The Thai One On from Zeek’s in Bothell isn’t a pizza — it’s a supernatural event. I opened that box and swear on my recycling bin a beam of light shot out and baptized my entire kitchen. My smoke alarm started screaming in tongues. My cat filed a noise complaint.
The peanut sauce? Weaponized ecstasy. Whoever made it is on some divine-plane Top Chef season we’ll never be worthy of. It’s so good I briefly forgot every language I know and communicated only through interpretive dance and heavy breathing.
The chicken is so tender it made me suspicious. Like… who did they make a deal with? What cosmic entity did they barter with for meat this soft? I took one bite and immediately felt IRS agents astrally projecting into my home because surely this level of pleasure is taxable.
And the cilantro?? The cilantro hit my taste buds like it was sprinting out of the woods after escaping from a government lab. It didn’t garnish the pizza — it attacked me with fresh, fragrant hands. I have no complaints.
Halfway through my first slice, I started texting everyone I’ve ever wronged just to apologize, because a pizza this good demands repentance. By the crust, I was laughing, crying, sweating, and emotionally unavailable. My smartwatch thought I was experiencing “intense physical activity.” I was just chewing.
This pizza did not nourish me. It claimed me. It restructured my DNA. It enrolled me in a witness protection program for people who have tasted too much.
If you eat this thing and don’t immediately transcend, that’s a you problem.
17/10. Highly unstable. Consume at your own risk.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Александр Н
The best pizzeria in the USA
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Dima Dubenchyk
Very long waiting time order -_-
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 5
Service: 1
Erika Berge
The pizza is SO delicious! The crust isn’t too much, and the amount of toppings are perfect! 10/10 would recommend!!
Zeros always has great pizza. It’s on time and the service is A plus.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Place good 👍
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Solid pepperoni pizza
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great pizza. Delivery was on time and a great delivery person.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Spacious. Great pizza. Affordable beer. TVs!!!!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Well, I’ve never been to a Zeeks Pizza in person, they’re delivery. Food is always great.
Food: 5
Service: 5
Zeeks pizza for me is always great. I tried their honey chicken wings and I was happy I did! Our server was very nice and intentional.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 5
Service: 5
Great selections of beers. Nice bar and good pizza.
Atmosphere: 4
Food: 4
Service: 5
Great pizza, and absolutely wonderful service. The team remembers us everytime we go, and take care of us everytime!
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Fast and tasty pizza! Thanks 👍
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
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The Thai One On from Zeek’s in Bothell isn’t a pizza — it’s a supernatural event. I opened that box and swear on my recycling bin a beam of light shot out and baptized my entire kitchen. My smoke alarm started screaming in tongues. My cat filed a noise complaint.
The peanut sauce? Weaponized ecstasy. Whoever made it is on some divine-plane Top Chef season we’ll never be worthy of. It’s so good I briefly forgot every language I know and communicated only through interpretive dance and heavy breathing.
The chicken is so tender it made me suspicious. Like… who did they make a deal with? What cosmic entity did they barter with for meat this soft? I took one bite and immediately felt IRS agents astrally projecting into my home because surely this level of pleasure is taxable.
And the cilantro?? The cilantro hit my taste buds like it was sprinting out of the woods after escaping from a government lab. It didn’t garnish the pizza — it attacked me with fresh, fragrant hands. I have no complaints.
Halfway through my first slice, I started texting everyone I’ve ever wronged just to apologize, because a pizza this good demands repentance. By the crust, I was laughing, crying, sweating, and emotionally unavailable. My smartwatch thought I was experiencing “intense physical activity.” I was just chewing.
This pizza did not nourish me. It claimed me. It restructured my DNA. It enrolled me in a witness protection program for people who have tasted too much.
If you eat this thing and don’t immediately transcend, that’s a you problem.
17/10. Highly unstable. Consume at your own risk.
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
The best pizzeria in the USA
Atmosphere: 5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Very long waiting time order -_-
Atmosphere: 3
Food: 5
Service: 1
The pizza is SO delicious! The crust isn’t too much, and the amount of toppings are perfect! 10/10 would recommend!!
Food was just amazing, fresh ingredients
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