Humpty's Dump Bar & Grill

True to name. Would go again ... in another life

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 5

The waitress Amber was horrible. Guess she was having a bad day. Sat for half hour before she acknowledged us. And they weren't that busy. Humpty's needs overhaul.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 1

Recommended dishes: Fried Chicken, Fried Mushrooms

Everything about this place is amazing the food the drinks everything was above and beyond what i expected, heather is an excellent bar tender our drinks where out in an instant and wasn’t too strong. Definitely a must come back!

Parking: Always parking was not hard at all

Kid-friendliness: Everyone was super friendly especially heather!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Basket of Tots, Fried Chicken

Terrible food and terrible service. Ready in half an hour for breakfast no refills food was terrible come on I will never go back

The best homemade food and service

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Basket of Tots, Patty Melt, Deep Fried Mushrooms, Fried Chicken, Humpty's Cheeseburger

They were not lying. What a dump! Service was non existing and when we did get someone’s attention they were rude. I mean absolute garbage. Bathrooms were nasty. No one came and helped us. We were just passing through on a trip and this was the worst decision ever. The only helpful person in the place was the guy doing all the cooking.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

First time going here and If I could give zero stars I would. Food was alright but we waited over an hour for our food when there was only 3 other people in the building. One of the people at my table didn't get her food with us because they were out of what she ordered. They didn't ask if she wanted something else until we were all eating our food. Their excuse was that is what shift change but I've been to many places while it was shift change and had better service than that. I wouldn't recommend going here. The food was average but the all around experience was bad.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 2

Service: 1

The bartender Heather is the only reason that I will never go to another bar again. She always knows how to brighten up my day and she makes the best drinks that I’ve ever had. She is one of the most sweetest people that I’ve met and I am glad that she’s working here.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Sarah was amazing, hands down the best bartender in town. We got a little ‘ill’ and she fed us, hydrated us, and made sure we left in a safer manner than we had shown up. Absolute goddess!

Food: 5

Service: 5

Good people

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Basket of Tots, Deep Fried Mushrooms, Fried Chicken, Fish and Chips

The food's good and the beer is cold,, but you can smell the bathrooms from the bar.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Mushroom Swiss Burger with Fries, Club House

Great service.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The bartender Sarah is the only reason I go to this bar. She not only pours a mean drink that tastes amazing but delivers exceptional conversation and cares about her customers. They just redid all the schedules so I can’t find her to come see her so I have been going to front street bar instead. Please think twice before making it so your customers can’t find their bartenders ☹️

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 1

Service: 5

Decent place to have a bite to eat and friendly staff

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 4

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Humpty's Cheeseburger

Best customer service I have received from any kind of bar in all of Oregon. This is the place to go for good vibes, nice and fun people! Probably gonna be my Dimond!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5