I go Arby’s because meat call me in sleep. Whisper soft. Say, “We have the meats.” I wake up, grab keys, and drive like truck possessed by beef spirit.
I ask for Meat Mountain, secret menu item. Employee look scared but respectful, like I just requested national treasure. I say, “Yes. I want all meats. Stack like Soviet apartment block. Tall. Heavy. Mysterious.”
Sandwich come out so big I thought they bring me small dog. Inside: roast beef, turkey, ham, bacon, brisket, corned beef, chicken tenders, and steak. If one more animal added, I’d need building permit.
I take bite. Explosion. Sauce shoot out like geyser, drip down beard like holy oil anointing chosen warrior. Arby Sauce. Horsey Sauce. Mystery Sauce. I not care. I become Sauce Man now. Beard hold more flavor than drive-thru menu. Bald eagle fly overhead. I salute with curly fry.
Curly fries? Perfection. Curl so tight they bounce when dropped. Like snacky slinky.
I sip Diet Dr Pepper from cup size of gas can. I feel power. Chest hair grow mid-meal. Vision blurry from satisfaction. I weep softly into sandwich.
Man next to me say, “What’s that?” I say, “Meat Mountain. Ask for it. Change life.” He nod. We are brothers now.
Bathroom clean. Smell like lemon and broken resolutions.
Thank you Arby’s. You are not fast food. You are meat cathedral. I come hungry trucker. I leave flavor prophet.
Will return. Beard still sticky. Heart still full.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Alyzaya Sinoben
Sandwiches were soaked and leaking through the bags, ordered large drinks and got smalls, don’t know if you guys are currently training which would be understandable but very snippy customer service even for drive thru…
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 2
kris james
Typical fast food place.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 1
Robert Timmons
Had to try the new Cheese Steak and it was not disappointing. This Arby's has been pretty good for mo over the last couple years. Good food and good service!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Chase Reynolds
I had a frustrating experience at this Arby’s. The drive-thru took about 20 minutes, and the person at the window was rude and snippy the entire time. She kept cutting us off while we were trying to give our order and had a bad attitude throughout. To top it off, after clearly seeing we were upset, she sarcastically said “Have a nice day,” which just made the experience worse. The customer service was really bad.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Deb
We love eating here it's always fresh, clean and quite
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Wargoob 1
Great service! Raymunda is the best!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
L Johnson
I ordered KFC WENT IN AND A NEW STAFF ,, AS THERE AND
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Wade Sharp
Went to get some roast beef and they were actually out of roast beef. Settled for a ham slider and a jamoca shake. The order was lost when we pulled up, and they asked us what we ordered, then handed me a cup of milk because the shake machine was broken. Mmmm.... no. Waiting, waiting, waiting for my slider. Oh boy!
I go Arby’s because meat call me in sleep. Whisper soft. Say, “We have the meats.” I wake up, grab keys, and drive like truck possessed by beef spirit.
I ask for Meat Mountain, secret menu item. Employee look scared but respectful, like I just requested national treasure. I say, “Yes. I want all meats. Stack like Soviet apartment block. Tall. Heavy. Mysterious.”
Sandwich come out so big I thought they bring me small dog. Inside: roast beef, turkey, ham, bacon, brisket, corned beef, chicken tenders, and steak. If one more animal added, I’d need building permit.
I take bite. Explosion. Sauce shoot out like geyser, drip down beard like holy oil anointing chosen warrior. Arby Sauce. Horsey Sauce. Mystery Sauce. I not care. I become Sauce Man now. Beard hold more flavor than drive-thru menu. Bald eagle fly overhead. I salute with curly fry.
Curly fries? Perfection. Curl so tight they bounce when dropped. Like snacky slinky.
I sip Diet Dr Pepper from cup size of gas can. I feel power. Chest hair grow mid-meal. Vision blurry from satisfaction. I weep softly into sandwich.
Man next to me say, “What’s that?” I say, “Meat Mountain. Ask for it. Change life.” He nod. We are brothers now.
Bathroom clean. Smell like lemon and broken resolutions.
Thank you Arby’s. You are not fast food. You are meat cathedral. I come hungry trucker. I leave flavor prophet.
Will return. Beard still sticky. Heart still full.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Sandwiches were soaked and leaking through the bags, ordered large drinks and got smalls, don’t know if you guys are currently training which would be understandable but very snippy customer service even for drive thru…
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 3
Service: 2
Typical fast food place.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 2
Service: 1
Had to try the new Cheese Steak and it was not disappointing. This Arby's has been pretty good for mo over the last couple years. Good food and good service!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I had a frustrating experience at this Arby’s. The drive-thru took about 20 minutes, and the person at the window was rude and snippy the entire time. She kept cutting us off while we were trying to give our order and had a bad attitude throughout. To top it off, after clearly seeing we were upset, she sarcastically said “Have a nice day,” which just made the experience worse. The customer service was really bad.
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
We love eating here it's always fresh, clean and quite
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great service! Raymunda is the best!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
I ordered KFC WENT IN AND A NEW STAFF ,, AS THERE AND
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Went to get some roast beef and they were actually out of roast beef. Settled for a ham slider and a jamoca shake. The order was lost when we pulled up, and they asked us what we ordered, then handed me a cup of milk because the shake machine was broken. Mmmm.... no. Waiting, waiting, waiting for my slider. Oh boy!
Atmosphere: 1
Food: 1
Service: 1
Love the food also fast service
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 4
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Food was good and service was good.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 4
Recommended dishes: Chicken Cordon Bleu
Overpriced and fries were not fresh,
Atmosphere: 2
Food: 2
Service: 3
Went through the drive through. Food was fine.
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great food
Good the sandwiches are good and the sauce is good I like it
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