Cranky Burger
6082 Tecumseh Rd E, Windsor
(519) 567-3079
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LIMITED TIME OFFERS
Cranky Hamburger Value Combo
A quarter pound Cranky Hamburger topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle and our house Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
FEATURES
Cranky Cheeseburger Combo
Fresh ground beef topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, American cheese and our house Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Cranky Chicken Tenders (5)
Five hand breaded fried chicken tenders served with a piece of Texas toast, French fries and a side of Cranky sauce.
Cranky Burger Bowl
Our Cranky Burger in a bowl! Fresh iceberg lettuce surrounded by a 1/4lb of cheesy chopped beef, sautéed onion, diced tomato, zesty dill pickle, crispy French fries and topped off with shredded cheese and Cranky sauce. A delicious gluten friendly alternative.
APPETIZERS
BBQ Chicken Egg Rolls
Three crispy egg rolls handmade with BBQ chicken, onion, garlic, bell pepper and shredded cheese. Served with BBQ Ranch for dipping. Please note that egg rolls are prepared daily and ingredients cannot be modified.
Cheeseburger Egg Rolls
Three crispy egg rolls handmade with ground beef, onion and cheese. Served with a side of Cranky sauce. Please note that egg rolls are prepared daily and ingredients cannot be modified.
Toasted Ravioli
Breaded ravioli stuffed with mozzarella, ricotta and parmesan cheese. Served with your choice of marinara sauce or house made Ranch dressing.
Bite-Sized Buffalo Pierogi
Bite-sized potato and cheddar pierogi sautéed in Buffalo sauce and served with your choice of house made Ranch or blue cheese dip.
Cranky Traditional Wings
One pound of traditional wings lightly dusted with our signature breading and tossed in your favorite sauce.
Hand Cut Chicken Nuggets
Hand cut marinated chicken breast nuggets dipped in a crispy batter and fried golden brown. Served with your choice of dipping sauce.
Mac & Cheese Bites
Battered mac & cheese bites fried to a crispy golden brown with a side of house made Ranch.
Dill Pickle Spears
Breaded and fried crunchy dill pickle spears. Served with a side of creamy dill sauce.
Mozzarella Sticks
Battered and fried mozzarella served with either southern style Ranch or marinara sauce.
HANDCRAFTED BURGERS
Cranky Cheeseburger
Fresh ground beef topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, American cheese and our house Cranky sauce.
Double Trouble
Double beef patty. Double American Cheese. Stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and Cranky sauce.
Crankonator
Double beef patty. Double chopped bacon. Double American cheese. Topped with Cranky sauce and ketchup.
Mushroom & Mozza Burger
Fresh ground beef topped with sautéed mushroom and onion, mozzarella cheese and Cranky sauce.
Texan BBQ Burger
Fresh ground beef piled high with crispy onion rings, sautéed onion, pickled jalapeño, American cheese and River City Original BBQ sauce.
Fried Mac & Cheese Burger
Fresh ground beef layered with fried mac & cheese, American cheese and creamy cheese sauce.
Crispy Pickle Burger
Fresh ground beef stacked with crispy fried pickles, zesty dill pickle slices, shredded lettuce, mozzarella cheese and creamy dill burger sauce.
Butter Burger
Fresh ground beef seared in butter and topped with grilled cheese curds, tater tots, pickles, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce.
Cheesy Italian Burger
Fresh ground beef loaded with fried mozzarella sticks, sautéed mushroom, mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce.
SANDWICHES
Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwich
Hand breaded Nashville hot fried chicken breast on a toasted buttered bun topped with crisp dill pickles and house made Ranch dressing.
Cranky Chicken Sandwich
Hand breaded fried chicken breast on a toasted bun with pickles and our signature Cranky sauce.
Chopped Cheese
The legendary NYC sandwich has finally arrived in Windsor! Chopped beef mixed with sautéed onion and plenty of melted American cheese on a toasted hoagie with shredded lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mayo.
Philly Cheesesteak
A half pound of thinly sliced beef grilled with bell pepper and onion then stuffed into a baguette with mayo and plenty of melted cheese.
Nathan's Famous Hot Dog
Nathan's Famous 100% beef 1/4lb hot dog on a toasted bun with your choice of condiments.
Fatty Patty Melt
Buttered and grilled inside-out bun stacked with two fresh 1/4lb ground beef patties, double melted American cheese, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce.
Patty Melt
Buttered and grilled inside-out bun stacked with 1/4lb fresh ground beef, melted American cheese, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce.
LOADED FRIES AND POUTINE
Classic Poutine
Seasoned fresh cut French fries smothered in Quebec cheese curds and savory brown gravy.
Garlic Parmesan Fries
Fresh cut fries tossed with garlic butter, parmesan cheese and drizzled with our signature Cranky sauce.
Bacon and Cheese Fries
Crispy fresh cut fries loaded with shredded cheese, crispy bacon and creamy cheese sauce.
Cheeseburger Fries
Seasoned fresh cut fries layered with cheese sauce, chopped beef, diced tomato and Cranky sauce.
Buffalo Chicken Poutine
Fresh cut fries loaded with cheese curds, gravy and topped off with fried Buffalo chicken and house buttermilk Ranch dressing.
Nashville Hot Fries
French fries tossed in our Nashville hot seasoning and drizzled with house made Ranch. Served with a side of dill pickles to cool things off.
Cheese Fries
Crispy fresh cut fries loaded with shredded cheddar and jack cheese then topped with creamy cheese sauce.
Cranky Poutine
A classic poutine topped with our signature creamy pepper Cranky sauce.
Tater Tot Poutine
Fried tater tots loaded with Quebec cheese curds and savory brown gravy.
COMBO MEALS
Cranky Cheeseburger Combo
Fresh ground beef topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, American cheese and our house Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Double Trouble Combo
Double beef patty. Double American Cheese. Stacked with lettuce, tomato, pickle and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Crankonator Combo
Double beef patty. Double chopped bacon. Double American cheese. Topped with Cranky sauce and ketchup. Served with French fries and a drink.
Mushroom & Mozza Burger Combo
Fresh ground beef topped with sautéed mushroom and onion, mozzarella cheese and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Texan BBQ Burger Combo
Fresh ground beef piled high with crispy onion rings, sautéed onion, pickled jalapeño, American cheese and River City Original BBQ sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Cranky Chicken Sandwich Combo
Hand breaded fried chicken breast on a toasted bun with pickles and our signature Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Chopped Cheese Combo
The legendary NYC sandwich has finally arrived in Windsor! Chopped beef mixed with sautéed onion and plenty of melted American cheese on a toasted hoagie with shredded lettuce, tomato, ketchup and mayo. Served with French fries and a drink.
Fatty Patty Melt Combo
Buttered and grilled inside-out bun stacked with two fresh 1/4lb ground beef patties, double melted American cheese, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwich Combo
Hand breaded Nashville hot fried chicken breast on a toasted buttered bun topped with crisp dill pickles and house made Ranch dressing. Served with French fries and a drink.
Fried Mac & Cheese Burger Combo
Fresh ground beef layered with fried mac & cheese, American cheese and creamy cheese sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Crispy Pickle Burger Combo
Fresh ground beef stacked with crispy fried pickles, zesty dill pickle slices, shredded lettuce, mozzarella cheese and creamy dill burger sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Butter Burger Combo
Fresh ground beef seared in butter and topped with grilled cheese curds, tater tots, pickles, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Cheesy Italian Burger Combo
Fresh ground beef loaded with fried mozzarella sticks, sautéed mushroom, mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
Patty Melt Combo
Buttered and grilled inside-out bun stacked with 1/4lb fresh ground beef, melted American cheese, sautéed onion and Cranky sauce. Served with French fries and a drink.
SIDES
Fresh Cut Fries
Fresh cut French fries with the skin left on.
Macaroni Salad
Elbow macaroni with sweet pickle, celery, onion and red bell pepper in a tangy creamy dressing.
Potato Salad
Red skin potatoes mixed with celery, sweet pickle, onion and red bell pepper in a creamy mustard dill dressing.
Coleslaw
Shredded cabbage, carrots, onions, fresh herbs and spices in a homemade vinaigrette.
Jumbo Crinkle Cut Fries
Jumbo crinkle cut fries with a savory seasoning. Great for dipping!
Steak Cut Fries
Deep fried thick cut potatoes.
Tater Tots
Onion Rings
Breaded thick cut onion rings served with BBQ ranch.
DESSERT
Peanut Butter Fudge Brownie Cheesecake
Brownie base loaded with blended chocolate and peanut butter cheesecake and topped with roasted almonds, chunks of brownie bites and a drizzle of pure dark chocolate.
Churros
Deep fried churros rolled in cinnamon sugar and served with Nutella for dipping.
RETAIL
Cranky Sauce - 12oz Bottle
Our house creamy pepper burger sauce combines a natural smoky flavor with fresh herbs and spices.
Apple Butter BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle
Our Original River City BBQ sauce blended with simmered apples, cinnamon and brown sugar.
Original BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle
A classic bold Texas style BBQ sauce that combines tomato, onion, garlic and cracked black pepper.
Windsor Whisky BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle
A Carolina and Kentucky fusion sauce simmered down with Windsor's own J.P Wiser's Whisky.
Texas Heat BBQ Sauce - 12oz Bottle
Our Original BBQ sauce slowly simmered with fermented cayenne pepper.
Buttermilk Ranch - 12oz Bottle
Creamy southern buttermilk dressing made from a savory house blend of nine herbs and spices. The best Ranch dressing around!
BBQ Ranch - 12oz Bottle
Our Original BBQ sauce mixed with Ranch dressing. The best of both worlds combine to create the ultimate dipping sauce.
DRINKS
Nestle Water
500ml Bottle
Coca-Cola
355ml Can
Coke Zero
355ml Can
Sprite
355ml Can
Brisk Iced Tea
355ml Can
Apple Juice
300ml Bottle
Arizona Raspberry Iced Tea
680ml Can
Nesquik Chocolate Milk
473ml Bottle
EXTRAS
Brown Gravy
Cheese Sauce (4oz)
Cranky Sauce (2oz)
Our house creamy pepper burger sauce combines a natural smoky flavor with fresh herbs and spices.
Ranch (2oz)
Buttermilk Ranch made with fresh herbs and spices.
Creamy Dill Dip (2oz)
Tangy dip made with fresh dill.
BBQ Ranch (2oz)
Our Original BBQ sauce mixed with Ranch dressing. The best of both worlds combine to create the ultimate dipping sauce.
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Recent Reviews
This place has the best smash burger I’ve had in the Windsor area, and it’s not even close. The fries are just okay, and it’s takeout only, which is what knocks it down to a 4-star for me. That said, if you’re looking for a great burger, this is the spot. Also that burger is huge, my hands also happen to be huge so it makes it look smaller.
December 2025
Couldn't talk higher about this spot, these guys really have something going for them. Keep it going! Awesome start up, keep doing what has made you successful.
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December 2025
Definitely the best burger in windsor. The place is such a hidden gem. It is really hidden, Behind Sofos. No one would know unless you been there. Ordered the poutine and a double smashburger. It was delicious. No dine in, only take outs.
December 2025
