One Handsome Bastard Distillery

7042 East Indian School Road Suite 100, Scottsdale
(480) 946-1062

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Cheese Fries

Appetizers
Brussel Sprouts
Roasted brussel sprouts topped with bacon, truffle oil, and balsamic glaze.
Caesar Salad
House made dressing, with croutons and parmesan cheese.
Gourmet Tamales
Two gourmet tamales on a bed of coleslaw, topped with roasted peppers and house made salsa.

Entrées
Gourmet Smash-Burger with Fries
Quality beef with coleslaw, garlic aioli, and cheese on a brioche bun.
Nachos with Chicken or Pork
Pile of nachos with cheese, green chile sauce, topped with black beans, pico, house made jalapeños, and cotija.
Steak Plate
Ribeye served with mashed potatoes and asparagus.
Mac and Cheese
Scratch-made cheese sauce with roasted peppers, pico, bread crumbs, and green chile pork (shareable portion)
Green Chile Pork or Chicken Tacos
3 Slow roasted green chile pork or chicken tacos with pico and lettuce served in blue corn hard shells. Served with house made chips and salsa.
Pulled Pork Sandwich with Fries
3 Slow roasted pork, topped with fried onion rings, coleslaw, and BBQ sauce.
Pastrami Melt Sandwich with Fries
Fresh deli cut pastrami and bacon, topped with green chile and cheese. Chipotle mayo on pita bread.
Southwest Flatbread (Gluten-free)
Cauliflower bread with garlic black bean puree, shredded chicken, topped with pico, cotija, and house made lime crema.

Dessert
Pizzookie
House made pizza cookie, topped with vanilla ice cream.

Drinks
Canned Soda
Your choice of soda, served cold.
Bottled Water
Bottled water, served cold.

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Recent Reviews

Had such an amazing time celebrating my birthday with karaoke, happy hour, and the best vibes—big shoutout to the DJ for making it so special! 🎤🥂✨ #Karaoke #Birthday #HappyHour #Vibes
September 2026
10/10 for both the atmosphere and the food! The pizza was absolutely delicious—fresh, flavorful, and cooked perfectly. The pretzel sandwich was also amazing, with a soft, warm pretzel bun and the perfect combination of flavors. I would definitely come back!
September 2026
One Handsome Bastard is one of my FAVORITE bars @ restaurants in Old Town Scottsdale! Trish the owner is a sweetheart and goes out of her way for her customers and is beyond accommodating! I had my dog’s birthday party on their patio and it was a HIT! Plus their food is amazing, and they have one of the BEST HAPPY HOURS in Old Town with half off cocktails till 7:30! Hit this place up if you never have, you’ll be coming back. Plus they distill their own Vodka!...
September 2026

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One Handsome Bastard Distillery

7042 East Indian School Road Suite 100, Scottsdale, AZ 85251
(480) 946-1062