Clowndog Hot Dog Parlor

this place is wild, check out their menu

Great Dogs! Excellent service!! Loved it! Definitely will eat there again when I'm back in town.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Custom Made Hot Dog, French Fries, Chicago Dog

It was good food at a good price. Many options for custom hot dog combos and toppings. Chile dogs, Chili dogs, or whatever you'd like. Both vegetarian and vegan options as well as filling sides, appetizers, salads, and large plates. Owner actively involved working the floor, bussing, cooking not just "supervising". Hidden local gem.

Kid-friendliness: Kid options. They can make simple hot dogs and get simple sides.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chili, Bratwurst, Chopped Green Chile

Best hotdog I’ve ever had. Manageable prices and a tasteful… clowny… ambience :) that might be clown-traversal to say!

The service was great. 5/5!!

Dietary restrictions: Veggie dog is A-1. gluten Free is offered

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Custom Made Hot Dog, Vegan

Delicious beef hotdogs and bratwursts!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Custom Made Hot Dog, Bratwurst

Gluten free corndogs?! Get in my belly! I was so stoked! Delicious. I love all the topping options! I have a corn dog with chipotle maple sauce and stone ground mustard and an order of the fried cheese. I was so stoked I almost forgot to take a photo. The only food suggestion i have is a sharper cheese in the fried cheese - the cheese was so mild it was overpowered by the corn dog batter. That being said I'd still order it again as it. So so yummy. Can't wait to go again and I have my GF friends in Colorado pumped about making a trip to ABQ for this gluten free treat!
Now for the critisism: the atmosphere is kinda weird or at least it was the day I went. Decorated circus style, but feels like a sports bar with football on TV and overall low energy vibe in the place.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Good hot dog at a fair price with beers on tap!

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chicago Dog

Very gluten free friendly. There were a lot of options and the staff was friendly and knowledgeable.

Dietary restrictions: Lots of options and a knowledgeable staff for gluten free.

Kid-friendliness: Kid friendly but there is a bar inside if you're concerned about that.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Frito Dog, Onion Rings

Stay away if your afraid of clowns but, definitely stop here if you want a good hotdog. There was a lot of great options and a couple of weird ones bt the food was delicious. They also have fantastic gluten free choices too like onion rings and fried cheese. I was pleasently surprised.

Dietary restrictions: Great Gluten-free options

Kid-friendliness: Staff was kid friendly and the options for definitely something that would be fun for children

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Chili, Frito Dog, Bratwurst, Chicago Dog, Onion Rings, Frito Pie Dog

Great place to eat hot dogs and watch sports

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Nice quiet patio, tasty all beef hot dogs. 😋

Vegetarian options: Veggie dogs available

Dietary restrictions: Gluten free buns available

Parking: Plenty of parking alongside the restaurant.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Mac and Cheese

Super friendly, attentive service coupled with a fun and unique atmosphere and niche food offerings you'll find nowhere else. Loved it!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

This was the first stop on our NM honeymoon and it was such a great experience. Would recommend for a great casual meal. I only wish they also had a location in PA.

Dietary restrictions: Great gluten free options

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: French Fries, Chicago Dog

Best Chicago Dog in the city. Overall, 100,000 times better and more consistent than Urban. The staff is more attentive and friendlier. Great beers too. 11/10, highly recommend.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Chicago Dog

By @iwanttobewhatieat Look, if you’re going to go to @clowndogabq, you’re just going to have to send it. You’re going to have to lose all sense of self and order half the menu because you can’t decide if Froot Loops or popcorn is the better choice on top of bacon or peanut butter. In your life full of bad decisions, I can assure you this whole thing is a good idea. Lean all the way into it and do it all. Then get the loaded tater tots, just in case there’s a slight bit of sanity left. No point in pointing things out—it was all EPIC. My lifelong question of whether Froot Loops would be good on peanut butter and sauerkraut has finally been answered, and the answer is: it sure Pho King is.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 3