough because he has a neck tattoo, this is the place for you

Besides the great service. I got the quesadilla. Good crisp, quality cheese and chicken was cooked perfectly.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Cheese Quesadilla

Awesome Bar , Love it , Great Staff, Great Food , Definitely be there every weekend , Thank You Morgan , I recommend this place to everyone,

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Friendly staff and great service.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 5

Would have had better drinks drinking for the sewage itself.

drinks tasted like toilet water

They have popcorn and nice people and drinks.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Tater Tots Nachos, Firecracker Shrimp, Nachos

When you hear announcements for $5 shots - what they don’t tell you is that you have 10 minutes to buy them before they’ll charge you $10 per shot. Take some accountability to be clear and do better.

Service: 1

Best pizza in Hoboken. Crispy, cheesy, delicious. If you are wondering where to get pizza from, get it from here.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Didn’t wind up going in because they tried to charge us $55 on NYE. We got scammed into a bar crawl that didn’t happen (see my review on the Shannon for that story) and they told us to go here. Bouncer told us they didn’t participate with a bar crawl and then told us we could get in for $20. Nice of them try to lower the price, but also suspicious bc they had the highest cover of any bar we went to and then lowered it to the price everyone else was charging very quickly after we told them about the bar crawl situation. Could have just been them being nice, but something feels off about it.