Starbucks in Courtenay

“I didn’t get their name. But I treated myself to a morning coffee this morning around 6:30 am. I was tired and was on my way to work. And the barista working had too much energy! They are welcomed me and uplifted my spirit which encouraged me to have a good day. We need more people like them! They are an amazing person! Cheers to them!!“

“I arrived at this seemingly normal Starbucks at 4am from a red eye flight. There were gargoyles at the main entrance but I brushed it off. I ordered a milkshake but when the barista went to the kitchen to fetch my order I heard a blood curdling scream. Breaking the ‘no going into the kitchen if you aren’t an employee’ rule I rushed into the kitchen and saw that a gang of Gargoyles that were holding the staff hostage. Pulling out my .009 I shot one of the Gargoyles in the head. He collapsed in a pile of rubble. The others took notice of me and ran at me with machetes and baseball bats. I kept firing my gun, killing a few but there was just too many. They swiped at me but I luckily dodged out of the way. I ducked behind a door and was about to snipe another gargoyle, but I as I clicked the trigger I was severely disappointed. I was out of bullets! I desperately looked around for a weapon to use but in my haste I had drawn gargoyles to my location! They swiped at me. I dodged. I threw a punch at him. My hand struck his hard concrete face and I broke my wrist. Holding back my agony like a sigma, I backed out of the Starbucks with the Massive gargoyle standing over me menacingly. “You killed my friends, my family, everyone I knew and loved, dead at your hands. You’re going to pay…” He growled in a deep guttural voice. Suddenly, the red sun peeked over the horizon. “Noo… The sun- it burns… AAGGGHHH”. And the leader of the gargoyles had been slain at the hands of the sun. But as I was patting myself on the back for thwarting the leader of gargoyles, a 45-pound boulder of concrete fell from the dying creature onto my head, and I woke up in the ER room 6 hours later. Nevertheless, this place is now my go- to spot for Fast Food and was the most fun I’ve had eating since the Travis Scott burger. 69/10“