Zé da Moka

Av. do Mar 19

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Nuno Santos

Terrible. All. A slice of bread that you couldn't eat, a toast that wasn't toast and arrived 15 minutes after it was supposed to, a TV that didn't work properly, terrible service and annoying music. Apart from the flies, everything was bad. I don't understand how an area with so much tourist potential can treat people like this.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Carina van Hoof

First impression was already bad, when in the toilet, the toilet seat was off and on the floor next to the toilet. There was no soap nor paper napkins in the dispenser. Service was nonchalant and disinterested, when I looked at him because I wanted to order, he told me I had to call him, it's a bar, it's faster.. They had many veggie burgers which is why we went here. There was a 100% vegan icon next to it on the menu, but all "vegan burgers" had cheese included. I guess the "vegan" only applied to the patty. Burger was with cheap supermarket bread, just some not so fresh lettuce and tomato, no sauce, and all turned into mush when eating, absolutely no texture. No napkins provided. Fries were sloppy and had some totally burnt pieces in there too, wonder if they ever clean the frying oil + just shows total lack of attention and care. Don't eat here, you will regret it.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Constança Tomé

Smelled so badly (like fries) and the waiter was so rude..he didn't explained anything, we just stood there waiting for any instruction...we sitted and then got up and left.

Atmosphere: 2

Service: 1

christine monthulé

Very fair price

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 3

Service: 5

Stephane Debelut

Very well received and very well eaten

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Sébastien Debelut

Very good value for money, good atmosphere and very welcoming and helpful waiter.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Ris 130

Good value for money, good burgers and welcoming servers.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Samantha Debelut

Very good francesinha very pleasant service and good atmosphere

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Paul H.

It's actually very comfortable to sit in the store. Everything is appropriately and stylishly furnished. The service was also quite friendly and quick and the prices were okay for the location.
But unfortunately the food didn't convince me... Everything was quite boring. The burger only had the standard supermarket cheap rolls, and the vegetarian patties weren't very tasty either. The fries were still half raw.
Definitely suitable for drinking, but I wouldn't go there again to eat.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 4

Michiel

Very disappointing. The mozzarella sticks had no mozzarella inside, it all came out and was burnt stuck to the outside and they still served them.
Also ordered the signature hamburger and there was too little sauce, dry bun and undercooked bacon. All food was very disappointing

Atmosphere: 2

Food: 2

Service: 3

Luis Alves

Very nice place whether for lunch or dinner. Impeccable service and very tasty food for the prices they charge. If I could I would give more stars :)

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Francesinha, Hambúrguer de Frango, Kebab No Prato Kebab, Francesinha de Kebab

Manuel Walter

Unfriendly staff
Terrible burger raw fries
Everything dirty never again.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Werner L

I had the worst sandwich i have ever had in this place. My sandwich had more beersauce than anything else and it stank. 0% crispiness just pure smush and sauce. The waiters were unpolite and unwelcoming. No words, no hello welcome, not even a good bye. Just a harrowing silence that left me thinking whether they were super hungover or victims of human trafficking.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Werkku. Lalli

I had the worst sandwich i have ever had in this place. My sandwich had more beersauce than anything else and it stank. 0% crispiness just pure smush and sauce. The waiters were unpolite and unwelcoming. No words, no hello welcome, not even a good bye. Just a harrowing silence that left me thinking whether they were super hungover or victims of human trafficking.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Julia Kiuru

What the hell even was the food? We ordered a chicken sandwich but apparently it comes in a beer soup... Also customer service was bad, sometimes they brought us food and took off without even saying what it was. Not to mention the silently creepy atmosphere.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

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