Humpty's Dump Bar & Grill

The 2 piece chicken meals that comes with toast and jojos came with TWO jojos. One per piece of chicken. The service was great, the portions are odd. There wasn't any music playing which made the atmosphere feel slightly off for a bar and grill.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 5

So this was disappointing. My wife and I stopped in on the 29th of June after a local event near here. Online this looked like a good place for a burger and beer? Sadly we where never able find out if that was true or not. My had a broken ankle so it was a pain to get in and we where quite obvious. I asked the girl at the bar how to order. She said sit in a certain area. I got my wife settled and went back to the bar and asked for menus. Sat down and wait and waited and waited. She never once glanced in our direction. Just so busy with all the obvious regulars. We where planning on burgers and beers. Would have been at least a $60 ticket and we always tip 20%. I guess not being a regular made us unimportant? We waited 15?.....20? Minutes? We got up and left. She never as so much as glanced in our direction. We won't be back and definitely won't recommend to our friends.

Service: 1

Got invited by some coworkers to hangout for a fellow coworker's birthday on a Saturday morning (we all work graveyard shift) and had a good time. Had to wait a short while for the bartender to arrive after a phone call, but she showed up and was absolutely wonderful and friendly. Will definitely keep this place in mind for future patronage........ and I love the name!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Best food ever and it seems like you always winning video poker there

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I was at Humpty having a good time mellow as I usually am outside in the back porch smoking a cigarette on my second beer went to order my third and the bartender tells me I'm cut off because the owner of the establishment was watching me on the camera and said I was overly intoxicated because I was walking around on the patio when indeed I have planters thesciitis in my left foot she said because I was stumbling I was cut off

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

Good food, awesome service.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

The name says it all, humorous dump, it is a staple dive bar and they have tried to clean it up, rough crowd most nights, food is pretty good and cooked in front of you but the place is a little dirty for sure. We still go just know what to expect….

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 4

Service: 3

True to name. Would go again ... in another life

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 5

The waitress Amber was horrible. Guess she was having a bad day. Sat for half hour before she acknowledged us. And they weren't that busy. Humpty's needs overhaul.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 1

Recommended dishes: Fried Chicken, Fried Mushrooms

Everything about this place is amazing the food the drinks everything was above and beyond what i expected, heather is an excellent bar tender our drinks where out in an instant and wasn’t too strong. Definitely a must come back!

Parking: Always parking was not hard at all

Kid-friendliness: Everyone was super friendly especially heather!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Basket of Tots, Fried Chicken

Terrible food and terrible service. Ready in half an hour for breakfast no refills food was terrible come on I will never go back

The best homemade food and service

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Basket of Tots, Patty Melt, Deep Fried Mushrooms, Fried Chicken, Humpty's Cheeseburger

They were not lying. What a dump! Service was non existing and when we did get someone’s attention they were rude. I mean absolute garbage. Bathrooms were nasty. No one came and helped us. We were just passing through on a trip and this was the worst decision ever. The only helpful person in the place was the guy doing all the cooking.

Atmosphere: 1

Service: 1

First time going here and If I could give zero stars I would. Food was alright but we waited over an hour for our food when there was only 3 other people in the building. One of the people at my table didn't get her food with us because they were out of what she ordered. They didn't ask if she wanted something else until we were all eating our food. Their excuse was that is what shift change but I've been to many places while it was shift change and had better service than that. I wouldn't recommend going here. The food was average but the all around experience was bad.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 2

Service: 1

The bartender Heather is the only reason that I will never go to another bar again. She always knows how to brighten up my day and she makes the best drinks that I’ve ever had. She is one of the most sweetest people that I’ve met and I am glad that she’s working here.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5