Christina’s Cartel

13551 SE 145th Ave, Happy Valley
(971) 804-8766

Recent Reviews

Rajan Sohi

So disappointed, I usually love this place but the last few times they’ve dropped the ball. My orange chicken tacos barely had any sauce on them and the wings weren’t even tossed in sauce, just plan wings w the sauce on top. I didn’t even eat them, won’t be back. For $48 I want my food prepared the way it’s supposed to

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 2

Service: 2

D G

Food tasted great, I was surprised that the meal I ordered " God Father Mac" only had 2 chicken strips.It was $26 bucks for basically Mac and cheese with bacon pieces. I paid alot for a huge portion of Mac and cheese. ??

Rene Estrada

Chicken wings lack flavor, If they used salt and pepper to season the wings before the sauce it would brighten up the flavors and actually not taste so

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Daren Johnson

The service is always very friendly and the food is great. The O.G. Tacos are my favorite, but don't sleep on the Mac n

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Patrick Smith

Went to Happy Valley Food Station in search of tasty chicken strips- was not disappointed when we found Christina's Cartel. The chicken was juicy and delicious and the mac and cheese was amazing. However, I would have like some better starch options- the shoestring fries were soggy- a bit of a let-down. Would like to see more sauces too- but I did enjoy the ones that I had. Maybe a spicy ranch that would be great with chicken- although I was told, very proudly, I might add, that they have pretty much everything BUT ranch and ketchup. Don't know why the hate for ranch- but okay, lol. Will definitely be back (and maybe bring my own ranch?)

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 4

Service: 4

C.R. Lovern

When ordering I made it very clear I was allergic to blue cheese and didn't want it in my sandwich. Thought that from the extensive conversation we had about it that it wouldn't have been an issue. Got all the way back to my office to find my sandwich covered and dripping in blue cheese. $40 of nothing edible as it was all over the fries too. It looked absolutely disgusting with the bread all soggy and wet. Have never asked for a refund on food ordered like this but if I'd have had the time I would have drove all the way back.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 1

Josh Edwards

Tried the basic strips and shoestring fries as a barometer for how good it was, along with the Alabama white, hot honey mustard, and spicy orange sauces. Everything was delicious.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Melanie Eang

Wings were slimy and just barely cooked. It looked like they baked them instead of frying them? They were not crispy at all. Sauces were delicious so it's a shame the wings themselves were not as good. I'm surprised that the wings were so bad since they have great reviews. Hopefully it was just a fluke. It was $24 for 12 gross wings. Dude working the cart was nice though.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 4

Melanie E.

Wings were slimy and just barely cooked. It looked like they baked them instead of frying them? They were not crispy at all. Sauces were delicious so it's a shame the wings themselves were not as good. I'm surprised that the wings were so bad since they have great reviews. Hopefully it was just a fluke. It was $24 for 12 gross wings. Dude working the cart was nice though.

J H

Had the Godfather Mac.Absolutely packed with flavor. Has enough food to last me for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Breakfast again. Incredibly quick service. Very friendly staff.Will absolutely be coming back.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Za Nashix

I got food poisoning here. Took two days to recover.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

Ilia “314ka4u” Shchegolev

Guys do provide big serving sizes of dishes and food is very tasty, their sauces have a bright taste. Every penny is worth

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Patty B.

Stopped in Happy Valley to enjoy some food cart cuisine. My first time trying Christina's Cartel Food Cart. They offered a variety of options. Chicken, Mac n Cheese, Wings, Salads, Wraps, Fried Chicken Tacos etc. I chose the Godfather Mac. The Chef kindly informed me that the Godfather Mac was REALLY big for 1 person. So I searched for another Mac dish. She was so kind to offer me a half size of the Godfather Mac. How nice!! I took her offer. Once I received my order, it smelled and tasted amazing. Creamy and savory with fried chicken strips, that were so moist. This was probably the best Mac I have had in a long time. It was a very gourmet kind of dish. I would definitely order from this cart again.

Michael Lawler

The Goonie was one of the best chicken burgers I’ve ever hand, no question. OG tacos were amazing, and so were the fries. We’ll be sure to make this a regular spot every time we’re in the area. Wow Christina!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Sauce

Misty L.

We live in the Gorge, so it's quite a drive for us. But we were in the area for or anniversary trip, picked this place from a short list of chicken wing joints, and fell in love. You've gained new customers for life. We loved it and will make the drive just for you! Best wings my husband has ever had. Only wish the Mac came as a "side". There was way too much that sadly went to waste.The food cart seating area is amazing as well. A bar, a few desserts, an overhead fan for those hot days, and covered for our PNW rain.

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