Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC

8891 N US Hwy 259, Hochatown
(580) 494-3150

Recent Reviews

John Shelburne

Really cool place! A few gifts and souvenirs for sale. They also have food, coffee, Boba/bubble tea, and ice cream! We did not get food on our stop but the coffee and ice cream were good! The staff was friendly and very helpful!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Ambrosia Hudson

Do NOT GET COFFEE here! Paid $17 for 2 iced lattes. I explicitly asked if they were made with espresso and told yes. I then watched her pour coffee from a pitcher over ice. When I questioned it, she said it is espresso, each cup has two shots. I said you don’t make espresso in a pitcher, she argued that she had a machine in the back and makes a bunch at once. It was just old leftover burnt coffee, so the drink was awful. The milk-coffee ratio was so bad because it was not made with espresso. I got my money back. Also charged $1 extra each for oatmilk and half and half, but it was a big great value brand carton of oatmilk not the barista style. The same size drink at Starbucks would have 4 shots of espresso, so obviously they just don’t know what they’re doing. Do not misrepresent and lie to customers, especially with caffeine drinks. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen for misrepresentation of caffeine content and ingredients. Also got a fudge to try, but it was old and cracked when I bit into it. Immediately threw away, which I found odd they were selling old fudge on the solar eclipse day when it was so busy and would be good business. Really didn’t appreciate the lady gaslighting me into thinking I don’t know how to make a latte and lying.

Justin Sowder

Friendly folks. Strong coffee!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Meg Meek

The ladies were so sweet and friendly!! My husband had a shaved ice and said it was the best one he's ever had!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Jaclyn Kuepper

Absolutely recommend! This was a wonderful experience! We wondered in looking for an early morning pick-me-up and we're not disappointed! The lovely lady behind the counter (who I can only assume was the owner) had individualized drink recommendations for each of us based on our tastes. She had suggestions ranging from caffeine overload (basically jet fuel) for traveling companions to passion fruit infused green tea with Boba for me. She was also willing to answer lots of questions and more than informative with all of the fascinating processes she has, for example, making espresso in larger batches each day to not melt the ice in iced coffees. The coffee and tea were delicious and we loved this cute little store!

Stephanie Ramsey Livesay

Stephanie is so nice and takes care of her customers. The burgers were awesome. I had the Old Hairy. Definitely worth the wait. Even the cupcakes were excellent. The lemon lavender hit the spot.

Luke Marchant

Great stop. Ice cream, fudge, and drinks.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 3

Abby Desselle

The coffee was good the first time we got it. Came back the second day and our coffee tasted burnt with no caramel flavor to it. The lady handing out the drinks seemed confused when handing out coffees to the customers too.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

Jazmin Gomez

The atmosphere is amazing, the lady that attended us was very friendly and attentive. Serving FRESH burgers (it takes about 20-30 but if you want a great fresh juicy burger it is definitely worth the wait.) My husband and I explored the little shopping strip while we waited and took pictures with the squatch at the front. 10/10

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Tater Tots, Fries, Burger

Logan Rodiguez

Been to Hochatown twice and this place is a must when looking for a bite to eat. The burgers never disappoint and are always fresh.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Tater Tots, Fries, Burger

Dustin Thompson

Stephanie was awesome! Great customer service. She gave us awesome hiking trail advice and we had great conversation. The first time we came in my wife and I got matcha green tea milk tea with boba, it was great. Second round we got burger baskets with spicy fries. FANTASTIC! We also ordered two flavored coffees which came out great and to finish it off got two GIANT cupcakes which did not disappoint. Would absolutely recommend this spot for anyone looking for a good burger, coffee and/or sweets!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Tapioca, Fries, Burger

Parker Garrett

If coffee is what you are searching for, look elsewhere. I didn't have anything else, but both my wife and I had horrible drinks.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Patrick Jeong

Coffee is too expensive, and they even don't use espresso when i ordered americano. They used old brewed coffee taste like real bad... *****NEVER ORDWR COFFEE HERE******

Kyle

Went there for the boba and spent $20 on only two drinks, which ended up being the worst bubble tea drinks that I’ve had. Definitely do not recommend for boba, but the other options might be okay.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 1

Service: 4

Kaylea Ray

I asked for an item they no longer had they got irritated and Hung up in my

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

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Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC

8891 N US Hwy 259, Hochatown, OK 74728
(580) 494-3150