Sarcastic Sweets

560 Mineral Spring Ave SUITE 2117, Pawtucket
(401) 368-5458

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Cupcakes
Cupcakes Assorted 6pk
Assorted Weekly Flavors Available bakery selected. Mix of Birthday Cake Vanilla, Triple Chocolate, Strawberry Shortcake, and Caramel Churro. Always labeled packages
GF/V Cupcake 6pk
Assorted bakery selection of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate or red velvet. All 6 cupcakes are both gluten free and vegan.
Cake Jars 6oz.
Choose from a great selection of cake jars with a small 2oz. side of milk to add in or not. This non dairy milk add in makes your cake jar taste like cake and ice cream.

Brownies/Bars/Cookies
GF/V Cookie Sandwich
Choose 1 dietary restriction. Weekly flavors vary. Choose frosting or icecream. It will come with the vegan icecream available unless requested otherwise
Cookies 6pk
Various cookie flavors sold by the each. Baked fresh daily!!!
Brownie
Choose 1 brownie, or make it a sandwich with 2 brownies and a scoop of ice-cream or with frosting center
Sundae
2 scoop ice-cream standard, 2 toppings or 1 item +1 Scoop
Gift Bag & Gift Tissue Only
Please Select your occasion preference.
GF/V Cookie
Choose 1 of the items below based on your dietary resection
GF/V Brownie
1 rich chocolate brownie gluten free and vegan

Beverages
Alaskan Soda
Soda water, choice of 2 flavors, oat milk, and a lemon makes the freshest lightly sweetened soda you have every had!!
Bottled Water
Soda Can
Lemonade
Fresh lemonade with aloe water and regular water for a crisp taste that will wow your taste buds. Add a flavor for only $.50.
Ice Tea Sweet
Weekly flavors alternate of pre sweetened tea and a fresh lemon slice.
Arnold Palmer Drink (Tea/Lemonade)
The best of both world in one drink with 1/2 ice tea and 1/2 lemonade.

Hot Drinks
Hot or Iced Alaska Brewed Coffee 12oz
Freshly brewed just for you daily ground Alaskan Coffee beans with weekly alternating flavors. Request Hot or Iced
Hot Cocoa 12oz
Choose from your choice of water, whole milk or oat milk for a rich chocolatey experience. We use Ghirardelli Chocolate
Hot Tea 12oz
Choose from fruity, black, or green tea. We offer additional sugars, milks, and honey on the side on request.
Apple Cider 12 oz.

Ice Cream
Chocolate
Vanilla
Strawberry
Coconut Sobet
Pineapple Coconut Sorbet

Featured Items & Gift Packaging
Pastry Gift Box(Ships!!)
1 Doz pre mixed items including: 4 cookie bites, 4 cake bites, 4 brownie bites. 1 Gift box, you can put in the notes the suggested preferred color or themed event. The items will come inside the gift box with gift tissue. *No substitutions only allergy modifications*
Full Gift Setup
Card(Birthday/ThankYou/Holiday/Congrats)
Party Pastry Pack 4 for 4
Assorted Weekly Flavors: 4 cupcakes, 4 cookies, 4 brownies, 4 cake bites, 1 cup frosting. Additional toppings and infusions available in menu options.
Ballon
Great platter for any gathering or Holiday!!
Gift Bag & Gift Tissue Only

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Recent Reviews

I was very happy with what I got me and my kids, tried the s'mores cookie, cinnamon roll cookie, and had some Alaskan ice coffee which was very good, the lady that helped us out was very friendly and I would definitely recommend trying this place out
May 2025
I had high hopes for the bakery as it came recommended by other Brown University parents, but I was disappointed. The cake was meh at best. It was better tasting than grocery store but just gave elevated box cake vibes. And while I appreciate the owner accommodating my request for writing on the cake, I would have preferred she say she couldn't if writing wasn't their strong suit in decorating. The woman I picked the cake up from was pleasant, but the location had a...
October 2024
Hired Sarcastic Sweets for cupcakes for my wedding. Communication was quick and clear, payment through online invoices was easy. The cupcakes were good looking and delicious. Pineapple upside down cake was the best!
October 2023

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Sarcastic Sweets

560 Mineral Spring Ave SUITE 2117, Pawtucket, RI 02860
(401) 368-5458