Smoken J's BBQ - New Caney

Macaroni very dry with hard parts throughout the pasta and fries were empty inside. 1 of my brisket slices was decent, the other 1 looked like it days old. Ribs i had to rip from the bone and even a butter knife could barely cut through thr meat. BBQ was good and masked the taste of the food.
The coke in the can was the best thing.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 2

Tried for the first time got a 2 meat baked potato and it did not disappoint loved it

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Greater 🍔 nice and also eat while waiting on your car wash

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

I first came with my girls the atmosphere is lonely and dining area were old tacobell booth style. Simple wood tables and chairs. (Uncomfortable) restrooms are small single stalls with sink inside. Like a port o pottty. (Nasty) we all only tried the brisket sandwiches. They were just good. The smoke flavor was unique but good. That encouraged us to visit again. The place looks like its always empty. We were the only ones there both times. I wanted to try the other meats so I got the 3 meat plate to go and didn't inspect before leaving. BIG MISTAKE!!!All the sausage ribs and brisket looked like dehydrated food. Days old and nuked in a microwave. 1 of the ribs looked like a drumstick. all bone little meat. Sausage was dry and hard. Brisket was the part that is mostly fat and only 3 thin slices. Potato salad was watered down. The beans were just plain pinto beans like my mother in law used to make. Horrible will never go back again.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Please don't call it BBQ!! Sausage was ok- (100% Purchased) Brisket and Ribs are not smoked at best oven roasted. Reheated in the Microwave?? greasy awful food.

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 2

Worse ribs I have eaten didn't finish. Beans cold, corn seemed reheated. Wouldn't recommend.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 3

Ate here while waiting on my vehicles to get washed and detailed. Brisket was very moist and delicious. That’s all I had. I’d do it again.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Good Texas BBQ ,we got the 3 meat , hamburger and 2 michiladas.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: 3 Meat Plate with 2 Sides

Wow! Their BBQ brisket, beans and potato salad was absolutely delicious!
The staff is very friendly and happy!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Brisket Plate, Potato Salad

I loved this little place. It was very clean with plenty of seating inside. The food was amazing I got a pulled pork plate with macaroni and cheese along with potato salad and I was pleased with everything. The pork was moist and they give you this amazing bbq sauce with it that really makes it. My only minor complaint is the lady there was a little quiet and reserved but she was the only one there so I can’t blame her, she was very sweet though. Overall we loved it and we will be coming back

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 4

Recommended dishes: Pinto Beans, Sausage, Potato Salad, Pulled Pork, Mac and Cheese

This place most likely changed hands...

Meat was tough. Ribs were really stuck on the bone. We had brisket, fresh from the microwave, coated in BBQ sauce marinade.

Pulled Pork and Mac & Cheese were okay!
Probably because they reheat well.

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 2

Service: 3

Recommended dishes: Pulled Pork, Mac and Cheese

It was a great place to eat. The food was plenty and delicious!!

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Brisket Plate

The BBQ was mediocre and the bread was moldy.

Atmosphere: 3

Food: 1

Service: 3

This is not Smokin Joe’s.
The brisket is not smoked. It’s horrible. Fat not rendered and NO SEASONING!!
Green beans straight from can with no seasoning.
Sausage overcooked. Potato salad is just a no.

Please stop

Atmosphere: 1

Food: 1

Service: 1

Recommended dishes: French Fries, Brisket Plate, Sausage

I have never been inside that’s why I gave 4 stars. The food is so good. And the plates aren’t skimp. My second favorite bbq place

Atmosphere: 4

Food: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Sausage Plate, 2 Meat Baked Potato, Brisket Plate, Sausage