Nowhere Lounge

26390 Sorters Rd, Porter
(281) 359-0031

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Brandon Culps

I’m a disabled vet bartender said I had to leave if I did not provide paperwork for my service animal which is illegal. Gj keep up the good work and take better care of your vets.

Service: 1

Gregory Lara

Great place to have a drink

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Jacob Borum

Came into this place for the first time today around 2 p.m. Lone Star can for $3.25. $3 Cuervo?! That's dirt cheap!!AMI jukebox.The bartender has a nice smile.

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

John Texans

Great bartenders and service. Dive bar

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Tyler Fichtner

Nice little dive bar and outstanding service they have.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

Sarah Cortez

Good music sometimes, good service & good shots. Just be careful of the pot holes in the parking lot!

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 4

Kristen Surrett

It had a fun atmosphere. Was full of smoke, though. Drinking are cheep! $

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 3

Scrumdidlyumptious “Heather Marie” Wagner

Tuesday $2 domestic bottles and karaoke... If your really lucky you might catch a firework or 2 out back on the volley ball court, after the sun goes down!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Crawfish Cooking, Crawfish Sides, Crawfish Fixings

Scrumdidlyumptious Wagner

Tuesday $2 domestic bottles and karaoke... If your really lucky you might catch a firework or 2 out back on the volley ball court, after the sun goes down!

Atmosphere: 5

Service: 5

Recommended dishes: Crawfish Cooking, Crawfish Sides, Crawfish Fixings

Debbie Fornaca

Friendly people.

Terika Smith

Love this place!!!

Tammy Galvan

Great music and drinks!!

Strawberry Red

Hottest bartenders around!

Tommy Carden

The no square lounge has been a hit for many of years. Regardless of being square or not, take a trip with your loved or unloved ones and you will find your path. The people make everything special especially if you like crayons and are indeed special yourself.

Atmosphere: 5

Food: 5

Service: 5

HELEN WILT

We had a good time here. It was a karaoke night and pretty entertaining. Friendly crowd. The place was packed so we had to stand in the back. We had to go to the bar to order each time because no servers were coming around. Not sure if this is the norm or they were just short-staffed.

Atmosphere: 4

Service: 4

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