Telepizza Santa Marta

Very tasty pizza but the leftover pizza he prefers to throw away rather than let us take it

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

This is where dreams come to die.

I decided to go in because of the promotion of 3 pizzas for the price of 1, a great deal compared to the usual two for one, right? Wrong. For now, the pizzas are tiny, the medium is the size of what you would expect from a small one, although on the door there is the slogan “the biggest medium pizza ever”, which is as stupid as saying “the tallest dwarf ever”.

But the worst thing is the greasy pizza they serve you, which looks like they made a mistake and dipped it in oil from the fries. And I eat everything but even this disgusted me halfway through, it's work.

On the door there is an advertisement for the rodízio saying “endless pizza and drinks”, which, after having tried it, seems less appealing, and more like being trapped in a circle of hell where you are forced to eat greasy pizza forever as retribution for the your sins.

But you can't wait too long, after all it was a promotion! Well, the price is €22 for this fetid menu, or €7 or so for a small pizza. For this price, you would walk a little further and go to Pizzeria Don Formozzini and eat two medium, good quality pizzas, in a place with good service and decor.

By the way, speaking of which; the interior has all the charm of a municipal swimming pool, ugly, demode, with no windows at eye level, completely full of flies.

A ball pit sadly awaits visitors, next to a sign that says: “Have your birthday party at Telepizza!” Make no mistake, children; If your parents chose this place for your birthday party, it's because they don't love you.

Regarding the employees, poor things, they are just doing their job but you can sense in their tone that they know they are being underpaid to serve hot rubbish to customers.

I had good memories of Telepizza when I was young, and I remember the pizzas being good and decent sized, when did they start to go off the rails? I don't understand how they don't go bankrupt. It's like they were the only ones who made deliveries but now everything is on Uber Eats including Formozzini.

I can't imagine that anyone else who had this experience would ever go back there. A true mystery.

Avoid at all costs.

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 1

Rodízio with good options of starters and tasty pizza. The service is bad, the staff are rude and have little information. It made the experience confusing and caused some embarrassment. Unfortunately, it is not to be repeated.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 2

Service: 1

Opening and closing times have not yet been

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

It's already the second day that I call at 11 pm and they won't let me order at home just to be able to leave the store early when the store only closes at 00 am

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

(Translated by Google) There was 1 employee at the front taking care of a 1 birthday, 1 employee taking care of pasta and there was 1 other lady who was not at the front after she appeared.(Original)Estava 1 colaborador na frente a tratar de 1 aniversário,1 colaborador a tratar de massa e havia 1 outra senhora que não estava na frente depois apareceu.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 5

Service: 2

(Translated by Google) The pizza is good, but they left something to be desired on delivery, it came without a drink, I tried to contact them by phone and no one answered. Lousy customer service.(Original)A pizza é boa, mas deixaram a desejar na entrega, veio sem bebida, tentei contato pelo telefone e ninguém atendeu. Péssimo atendimento ao cliente.

They take too much time to prepare the food

(Translated by Google) Super bad customer service, I placed my order everything right and I was waiting 30 minutes for an order, when I went to call to find out where the order was they said that they would not deliver the address.(Original)Atendimento ao cliente super mau, fiz o meu pedido tudo certinho e estive 30minutos a espera de um pedido, quando fui ligar pra saber onde estava o pedido disseram que não vinham entregar a morada.

(Translated by Google) The pizzas were already better, a criticism for improvement.(Original)As pizzas já foram melhores, uma crítica para poderem melhorar.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 3

Service: 3

(Translated by Google) Great room with plenty of seats. Very attractive prices, especially for groups and families(Original)Ótima sala com bastantes lugares. Os preços bastante convidativos especialmente para grupos e famílias

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 4

(Translated by Google) 5 star serviceand fast(Original)Atendimento 5 estrelasE rápidos

(Translated by Google) Please carry out job interviews with whom you decide to hire.There is no care for the customer, the pizzas take a long time (1 hour +/-) and sometimes they arrive with the wrong ingredients.(Original)Queiram por favor realizar entrevistas de emprego a quem decidem contratar.Não existe qualquer cuidado para com o cliente, as pizzas demoram (1 hora +/-)e por vezes chegam com os ingredientes errados.

(Translated by Google) I organized my son's birthday party here. The kids loved the space. And the follow-up by the staff was also spectacular.(Original)Organizei aqui a festa de aniversário do meu filho. Os miúdos adoraram o espaço. E o acompanhamento por parte do staff, também foi espectacular.

Kid-friendliness: Tem uma sala que projeta jogos para o chão ( playland) para entretenimento dos miúdos (eles adoram)

(Translated by Google) Excellent space for parties and very attentive staff!Good pizza! ?(Original)Excelente espaço para festas e equipa muito atenciosa!Boa pizza! ?