Simon and Joe's

Every time I go to Vegas I find myself at this eatery and every time I find myself underwhelmed by all aspects of it. The food is meh, as is the service and the availability of options.If there were other kosher options I don't think this venue would stay open.

The tuna melt is pretty disgusting. The pizza and salad are good enough.

Hole in the wall. Amazing food! Everything was delicious!

The place is depressing do not eat inside. It looks disgusting take it to go the Pizza is eh pretty depressing pizza Also they don’t really put work in the service is really bad.

I am not generally a picky person when it comes to food or restaurants, but I will not be returning to this one or giving them my business on the future. First of all the inside of the restaurant is dark, quiet, worn down and embarrassing!!! I am horrified that people could think this is what a kosher restaurant looks like. Have some pride in your place! Secondly I ordered the burrito, and actually went there just to get it. I was told it would take 25 minutes to make it, but decided to wait. The burrito was $18!!! And is described as…”Flour tortilla stuffed with Cheddar cheese, retried beans, onions, fresh lettuce, tomatoes and avocado, served with pico de gallo on the side.”Ok guys…. For $18 you expect a giant burrito the kind that you take half home, right? This thing was tiny, wimpy had tons of (mozzarella) cheese, a few black beans, diced tomatoes and LETTUCE COOKED IN THE OVEN. It was wilted and disgusting. And it was served with jarred salsa on the side and a guacamole cup (not even taken out of the cup)I encourage the owner to read all of these negative reviews and take them seriously to make some changes or I suspect your restaurant won’t be open much longer. I will caution anyone I know visiting vegas to avoid this place altogether.

Shitiest place on earth and takes one hour to order and they have nothing that’s in the menu.Whatever you ask for they don’t haveThis is literally the worst place I’ve been in my life it’s not a restorative is a place with one fat dude that dose nothing.

So so so yummy!All the food was super fresh. We ate out a lot, no one beats this place

Way too quiet and depressing.Eggs were very bland.The omelet was delicious, the only good thing about it all.

We purchased a pizza(paid through the app they have on the website) and got to the restaurant 30 min prior to their closing time and they were closed. What a terrible way to do business.

The service was poor. The place was clean. We came twice the same day, to be told that the cook wasn't there so we couldn't be served. We waited, the food was very basic and overpriced

You really need to look over your menu and correct the embarrassing spelling errors. In addition..if you know you don't have certain things on the menu.. take them off! I had to go through 4 things being told every time "we don't have that". I then went to just order a salad...but no Italian dressing. Am I the only one that likes Italian dressing on salad? No garlic powder on table..at a pizza place? You have red pepper etc. Had to wait 5 minutes for the guy to look in the back only to come out with a cup of garlic that I had to spoon out carefully over my pizza. I know you primarily cater to out of towners who are probably just desperate for Kosher food and don't care but come on have some pride in your business. Just to let you know that other people walked out too when they were told you didn't have something that was advertised.

The most magnificent traditional middle eastern food, fresh made from scratch. Best kosher food ever. I love this place so much.Also last time when I was there they have a wonderful clock collection on their wall that they were amazing and some they were for sale too.

This place needs a MAJOR makeover both for ambiance and food.Firstly, it’s sooo quite- needs some background music or something- it was like eating awkwardly with strangers in a library.Food- 3/10 overall. Pizza sauce is bland needs more flavor; nachos were literally some chips and overcooked mozzarella- worth about $3 not $14. Salad was decent, no room for error I guess. Kapachuri- was flavorless as well.This restaurant should do better for the prices, even considering that it is kosher and that tends to always be up priced. Felt like I gave a donation/ highway robbery honestly. I hope they do better. Has potential, needs more thought and care for the place and food.I hope this review helps this restaurant do better and change.

Atmosphere inside isn't much to write home about, but the server was really nice and the kosher pizza was really good.

Was dead quiet when we were there mid afternoon, atmosphere was weird, but...food was pretty good :)