Balm Beach Bar & Smokehouse

1 Tiny Beaches Rd N, Tiny
(705) 518-0274

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Linda Ottenbrite

Had the chicken tacos, absolutely awful. Friend had the poutine and brisket, frozen fries, terrible cheese, do not eat here it is a waste of money. The music is way too loud and the decor needs a major update. Save your money and go somewhere that cares about quality of food and their customers.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 5

B B

The view is nice but I'd just grab a drink and eat elsewhere. The waitresses were very pleasant and attentive she checked in on us often. The bar is very dirty and this is not a smoke house whatsoever. Steak sandwich was a couple of thin slices of deli roast beef soaked in a wisky BBQ sauce absolutely horrible. Left my steak sandwich covered on the plate with a napkin over it. Jerk chicken sandwich was tasteless with 2 very thin slices of dried chicken. One of the worst meals I've ever had. 2 sandwiches and a coke $68.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 5

Michael McCarthy

The cheesecake sandwich was the best i have ever had. Highly recommended

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

randy alderson

Nice place to stop for a bite to eat

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Island Burger, Poutine, Chicken Fingers

Sharon Barnett

Love the fish and chips

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Matthew Metzler

Great atmosphere 👌

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

R D

Potential to wait for a table here. Great atmosphere and food was worth waiting for also. Sunset is not quite viewable from the patio but faces the waterfront of Balm Beach.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 4

Barb Dwyer

Presentation could’ve been better
Tiny sandwich to huge salad. Didn’t taste the jerk at all
Tacos were good
Server was fast and attentive
Looks like a dive bar an update wouldn’t hurt
Kitchen music and workers need to turn the volume down lol

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 5

Scott Parish

A couple of afternoon beers looking out on Balm Beach.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Lynn Wood

Sadly very disappointing. On the positive the 2 hostesses/servers were welcoming and attentive. The staff tips will be lessened by the management's lack of attention or care to raise the levels of care to customer service, of food quality and overall cleanliness from the shabby impression from exterior entry to the full interior, exterior dining spaces.
Compare this level to the quality to attention at The Boathouse in Midland, and there is no comparable quality level. What a shame for a great beach small business with a view opportunity. To be a local destination spot worth referring.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 4

Jordan Young

We were served warm beer and subpar food. Servers were lovely, not their fault.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 2

Val Kulkov

On a hot summer day on the patio, this place is the Caribbean.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Dave Bremner

Too busy to attempt on a summer weekend.

Shazad H

Sorry but I didn't visit this restaurant or any in the area for that matter, I am sure the food and service is great. We have tried for several years to go dinning and drinks but couldn't. Today it was just for icecream.
Business should push their city mayor and council members to improve this area. Build more parking.
I feel sorry for these restaurants in the area and hope they are doing well. Parking is a disaster and you have 5 or 6 parking traffic ticket officers walking around giving tickes. It's totally nuts that people can't enjoy the beach and restaurants without being hassle by these folks. Don't get me wrong, respect the law and rules but this is over the top.
Since the pandemic, this city changed the rules and restricted many ares for parking, TOTAL CASH GRAB and unnecessary. We have enough issues with the USA and folks just want to enjoy our beaches and restaurants should be allowed with zero restrictions.
The city needs to add parking lots and remove all these no-park zone. It doesn't interfere with traffic. It's a major cash grab, $90 ticket within 3-hours and nowhere to buy tickets on some roads yet it's restricted to park and only permits allowed which tourists and other Canadians beach goers can't apply for or get...
Cash grab...

suzanne and Sofia

This place is ok for a drink and a view. The food is poor and they try to be different but food is horrible. STOP trying to be different
Stop serving frozen shoe string French fries
Kale for Ceasars salad ..that's just nasty
Over priced food
Place could be better if they improve food

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