Commercial coffee! The product is made with no love just pushing numbers.
Food: 1
Service: 4
J s
In my world where Bacon Gruyère Egg Bites reign supreme, I, a humble devotee, embarked on a covert mission: infiltrate Starbucks corporate and acquire the sacred recipe. ( yes I moved to Seattle for this mission in 2022) Hq is at 2401 utah ave S. In seattle Wa. Just 3 hrs North of Molalla. February 18th and With a sparkle in my eye and a rumble in my belly, I crafted the most impressive resume the coffee world had ever seen. "Former espresso whisperer," "Latte art champion," and "PhD in Caffeinomics" were just a few of my fabricated credentials.March 3rd, Dressed in my finest barista apron, I waltzed into the Starbucks headquarters, ready to blend in like a well-steamed milk. They welcomed me with open arms, dazzled by my (fake) expertise. I was in! As I toured the hallowed halls, my eyes were not on the bean roasting trophies or the portraits of coffee legends, but on the prize: the Egg Bite recipe.I schmoozed with the bigwigs and nodded sagely at meetings, tossing around terms like "froth margins" and "bean liquidity." But every chance I got, I snooped around the kitchen labs, searching for the golden formula. I even started a rumor about a mythical "Egg Bite Appreciation Society" to gather intel.However, my egg-centric focus was my downfall. During a crucial meeting, while everyone discussed coffee bean futures, I blurted out, "But how do we make the egg bites more affordable?" Suspicious glances were exchanged. My cover was crumbling like an overbaked scone.The jig was up when the IT department discovered my work computer was used solely for googling "How to make egg bites" and "What does a corporate person do?" Security escorted me out, with me dramatically yelling, "You may take my badge, but you'll never take away my egg bites!"Though my corporate career was over before it even began, my legend lived on. Starbucks Employee friend i had made there, James says whispers about the mysterious "Egg Bite Spy" in the break rooms still going on, chuckling over their caffeinated concoctions. And me? I returned to my sales job.. and to my local Starbucks as a regular customer, a little wiser, a bit humbler, and forever dreaming of the day I'd crack the code of the Bacon Gruyère Egg Bites.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 3
Keegin Goettel
Terrible hot chocolate tastes like black coffee and it's cold never coming here
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 1
Stephen R. Wilks
New staff, anxious to serve. We enjoyed our first visit to this new location.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Jarely Naranjo
Terrible service in this starbucks my boyfriend went in to order just one drink and the woman that was working there refused to make the drink when they were still opened 15 minutes before closing. Very disappointing for just one drink to make. Could of took not more than 5 minutes to make it. Very lazy staff. 15 minutes before closing is still considered opened and have to provide the service.
Service: 1
BK 526
Ranks up there with one of the worst Starbucks I’ve been to. Somehow it took over 10 minutes to make 4 drinks and the “workers” appeared to be annoyed with having to do what I assume they’re being paid to do which is making drinks for the public. If management cares as to who the lazy grumpy workers are, we visited on 8/18/23 at around 10am. Perhaps this can help you figure out who to hand a pink slip to.
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Probably the worst coffee I've gotten from a Starbucks. And when I got up to order, they all were just talking and hanging out and seemed annoyed with having to take my order
Dave Kester
Not impressed with the customer service I tried to earn Stars and she said sorry sir we don't do that here. Starbucks is using my first choice not this place at this time.
Call them for a coffee order. Went to pick up my coffee and was completely unenthused with the service so I left my coffee and walked out the door. When I called to let them know of my complaint they hung up on me. Now that's top-tier horrible customer service
Edith Daniels
If espresso shots are made too far in advanced of coffee drinks they get a burnt taste to them. I understand stand they are trying to get customers out faster but it makes terrible drinks. I order the same drink every time and can taste the difference. I’ll be getting my coffee in Canby from now on.
Always tasty. Love my 5 shots over Ice. No C&S
Commercial coffee! The product is made with no love just pushing numbers.
Food: 1
Service: 4
In my world where Bacon Gruyère Egg Bites reign supreme, I, a humble devotee, embarked on a covert mission: infiltrate Starbucks corporate and acquire the sacred recipe. ( yes I moved to Seattle for this mission in 2022) Hq is at 2401 utah ave S. In seattle Wa. Just 3 hrs North of Molalla. February 18th and With a sparkle in my eye and a rumble in my belly, I crafted the most impressive resume the coffee world had ever seen. "Former espresso whisperer," "Latte art champion," and "PhD in Caffeinomics" were just a few of my fabricated credentials.March 3rd, Dressed in my finest barista apron, I waltzed into the Starbucks headquarters, ready to blend in like a well-steamed milk. They welcomed me with open arms, dazzled by my (fake) expertise. I was in! As I toured the hallowed halls, my eyes were not on the bean roasting trophies or the portraits of coffee legends, but on the prize: the Egg Bite recipe.I schmoozed with the bigwigs and nodded sagely at meetings, tossing around terms like "froth margins" and "bean liquidity." But every chance I got, I snooped around the kitchen labs, searching for the golden formula. I even started a rumor about a mythical "Egg Bite Appreciation Society" to gather intel.However, my egg-centric focus was my downfall. During a crucial meeting, while everyone discussed coffee bean futures, I blurted out, "But how do we make the egg bites more affordable?" Suspicious glances were exchanged. My cover was crumbling like an overbaked scone.The jig was up when the IT department discovered my work computer was used solely for googling "How to make egg bites" and "What does a corporate person do?" Security escorted me out, with me dramatically yelling, "You may take my badge, but you'll never take away my egg bites!"Though my corporate career was over before it even began, my legend lived on. Starbucks Employee friend i had made there, James says whispers about the mysterious "Egg Bite Spy" in the break rooms still going on, chuckling over their caffeinated concoctions. And me? I returned to my sales job.. and to my local Starbucks as a regular customer, a little wiser, a bit humbler, and forever dreaming of the day I'd crack the code of the Bacon Gruyère Egg Bites.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 3
Terrible hot chocolate tastes like black coffee and it's cold never coming here
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 1
Service: 1
New staff, anxious to serve. We enjoyed our first visit to this new location.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Terrible service in this starbucks my boyfriend went in to order just one drink and the woman that was working there refused to make the drink when they were still opened 15 minutes before closing. Very disappointing for just one drink to make. Could of took not more than 5 minutes to make it. Very lazy staff. 15 minutes before closing is still considered opened and have to provide the service.
Service: 1
Ranks up there with one of the worst Starbucks I’ve been to. Somehow it took over 10 minutes to make 4 drinks and the “workers” appeared to be annoyed with having to do what I assume they’re being paid to do which is making drinks for the public. If management cares as to who the lazy grumpy workers are, we visited on 8/18/23 at around 10am. Perhaps this can help you figure out who to hand a pink slip to.
Probably the worst coffee I've gotten from a Starbucks. And when I got up to order, they all were just talking and hanging out and seemed annoyed with having to take my order
Not impressed with the customer service I tried to earn Stars and she said sorry sir we don't do that here. Starbucks is using my first choice not this place at this time.
Not at all impressed with the customer service.
Restaurantji Recommends
Great coffee, friendly staff!
Very friendly staff! Great experience.
Call them for a coffee order. Went to pick up my coffee and was completely unenthused with the service so I left my coffee and walked out the door. When I called to let them know of my complaint they hung up on me. Now that's top-tier horrible customer service
If espresso shots are made too far in advanced of coffee drinks they get a burnt taste to them. I understand stand they are trying to get customers out faster but it makes terrible drinks. I order the same drink every time and can taste the difference. I’ll be getting my coffee in Canby from now on.
Excellent staff and great drinks
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