“I walked in thinking I’d get a Chalupa and maybe a shred of dignity — but nah, this place chewed it up and spit it on the sticky floor next to someone’s half-spilled Baja Blast. Half the people here looked like they’d been exiled from the nearest dive bar and decided to turn the dining area into a hormone-fueled petting zoo.
There was a guy drooling on his nachos, two teenagers dry-humping by the napkin dispenser, and an employee who looked dead inside just watching it all go down. I don’t know if I ate actual food or if I blacked out and gnawed on a paper bag — pretty sure my quesadilla tasted like spilled regret and secondhand vape smoke.
If you wanna feel your soul rot while you watch grown adults rub up on each other under fluorescent lights, pull up to this Taco Bell. Otherwise, save yourself. Eat literally anywhere else.“
“I just went through the drive through and was reminded of why I love Taco Bell so much, it truly made my night how fun and sweet they were, not to mention how fast they got my order done, I hope they keep up the fun atmosphere and playful conversations. Love you all ❤“
“I am an extremely picky eater and was tired of paying for an item and only eating the lettuce but paying to replace items for what I would eat. Columbia was AMAZING and she took the time to find the cheapest possible way for me to get what I wanted. She cut the cost by almost half of what I was always paying before. Nobody has ever been so kind and helpful to us before. A HUGE SHOUT OUT to her and her team!!!“
“Came here to brag on Deanna and it looks like everyone else has already done that! I’ve never been treated so well ever! Especially at a fast food place. She is such a sweetheart and has the best hospitality! You can definitely see her heart!“