Two Fools Tavern

3211 Central Ave NE, Albuquerque
(505) 265-7447

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Barbara Padilla

I have some pretty severe gut issues and eating can be terrifying these days BUT the fish and chips draw my hubby to you anytime we are in the area! Your chicken sandwich was the Most Delicious anything I’ve had in a very long time!
We are looking forward to dining with some friends there this evening and I can’t wait to eat something delicious that won’t hurt me!
This food! The service! All of it is well worth the trip!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Robert Quintano

Used to be my favorite restaurant. No more. Today I ordered my fave: fish and chips. Fish used to be a thick fluffy amazing treat, today the fish was thin to non-existent with overcooked and too much batter. Dry and tasteless. My wife’s pastrami had about 1/2 the meat it used to have. Lower portions, lower quality, higher prices-fool me once, you won’t do it again.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 4

Carl Gervais

Best fish and chips in Albuquerque. Guinness on tap as a bonus.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

guess who

The Craic is definitely mighty here. I always have a great time and everything I have tried from the menu is delicious. Brenden makes the best drinks, although you can’t go wrong ordering from other bartenders due to the amount of training they all go through. Food and drinks have been consistently amazing over the past eight years I have been a patron. The price may be high but you definitely get your money’s worth. The fish and chips are made with haddock which is twice as expensive as cod but has a much better taste and texture. The huge selection of whisky makes it easy to try something new every visit.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Carlos Rogers

Distinctly Irish pub in Nob Hill and near the university.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Stephanie Joines

We went here because the name sounded like the perfect fit for us — and it totally was! 😂 The food was fantastic. I tried the Scotch eggs, which were excellent and paired perfectly with the tangy ground mustard. The small order of fish and chips was spot on — crispy on the outside, tender and moist inside.

Our server was friendly, attentive, and made the whole experience even better. Great food, great vibe, and a fun atmosphere. Highly recommend!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Kathy Conway

My nieces took me there for my birthday on 9.24.2025…first time and everything was outstanding! Had the best Rueben EVER! Then the best server ever brought out the Guinness chocolate cake/ice cream/whipped cream with 3 spoons to celebrate more! Love it!!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Benzo-C137

Food is always amazing. Our go to is the fish and chips and the jester pot pie. Service is always pleasant and the atmosphere is the perfect pub setting.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

James Newberry

Real pub atmosphere, great food. Great selection of alcohol.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Mahailey Oliver

As a whiskey lover, I found the house whiskey to be waaay too sour for my preference. However, the Stone IPA was well balanced and set a good base for the bangers & mash and scotch eggs. Servers were delightful and the atmosphere was snug but comfortable.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Bangers \u0026 Mash

Sarah F

This is my favorite bar/restaurant in Albuquerque! Best fish and chips around, and seasonal old fashioneds are always good. It can be noisy, so bring earplugs if you need them, and have a little patience because they're ALWAYS busy (but for a good reason!)

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Lisa Laurence

Great atmosphere!

Joe Grimando (Photographer)

Great place to unwind and enjoy a cocktail.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Stephanie Daniels

Fun! fun! Fun
The food was really good
The ambience was fun
The service was excellent

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Josh Thompson

Awesome food, great atmosphere. I gonevery chance I get.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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