Tony Boloney's Hoboken
263 1st St, Hoboken
(201) 222-8669
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Taco Taco Taco Pizza Slice
Taco Taco Taco- Slice
Philly Cheese Steak
Cheezy Garlic Bread
Chopped Patty Sub
Lobster Roll Pie
O G Vegan Pizza
Mozz Sticks Tray
Slice of Pizza
Chicken Wings
Featured items
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey🏆 Featured on Bitchin' Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
Ducktown Melt
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Shoobie
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
LPP
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
🏆 Bubbe's Bad Leroy®
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Shitfaced 3000®
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
Cacio Pepe Mac Balls (3)
black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls
Stoner Mac Balls (3)
Dilalini, buffalo sauce, smoked bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust
Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
Slices.
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Tikka- Slice
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
Vegan Pinky - Slice
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
I Will Fuckin' Smash You-Slice
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
Shogun Shadowboxer
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Supreme Tang
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
Jewish Cowboy-Slice
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Fuckin' Gindolune- Slice
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
Ay Dios Mio- Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
Burrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
Moonshiner - Slice
OG Vegan- Slice
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
Swine Fighter-Slice
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
Pancho Franco- Slice
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
12" Pies
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
I WILL FUCKIN' SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
Jewish Cowboy 12"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
Lobsta Roll 12"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
Fuckin' Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
OG Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
Vegan Pinky 12"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
Half & Half 12"
18" Pies
Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
I WILL FUCKIN' SMASH YOU 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
Jewish Cowboy 18"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basilchoose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
Tikka 18"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
Swine Fighter 18"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
Lobsta Roll 18"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
Pancho Franco 18"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
Fuckin' Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
OG Vegan 18"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
Vegan Pinky 18"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
Half & Half 18"
Subs - Hot
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey🏆 Featured on Bitchin' Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
LPP
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
The Snuggla®
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
🏆 Bubbe's Bad Leroy®
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
Lobsta Trap
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80's style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
Punjabo
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
Shitfaced 3000®
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
Shoobie
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
Ducktown Melt
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
Vegan Ole
house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese
Boloney Rex®
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
Crabby Killer
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
DA Ruler
burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
Boken-Boy®
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
Flying Guillotine 武堂
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
Brotherly Love
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
Build Your Own Sub
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
Mozzarella Sticks
Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
Flamin' Hot Mozzarella Stiicks
spicy mozzarella & flamin' hot cheeto crust
Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks
cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust
Smoked Mozzarella Sticks
hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust
Truffle Mozzarella Sticks
black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust
Pesto Mozzarella Sticks
sage & basil pesto mozzarella, pine nut pecorino breadcrumb crust
Mozzarella Stick Sampler
one of each, 6 sticks total
Satan's Hell Stick Challenge
Tony Boloney's Satan Hell Stick Challenge: To participate, you must be over 18 & not under the influence of any substance. You must film yourself eating all 5 mozzarella sticks & w/o drinking anything for 5 minutes. Leaving your camera, including using the bathroom, will result in disqualification. The challenge must be posted to social media and tag @tonyboloneys.Before you sign up, make sure you've read below:By clicking the ordering button you are signing the Accident Waiver & Release of Liability & you acknowledge that you understand the risks associated with this challenge. The mozzarella sticks & ranch dressing have varying degrees on the Scoville Level up to 11 Million, containing extreme levels of heat from hot peppers & extracts. You recognize that there is a risk of personal injury, illness, and even loss of life. You also acknowledge that you will not hold Tony Boloney's responsible if things go south.
Mac Balls
Cacio Pepe Mac Balls (3)
black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls
Stoner Mac Balls (3)
Dilalini, buffalo sauce, smoked bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust
Good-Ol' Balls (3)
Macaroni, creamy cheddar cheese, pretzel crust
Wings
Winger - House Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
DIRTY SOUTH - LEMON PEPPER
lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley
STINGERZ - HOT HONEY
habanero hot honey
Ole
chipotle sauce, cilantro
Shaolin Assasin
shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
Bayou
bayou butter, parsley
Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
Siam Satay
pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro
Plain
Fry
Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
Crustacean Fries
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
Apps & Dessert
Vampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
Salad
Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
Tuk-Tuk
romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, coolest ranch dressing
Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
Subs - Cold
The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
Fresh Mozzarella
Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
Truffle Mozzarella -16 oz
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
Burrata - Original 16 oz
Stuffed Mozzarella
3X Cream - Mozzarella
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
Pasta
Crabby Parm Pasta
Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley
Thundercat Parm Pasta
creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
Buff-O-Parm Pasta
Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
Millie Parm Pasta
House parm pasta. salted ricotta, basil, shaved pecorino
Ole Parm Pasta
Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
OG Vegan Parm Pasta
sage pesto, vegan eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, basil
Catering
Sub Box-1/2 Box-Choose any 4 subs
Sub Box-Full Box-Choose any 8 subs
Choose 8 Subs
Salad Box-1/2 Tray
Tender & Fries Box-1/2 Tray
25 Tenders & fries w/ choice dipping sauces
Tenders & Fries-Full Tray
Mozz Stick Box (25)
Mozz Stick Box-(50)
Mac Ball Box-1/2 Tray
Mac Ball Box-Full Tray
Pasta Box
Salad Box-Full Tray
Merch '23
TB Trashy
FRONT: LogoBACK: Lets Get Trashy!
TB Black T-shirt
Drinks
Boylans
Joe Tea
Water
Recent Reviews
Ordered 3 slices, the spicy mozzarella sticks, Cobb salad, boneless wings, and buffalo cheese fries. It was good but not as amazing as I had hoped. I'll go back if I'm in the area but not for another road trip.
April 2025
Tried this pizza place upon a friend’s suggestion. Ordered couple slices of Tikka & Moonshiner pizza. The tikka pizza was absolutely delicious! The crust was perfectly baked—crispy on the outside yet soft inside—providing a great base for the rich, flavorful tikka sauce. The toppings were well-balanced, with just the right amount of spice, and the cheese melted beautifully, bringing everything together. However the moonshiner pizza on the other hand was okay, not a fan...
March 2025
This is a tough one.
The Jamaican beef patty cheesesteak was fantastic, much better than I had expected going into it (I was unsure how the flavors would work)
Their plain cheese pizza was great, and the half with pepperoni was solid as well. The Swine Fighter was ok. We got it round which was probably a mistake but pulling a slice, all the pepperoni just slid off. The taste was there though but even I thought there was a bit too much pepperoni....
The Jamaican beef patty cheesesteak was fantastic, much better than I had expected going into it (I was unsure how the flavors would work)
Their plain cheese pizza was great, and the half with pepperoni was solid as well. The Swine Fighter was ok. We got it round which was probably a mistake but pulling a slice, all the pepperoni just slid off. The taste was there though but even I thought there was a bit too much pepperoni....
March 2025
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