Twins Eating House

A few reasons why we won’t be back. Upon being seated, our party of 4 ordered 2 iced teas and a coffee, and asked for water for all 4 of us. Pretty standard. The waitress proceeds to tell us they “don’t have tap water” (what??) and our only option is $3 bottled water. Double what I just paid in Times Square the day before. Patently ridiculous and she looked embarrassed saying it, and I don’t blame her. The food here is not inexpensive. Don’t begrudge your paying customers...read full review

Thirsty for a Better Experience

Came in for lunch, left parched. Apparently, water is more elusive here than a reservation at Per Se. I’d tell you the food was good, but I can’t remember — I was too busy negotiating for a glass of tap water like I was haggling for the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

If you’re the kind of person who prefers your burger with a side of dehydration, this is the spot for you. For the rest of us, I’d suggest packing a canteen and...read full review

Don’t come here if you have a toddler that tests you or throws tantrums. The owner lacks empathy and will snidely point out in passing that your toddler shouldn’t throw a tantrum(ex. Throwing themselves on the floor) because they’re busy, even though you’ve been trying to wrangle them in the whole time being there. I don’t think Frank knows that tantrums don’t stop at 2 years old, terrible 3s are a thing. Our food also took a very long time to come out, which I understand...read full review