Twin Farms
$$$$ • Lounges, Pet Friendly
Hours:
452 Royalton Turnpike, Barnard
(802) 234-9999
About Twin Farms
Twin Farms Reviews
JC, the Twin Farms Guest Coordination Manager, is something of a right-wing bigot who actively promulgates patriarchy, jingoism, and imperialism in the cultural zeitgeist. If you're looking for a comfortable retreat among like-minded souls where your white privilege is welcome and celebrated, the effectively racially segregated resort at Twin Farms is where it's at!
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| Monday | Open 24 hours |
| Tuesday | Open 24 hours |
| Wednesday | Open 24 hours |
| Thursday | Open 24 hours |
| Friday | Open 24 hours |
| Saturday | Open 24 hours |
| Sunday | Open 24 hours |
Twin Farms is a magical place that offers an unforgettable experience. The beautiful grounds and stunning surroundings create a peaceful and tranquil atmosphere, perfect for relaxation and disconnection. The luxurious accommodations, including the amazing new Tree Houses, provide every comfort and amenity. The food is exceptional, described as divine, with a focus on delicious cuisine and craft cocktails. The staff is attentive, friendly, and knowledgeable, offering exceptional service and paying close attention to detail. Guests can enjoy a variety of activities, from picnics with amazing views to spa treatments and scavenger hunts. The main dining space serves different breakfast options every day, along with tasting or à la carte dinners in the evening. There are also special collaborations featuring tasty food and drinks, including options like Twiggs, known for its grill, and private cellar tastings that are highly recommended. Visitors have the chance to explore different villas and enjoy activities like snowshoeing, yoga, watercolor painting, and sunset picnics at ski-lift huts. With its unique setting, luxurious amenities, and outstanding service, Twin Farms is a perfect destination for a romantic getaway or a memorable retreat, making it a truly revolutionary place that guests are eager to return to time and time again.