The Simple Bar

estrada regional 223 N° 159
926171908

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Fanny Deladerriere

Unannounced stop in this typical esteito de Calheta restaurant. Inside, only locals and an atmosphere livened up by karaoke! Total immersion in the island of Madeira, far from tourists! Regarding the meal, it was a nice surprise. The dishes are no frills, the portions are generous, everything was of good quality. Finally, to finish, the bill has finally convinced us...

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Aurelien Surmont

Arrived very late (9:45 p.m.) but we were very well received.
Doesn't look like much at first glance but pleasantly surprised by the meal! And perfect price quality.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Pascal Ch.

The meat wasn't really cooked through and pork and chicken definitely shouldn't be like that...the rice was good for feeding pigeons and no one ate it

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 2

gold16100

Meal of poor quality, poorly cooked food. Bad experience.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Fly on Madeira Island Paragliding Tamdem

Food leaves a lot to be desired, everything is raw, I don't recommend it!

Parking: Few parking spaces

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 2

Reinout Roose

The best seafood pasta ???

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Alisson

Excellent value for money! We had toast, it was delicious and perfect for lunch! The waitress was adorable and attentive to our needs

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Walter Kaluza

Very good food, we ate there three times within 14 days. Grilled squid, grilled steak, grilled skewers, all ingredients freshly prepared. SANGRIA whether red or rose or white everything was tasty. Price performance ratio was good, I can only recommend it.

Wheelchair accessibility: Can easily be visited with a wheelchair or rolator.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Fleischspieß, Rote Hauswein

Madison May

Amazing Portuguese tarte, bolo do caco, smoothies, cappuccino and mojitos. And such great prices. Thank you!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Bolo Do Caco with Garlic Butter

Justine Georges

A simple but nice restaurant. The meat is delicious and the waitress is very pleasant.

Food: 5

Service: 5

Muriel B

A simple place, charming service and very good food. All for an affordable price. Don’t hesitate to stop

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Anna Maria

I stopped in for a quick dinner on the way home.I was greeted by a beautiful and very warm lady behind the bar.Despite the late hour, I received delicious shrimps in an excellent sauce - a very large portion! And the local bolo de caco.The decor is not entirely consistent and the music is not inviting, so I don't recommend this place for a date, but I definitely recommend it for a meal.I also recommend the orange and cocoa cake, it tastes like grandma's ❤️

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 5

Service: 5

Lynn Savoie

Our first night in Madeira and we got in pretty late. We were relieved this bar was open and willing to stay open for us. Four out of the five meals were good . The octopus and chicken dinner was very good, the ribs not as good. The wine and sides were fine. The service was excellent very attentive and sweet.

Vegetarian options: They were offered in the menu

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 4

Service: 5

Kai Fehre

The beer was nice and cold…that was it. Unfortunately the food is very simple. The salad consists only of iceberg and the meat is hardly seasoned. There are far better

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 1

Service: 3

Austin Parish

Wonderful vibe, great smells, beautiful views and it also has a great driveway with a perfect angle for calf stretches! Comfy - will go again.Also- our wife left her hair tie behind and the waitress ran out to give it back to us! Super nice

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

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