Two Fools Tavern
3211 Central Ave NE, Albuquerque
(505) 265-7447
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Recent Reviews
The Craic is definitely mighty here. I always have a great time and everything I have tried from the menu is delicious. Brenden makes the best drinks, although you can’t go wrong ordering from other bartenders due to the amount of training they all go through. Food and drinks have been consistently amazing over the past eight years I have been a patron. The price may be high but you definitely get your money’s worth. The fish and chips are made with haddock which is twice...
We went here because the name sounded like the perfect fit for us — and it totally was! 😂 The food was fantastic. I tried the Scotch eggs, which were excellent and paired perfectly with the tangy ground mustard. The small order of fish and chips was spot on — crispy on the outside, tender and moist inside.
Our server was friendly, attentive, and made the whole experience even better. Great food, great vibe, and a fun atmosphere. Highly recommend!
Our server was friendly, attentive, and made the whole experience even better. Great food, great vibe, and a fun atmosphere. Highly recommend!
We are looking forward to dining with some friends there this evening and I can’t wait to eat something delicious that won’t hurt me!
This food! The service! All of it is well worth the trip!