Papa Lucci's

6239 N Teutonia Ave, Milwaukee

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Jet Conway

I walked in a for a quick lunch before my very important meeting. Immediately, some guy spilled his own piss on my brand new tuxedo. After thouroughly beating him up, I went to the bathroom to clean up, and a rat ran under my feet. I fell over, and the wall broke, revealing a strip club. The women were like, ninety years old, and one was dead, but nobody cared. I tried leaving, but someone stuffed a p*** filled burrito in my mouth. I barfed all over him, then ran out. I got fired. I came back another time, just because my 8 year old nephew got a job there. I walked in, and there was a headless chicken running around with blood gushing out of its neck. I punted it, it landed in the deep frier, then I ran out. This place sucks.

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